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How our Official Site should do previews... 10:19 - Jul 8 with 9590 viewsTTNYear

Read Leighanne, read and learn. This is a genuine review. Gordon is in overdrive... Some fantastically funny sound bites

Pre-season starts in earnest with visit to Stainton Park

It’s the time of the year when expectations amongst many are high, when hopes are raised and when supporters flock to Stainton Park to see a new look team, only this time — it’s different in so many ways.


Season ticket sales have gone through the roof, the positivity and that good feeling coming from Gigg Lane is nothing but good. The new look Shakers will be there for all to see with so many new faces, so many trialists and new faces within the Stainton Park board room to top it all off.

The revolution moves to the next step as Kevin Blackwell puts his side out for their first real test. Pre-season is two weeks old now, fitness levels are coming but there’s no better test than a good competitive game — and we know from previous years, that a competitive game is just what the lads will get.

For two players, the very fact they are kicking a ball again will be more than enough positives for their own reasons. Adam Lockwood and Shane Byrne will be involved after overcoming injury and illness over the last season and summer.

Five new faces will be on show, a new look side and shape. Gareth Roberts, Nathan Cameron, Andy Procter, Greg McDermott and Ashley Grimes will be joined by Euan Holden & Tom Soares — both well-known and now both with proper long term contracts.

Add to that the continental flair from French, Dutch and Belgian trialists — plus the odd German, Italian and a Brazilian — plus a handful of English lads — all on trial, all looking for a club and all keen to impress Kevin Blackwell.

This isn’t the Bury FC that took to the field 12 months ago — this is the NEW Bury FC, smarter, fitter, stronger and above all — still alive.

The result means nothing to Kevin Blackwell or his staff. It’s about getting minutes in, getting time on the pitch, bonding as a team and getting to know each other. They can live in each other’s pockets all they want — time in the team is a valuable lesson for all concerned.

Has the Shakers revolution stalled? It’s hardly got going yet, but the shake-up has begun. It’s rolling forward, at a fast rate of knots. Get it right off the field — it will be right on the field.

Expectation from fans is high — but the expectation from everyone at the club is higher and better.

Yes we are obsessed. Obsessed with the amusement you lot provide.


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How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:23 - Jul 8 with 8121 viewsfitzochris

This bit made me chuckle:

"Add to that the continental flair from French, Dutch and Belgian trialists — plus the odd German, Italian and a Brazilian — plus a handful of English lads — all on trial, all looking for a club and all keen to impress Kevin Blackwell."

Oh, and this whole bit:

"This isn’t the Bury FC that took to the field 12 months ago — this is the NEW Bury FC, smarter, fitter, stronger and above all — still alive.

The result means nothing to Kevin Blackwell or his staff. It’s about getting minutes in, getting time on the pitch, bonding as a team and getting to know each other. They can live in each other’s pockets all they want — time in the team is a valuable lesson for all concerned.

Has the Shakers revolution stalled? It’s hardly got going yet, but the shake-up has begun. It’s rolling forward, at a fast rate of knots. Get it right off the field — it will be right on the field."

In fact, the rest of it was amusing too.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:30 - Jul 8 with 8106 viewsjudd

Rolling forward at a fast rate of knots when it has hardly got going? Bless.

Why was the German odd?

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:46 - Jul 8 with 8077 viewsDaley_Lama

Did this take Gordon a while to write?

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:56 - Jul 8 with 8048 viewsBigKindo

How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:30 - Jul 8 by judd

Rolling forward at a fast rate of knots when it has hardly got going? Bless.

Why was the German odd?


Allegedly he was goose stepping and kept missing the ball. Perhaps he had trained as a table football player?
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How our Official Site should do previews... on 11:16 - Jul 8 with 8004 views442Dale

The good feeling is nothing but good?

Seriously. Wow, wow, wow.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 11:41 - Jul 8 with 7956 viewselectricblue

Who is gordon...!
The gopher i presume.....

My all time favourite Dale player Mr Lyndon Symmonds

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 12:31 - Jul 8 with 7846 viewsdilligas

And the French bloke was actually the only one on show
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How our Official Site should do previews... on 12:37 - Jul 8 with 7825 viewsBigDaveMyCock

Got this from the Official NorthKoreanKimJongappreciationsocietyotherwisewe'llendupinthegulag.com

"Bruddy hell them Bury fans will berieve fookin anything won't they?"

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 12:37 - Jul 8 with 7823 viewsolympicdale

How our Official Site should do previews... on 11:41 - Jul 8 by electricblue

Who is gordon...!
The gopher i presume.....


Mr Bennett

Life is a game of fate.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 12:48 - Jul 8 with 7780 viewsTTNYear

Gordon is a man caught up in the bullsh!t frenzy, which is not good when you're the media officer. Believing the hype like a toddler on tartrazine. If him and Comical Jonbury got together? Well. Move over Morecambe and Wise, is all that needs to be said.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 13:01 - Jul 8 with 7741 viewsD_Alien

How our Official Site should do previews... on 10:56 - Jul 8 by BigKindo

Allegedly he was goose stepping and kept missing the ball. Perhaps he had trained as a table football player?
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You'd think he'd be part of the furniture now

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 13:12 - Jul 8 with 7711 viewsfitzochris

Lainton has singed a two-year deal...

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 13:22 - Jul 8 with 7686 views100notout

Is that 15 players on the books now then?

(Obsessed I know!)

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 14:06 - Jul 8 with 7613 viewsKenBoon

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:25 - Jul 8 with 7479 viewsBrierls

You couldn't make it up. Erm...

"like a toddler on tartrazine"
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How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:27 - Jul 8 with 7468 views442Dale

How our Official Site should do previews... on 13:12 - Jul 8 by fitzochris

Lainton has singed a two-year deal...


Why two years?!? Unproven and back up points to the sensible option of a year.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:29 - Jul 8 with 7461 viewsfitzochris

How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:27 - Jul 8 by 442Dale

Why two years?!? Unproven and back up points to the sensible option of a year.


Hey, I don't sign the cheques... I just laugh at those who do.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:34 - Jul 8 with 7451 viewsSaxonDale

At the age of 23, although still young for a keeper you would have expected him to have played at least one first team game for a club whether that be on loan or for his parent club. Lainton's never played one in his life.
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How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:35 - Jul 8 with 7446 views442Dale

How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:29 - Jul 8 by fitzochris

Hey, I don't sign the cheques... I just laugh at those who do.


If you did at least they'd have a squad full of players from another country to match their boasts.... even if they would all be arriving down the M6/A1 rather than at Manchester Airport.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 19:00 - Jul 8 with 7411 viewsfitzochris

How our Official Site should do previews... on 18:35 - Jul 8 by 442Dale

If you did at least they'd have a squad full of players from another country to match their boasts.... even if they would all be arriving down the M6/A1 rather than at Manchester Airport.


Oh come now, a smattering of Scots at best. I'm still an Englishman Every team needs a few nutters.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 21:56 - Jul 8 with 7296 views442Dale

Lainton turned down offers from clubs in the Championship to sign for Bury according to their OS.

Twaddle, Marc.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 22:05 - Jul 8 with 7275 viewsTVOS1907

How our Official Site should do previews... on 21:56 - Jul 8 by 442Dale

Lainton turned down offers from clubs in the Championship to sign for Bury according to their OS.

Twaddle, Marc.


Pr1ck

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 22:06 - Jul 8 with 7270 views442Dale

How our Official Site should do previews... on 22:05 - Jul 8 by TVOS1907

Pr1ck


Nah. He just wasn't a very good defender.

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How our Official Site should do previews... on 20:29 - Nov 23 with 6985 viewsColDale

This isn’t the Bury FC that took to the field 12 months ago — this is the NEW Bury FC, smarter, fitter, stronger and above all — still alive.

Nope, looks like its the same old Bury FC to me
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How our Official Site should do previews... on 23:23 - Nov 23 with 6759 viewsSandyman

Is this the same Gordon who signed the document that gave Stewart Day first dibs on the land at giggle lane on that PDF legal document that went round earlier this season?

Yep. It is. bury propaganda officer extraordinaire. And the mongs swallow it hook line and sinker.

Fookin hilarious.
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