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at 22:20 4 Apr 2019
A load of lies being believed by a load of thick tvvats with fook all being achieved except economic ruin. It’s uncanny, discuss.
[Post edited 4 Apr 23:24]
at 21:32 7 Jan 2019
Have a team ever been promoted that are technically so good? Really enjoying watching them tonight.
[Post edited 7 Jan 21:33]
|Warning for England|
at 20:21 2 Jul 2018
3-5-2 has its limits. Japan’s 4-4-2 has,for 62 minutes anyway, caused Belgium massive problems.
|Jack Wilshere diluted.|
at 07:43 20 Jun 2018
After 17, a lot of which were very injury plagued, years at Arsenal, Jack Wilshere, who had been offered a new deal by Arsenal, went to see the new Arsenal manager and asked him if he was going to play him. New manager quite rightly said I can’t guarantee that, and why should he. Surely it’s up to Jack to impress the new manager and earn the right to play. Jack has been injured for much of his time at Arsenal and was injured for a lot of his time at Bournemouth and he has never really lived up to his early promise on anything like a consistent basis. Why an earth should he expect any manager to say yes Jack you’re my first name on the team sheet every week?
Apparently, West Ham and Everton, prior to changing their manager, were interested in signing him. He is just the sort of player neither of these clubs need (although Andy Carroll will at least have some company in the stands if he signs for the Hammers). I would have expected Sunderland to have jumped at the chance but they’re playing us next season in league 1 precisely because they’ve jumped at the chance of signing this sort of player in the past for huge wages. Sunderland are currently paying another Jack, Rodwell, a reported 60k a week for doing jack.
Be very careful potential suitors and well done new Arsenal manager.
[Post edited 20 Jun 2018 8:13]
|Big night tonight|
at 08:00 1 May 2018
To present us with a little more hope on Saturday it would be nice if Bradford and Donny win tonight. Or just one of them at least.
They will and Walsall, Wimbledon and Oldham will lose on Saturday. We will get beat 2-1 in the last minute after Jack the Kitman misses a penalty and Andrew misses a sitter from minus 0.1 yards. The ball will actually cross the line before he scoops it out and puts it over. Dale’s goal will be 40 a yard scorpion kick from Thompson to make it 1-0 and give us hope for 6 seconds. Hendo and Camps will give away two pens doing that karate kid kick thing that people should see coming a mile off. Hill will go and manage Sunderland for a week and we’ll get Flitcroft and win League 2 by the use of special synergestic forces.
[Post edited 1 May 2018 8:26]
at 21:04 27 Mar 2018
I don’t often watch them but that was one of the most enjoyable 45 minutes I’ve seen from them. They actually looked quite good. Sterling looked very good, excellent movement and running at players. Not a hoof in sight.
|Plug’s gone |
at 21:56 16 Jan 2018
[Post edited 16 Jan 2018 21:57]
at 21:02 10 Dec 2017
I sincerely hope that we never ever approach any game against Bury, whether it be at home or away or on Mars, like United approached their game with City today.
Which we won’t.
[Post edited 10 Dec 2017 21:03]
|Bury’s Next Manager - odds from their site.|
at 21:46 21 Nov 2017
Sam Allardyce 2-1 - financial indiscretions cost him the England job. A real positive though for Stewie and must be a serious contender. Recently seen talking to Stewie in a swish all you can eat buffet in Bury about investing old people’s pensions without them ‘technically’ knowing about it. Stewie for obvious reasons wasn’t doing much talking.
Chris Coleman 3-1 - reportedly heard saying 12 minutes after taking the Sunderland job....”what the c unting fook have I done here”. You never know, he might have something wrong with him that makes him spontaneously take really stupid jobs?
David Flitcroft 5-1 - after undergoing managerial reassessment therapy in LA, Flicker has concluded that Bury’s dip in synergestic forces prior to his de-managerisation was actually down to vvank feng shui. That and signing 23 goalkeepers. Shift a few sofas and it will be like the promotion season all over again. Then we can sign more goalkeepers he said.
Zinazine Zidane 16-1 - despite early success at Real Madrid winning the Champions League has gone sh1t. Not a popular choice with fans. Could do better.
Robert Mugabe 1-2F - available.
at 13:39 26 Apr 2017
Monsieur Barton haz been banned from ze game for dix huit months for aving lots ov flutters at Hill de William.
at 09:25 26 Apr 2017
Those who make us look utterly brilliant down the road have released their accounts for year ending May 16. Another 2.5 million of losses, and a wage bill of 4 million!! Expect new stadium bullsh1t x10 for a while from Kim Il Mong.
Available on Companies House Beta for those who wonder how so much can be wasted on the achievement of absolutely fook all.
|Dale throwing it away.|
at 20:42 29 Mar 2017
Not football. Bloke from Rochdale, looks like Hendo, on MasterChef. Great first round, fooking shocker in the next round.
at 18:59 27 Feb 2017
It's snowing in my room!!
at 17:52 8 Feb 2017
Co-writer of Hancock's Half Hour and Steptoe and Son passed away today. Although before my time bit of a genius in my humble opinion.
A pint!! That's very nearly an arm full.
|Mr Bistow on Bury Forum|
at 20:49 31 Jan 2017
He's just confidently announced that Bury are to sign Anthony Grant from Port Vale, even going so far as to suggest he's at Gigg with Kim Mong Ill. Grant signed for Peterborough about five hours ago.
They're so good.
[Post edited 31 Jan 2017 20:52]
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