There was probably half a dozen
different reasons why Dale didn't stand a chance in this game.
Law of averages for a start. Dale went into this
game on the back of a five match winning run, and we can't win every
game obviously. I've seen a couple of these over the years, but I don't
think I've ever seen us make it to six games of victory in succession
before now. It's got to stop somewhere.
And what better to put us in our place than the
return of a former manager. Paul Simpson coming back to the place where
he celebrated promotion with a Carlisle side would have been just the
man to see the form book ripped up, and see his play off chasing side
sneak something at the home of the top of the table side.
To top it all, the weather. Every game that I
remember needing the work of supporter volunteers to get the pitch into
a playable condition has always resulted in disappointment, prompting
suggestions of why we even bothered. Of course, whilst others were busy
doing their bit, I was warmly tucked up with my babysitting get out
clause ready to be used.
With such an away victory guaranteed, there was
only one thing to do, and that was to take advantage of the rather
generous odds of almost 4-1 on a Shrewsbury victory (generous in light
of everything written above), with a cheeky fiver placed upon Simpson's
Salop.
Of course, this proved to be the best fiver
spent all day, and let it be said only done to counter every argument
placed above. There are many rules within football, but the rule of
having on money on something acts as a trump card on every other
argument known to man.
Anyway, back to reality, and it had been a day
spent worrying about whether the game would go ahead. From checking the
temperature before going to bed on the Friday night, to jumping out of
bed Saturday morning (briefly) to peek at my car windscreen from my
bedroom window. Such sacrifices wouldn't be taking place had we been
lurking around the mid table zone.
And even all day Saturday was spent almost
anticipating the worst possible news coming through. As game by game in
League Two started falling foul to the weather, it seemed like it would
only be a matter of time before ours went the same way. When your used
to being the first name to be accompanied by a P, it's a habit that's
difficult to shake off.
Once inside a perishing Spotland, thoughts
turned towards whether the game would last till 4:50pm. The weather
looked to have cosmetically affected the pitch. It didn't look great
from afar but every one of the volunteers I spoke to assured me that the
pitch was actually in great shape.
Amongst the crowd were a group of Barnet
supporters, who decided to take in our game given their own postponement
at Accrington. Somewhat ironic given the number of potential fixtures
they've tried to come and see at Spotland over the past few years.
As for the game, well I think I could just copy
and paste key phrases from the last few match reports. There was a
massive gulf in class between the two sides, and right from the opening
kick off, Shrewsbury were merely chasing shadows.
We were too fast for them, too incisive, too
confident, too intelligent, too inventive, too too too too too too
........ the list of "too" could go on and on, as were head and
shoulders above the opposition in every department.
There must come a point where we'll ask
ourselves just how good weactually are. We are currently hammering sides
week in, week out with the scoreline often flattering the opposition (as
it did today), and then remarking how we never got out of first gear.
We certainly got out of first gear today, as
arguably we had a little more hunger about our play at times. I detected
a willingness to kill a side off, almost bloodthirsty the way we played
at times, but still I was left thinking that we could easily have
stepped it up another notch or two had we needed to.
One thing which was clear right from the first
whistle was that the pitch was having no effect on the game whatsoever.
Any excuses that Shrewsbury could have trotted out were dismissed before
they were even put forward. We gave them a perfect lesson in how to play
football, and any difficult areas that may have been on the pitch were
no hindrance in the fast flowing passing football that we now accept as
being the norm.
And so within the opening ten minutes, it was
game over.
If you really wanted to go picking holes in
Keith Hill's time at manager, our ability from set pieces has never been
quite as good as we might have wanted it to be. Or we have loads of
bloody corners, but never do anything with them. Not any more.
Craig Dawson's emergence at the back has been a
huge benefit to the side, becoming an absolute rock alongside Nathan
Stanton. But his ability at set pieces is like finding out your stunning
Swedish girlfriend happens to be a dab hand at making full English
breakfasts in the morning after.
A Kennedy corner came over, got a nudge from Joe
Thompson I think it was, before landing between Dawson and a defender.
With all the prowess of a seasoned striker, Dawson rifled it home. This
is the stuff of dreams for the lad who was stood on the terraces
eighteen months ago as an 18 year old Dale fan. Get him on the plane
Fabio!
At this point, the biggest threat that we faced,
aside from dropping temperatures that had already frozen all the water
pipes connecting the Sandy Lane end of the ground, was complacency. It
was that easy, it was like a training exercise as we knocked it about
for fun. The closest that the Shrews came to a shot on target saw the
ball go out for a throw in.
Those concerns of whether the game would survive
the afternoon grew bigger midway through the second half, when the
referee held the game up before approaching the benches. Thankfully it
transpired he wanted a change of ball colour due to the falling snow,
and the game continued in much the same manner.
With around five minutes of the half to go, we
made it two. Chris Dagnall got all the space in the world down the left
and cut the ball back to Chris O'Grady on the edge of the box. COG
tapped it up for himself before volleying it into the far corner. The
Shrews keeper's attempts to get to the shot did him few favours.
Half time should have seen Simpson insist that
his players wear trainers for the second half, in the vain hope that the
players would slide all over the place and attracted a pitying
abandonment from the referee. It would have been the only way they'd
have got anything from this game. They were dead and buried with 45
minutes still to go.
But there was some relief felt when the players
emerged for the second half, as any lingering doubts about whether the
game would finish were finally extinguished. We'd seen a half unaffected
by the conditions and it would have took something from the Day After
Tomorrow to have called it off at this stage.
Five minutes into the second half, the modest
victory started taking on the appearance of a hammering as we scored our
third goal.
Now we on this website are massive fans of Craig
Dawson, and there's nothing finer than seeing a Rochdale lad scoring for
us, but if we're being very, very honest, Craig Dawson did not score our
third goal.
Fair enough, he did all the hard work, and as
that ball nestled into the back of the net, he probably thought he was
the scorer - he certainly deserved it for his efforts, but as he
powerfully headed TK's corner goalwards, it almost immediately took a
deflection off Chris O'Grady before settling beyond former Dale keeper
David Button. O'Grady had little say in it, but it was COG's goal I'm
afraid.
The fourth goal came following a a TK free kick.
It was struck low to Button's right and the on loan Spurs man saved
well, but lightening reactions by O'Grady saw him immediately knock it
into the net to seal yet another emphatic victory for Dale.
Are we allowed to call that a hat trick for
Chris O'Grady? And if not, why not? Makes him equal top scorer with
Dagnall for the season - not bad for a striker that Keith Hill once
described as "not the type who will score a lot of goals". Yes
Keith, what do you know?
We were pretty much in the territory now where
had we needed to get double figures, you wouldn't bet against us doing
so. We were tearing the shrews to shreds, and they weren't having a look
in.
Even Scott Wiseman, buoyed on by a goal in his
last home appearance, fancied a repeat performance. He went on a run
which went on and on, beating player after player. He must have been
conscious that eventually it was going to end with needing to shoot
using his left foot. And so it was, but it wasn't that bad an effort in
the end.
And at 4:32pm, with snow continuing to fall on
the Spotland pitch, something very weird happened. Shrewsbury had a shot
on goal. Fair enough, it was straight at the keeper and was tamer than a
new born bunny, but it was enough to earn ovations from all four sides
of the ground as it was the first time that they'd managed to do so.
They followed that up with another attack but their striker failed to
keep up with the ball and it ended up with a comfortable collection for
Heaton.
We made a couple of subs in the last quarter of
an hour, with Higgy coming on for Joe Thompson, and Glover for O'Grady.
Higgy played well as an individual, but perhaps Thompson's withdrawal
lost us a bit of balance as a side, and any further goals for ourselves
would only have been wonder goals that we'd dribbled past about 73
different opponents to finish.
So we had to settle for 4-0, which as we said
slightly flattered Shrewsbury who didn't compete at any stage during the
afternoon. They looked like a side who had become as reliant on Holt as
we were, and they had an air of a side who just didn't fancy it this
afternoon.
Perhaps that is doing us a disservice, as we
can't keep saying week in week out how poor the opposition are. We are
making them look poor, but there could have been no positives for
Simpson from this game, and he had a look of dead man walking as he
blanked his side before shaking the hand of the referee and applauding
the travelling supporters at the final whistle.
It will not have gone unnoticed in the
Shrewsbury boardroom that the hammered side carry a significantly higher
wage budget. And we had to sell our top scorer at the start of the
season too before that excuse is used.
The only frowns came when the attendance of just
under 3,000 (ignore the PA figure which is incorrect). Of course, it's
not good enough for a top of the table side but perfectly
understandably. In the old days, supporters were given better value for
money, as for ninety minutes there was that "will we win, will we not"
feeling. Today that lasted for just eight minutes, at which point it
became "how many". Rip off Britain if we can't even get a full ten
minutes of uncertainty about the final result.
The victory gives us a seven point lead at the
top of the division and further reinforces the belief that this is the
finest hour in our 102 year history. I doubt any supporter has seen us
consistently outclass the opposition as we are doing right now.
To put this season into context. In 1982, 46
points at the end of the season. In 1984, no one died
46 points at the end of the season. And here we are after just 22 games
sat pretty at the top of the table with 47 points. We are on the verge
of making history, and to be honest, I'm scared of missing another
second of it throughout the rest of the season. Christmas has simply
become something to get out of the way before Crewe (a).
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