| Update on fans returning 18:24 - Sep 15 with 17350 views | 442Dale |
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/54158891
So some could have fans back at weekend, however “ Those in local lockdown areas were told they would not receive permission to take part in the test events.”
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| Update on fans returning on 11:37 - Sep 25 with 1117 views | judd |
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| Update on fans returning on 11:55 - Sep 25 with 1074 views | judd |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:05 - Sep 25 with 1047 views | D_Alien |
| Update on fans returning on 10:39 - Sep 25 by BigDaveMyCock |
Just a thought, you don’t have to commit to anything or owt but a mate of mine called LittleJohnHerFanny is a writer and he’s looking to pitch a new detective series to BSkyB. Sick of all the psychological detective thrillers, he’s looking for a new angle. You know what I’m thinking
don’t you? A detective who deals with crime via accounts and maths and that.
He’ll be a bit like Columbo or that French looking one. He’ll get everybody into a room at the end and with forensic mastery go through each attendees accounts to prove, for example, that the retired Colonel couldn’t afford to go on the Orient Express so it couldn’t have been him. Or, the candlestick had to be auctioned to raise funds for the skint owner of the country manor, so he wasn’t bludgeoned to death with that. Stuff like that. He’ll also have a thick geordie assistant who, for the purpose of the audience, he has to explain VAT to etc.
He obviously won’t play by the rules. He’ll be the scourge of them stuffy tvvats at the Associate of Chartered Accounts. His employers, the filth, will also hate him as well because of his sole focus on accountancy based methods and maths and that. You’ve got 24 hours otherwise I’m taking your calculator...and badge... and I suppose I should take your gun n’all!! - is often the cry from his angry but deep down respectful lutennant. For example, he’ll often march right through a crime scene contaminating evidence, head stuck in a pile of invoices, as per.
But, he gets results.
Just have a think about it... it’ll be cash in hand. [Post edited 25 Sep 2020 10:54]
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Given your nom de plume predilection, will that be johnny cash? |  |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:11 - Sep 25 with 1029 views | judd |
| Update on fans returning on 12:05 - Sep 25 by D_Alien |
Given your nom de plume predilection, will that be johnny cash? |
Variation on a theme but I've just had an email from Screwfix stating they are not a dating agency.
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| Update on fans returning on 12:15 - Sep 25 with 1022 views | James1980 |
| Update on fans returning on 12:11 - Sep 25 by judd |
Variation on a theme but I've just had an email from Screwfix stating they are not a dating agency.
DCI Bankstatement |
You'd think in these difficult economic times they would consider diversifying. |  |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:16 - Sep 25 with 1017 views | SuddenLad |
| Update on fans returning on 10:39 - Sep 25 by BigDaveMyCock |
Just a thought, you don’t have to commit to anything or owt but a mate of mine called LittleJohnHerFanny is a writer and he’s looking to pitch a new detective series to BSkyB. Sick of all the psychological detective thrillers, he’s looking for a new angle. You know what I’m thinking
don’t you? A detective who deals with crime via accounts and maths and that.
He’ll be a bit like Columbo or that French looking one. He’ll get everybody into a room at the end and with forensic mastery go through each attendees accounts to prove, for example, that the retired Colonel couldn’t afford to go on the Orient Express so it couldn’t have been him. Or, the candlestick had to be auctioned to raise funds for the skint owner of the country manor, so he wasn’t bludgeoned to death with that. Stuff like that. He’ll also have a thick geordie assistant who, for the purpose of the audience, he has to explain VAT to etc.
He obviously won’t play by the rules. He’ll be the scourge of them stuffy tvvats at the Associate of Chartered Accounts. His employers, the filth, will also hate him as well because of his sole focus on accountancy based methods and maths and that. You’ve got 24 hours otherwise I’m taking your calculator...and badge... and I suppose I should take your gun n’all!! - is often the cry from his angry but deep down respectful lutennant. For example, he’ll often march right through a crime scene contaminating evidence, head stuck in a pile of invoices, as per.
But, he gets results.
Just have a think about it... it’ll be cash in hand. [Post edited 25 Sep 2020 10:54]
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Ah! - Now you've mentioned cash in hand, you might get more enquiries. |  |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:19 - Sep 25 with 1013 views | judd |
Trial Balance & Retribution | |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:26 - Sep 25 with 994 views | D_Alien |
| Update on fans returning on 12:15 - Sep 25 by James1980 |
You'd think in these difficult economic times they would consider diversifying. |
That's one way of keeping in the Black...  | |
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| Update on fans returning on 12:32 - Sep 25 with 967 views | dingdangblue |
| Update on fans returning on 12:11 - Sep 25 by judd |
Variation on a theme but I've just had an email from Screwfix stating they are not a dating agency.
DCI Bankstatement |
Have you tried Toolstation? |  |
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| Update on fans returning on 13:01 - Sep 25 with 911 views | TVOS1907 |
Inspector (Empty) Banks |  |
| When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf? |
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| Update on fans returning on 13:02 - Sep 25 with 911 views | 1949er |
You can’t say black. | |
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| Update on fans returning on 13:46 - Sep 25 with 837 views | BigDaveMyCock |
| Update on fans returning on 12:32 - Sep 25 by dingdangblue |
Have you tried Toolstation? |
My favourite name for Gigg Lane. | |
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