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Leeds is \'too-cold\' for Chelsy

As we always suspected, Chelsy never really fancied it "oop north".

Prince Harry has been dumped by his girlfriend, because Leeds is "too cold" for her - according to reports.

Chelsy Davy, the 22-year-old who has been dating the present third-in-line to the throne, has dropped out of her law-degree studies at Leeds University to return to her native Cape Town.

According to Sky News, Leeds is too-cold for the poor love, she has failed to make friends amongst the good people of West Yorkshire and she also fears for her safety in Leeds.

Sky News also suggest that Harry's "playboy lifestyle" and the fact he missed her birthday party to go to the Rugby World Cup final in Paris last month has also influenced her decision!

Silly mare! Tosh like this gives our fine city a rotten name! Leeds is no colder than anywhere else in England, the locals are amongst the friendliest in the country and the last Leeds student I'm aware of coming to any harm was poor Meredith Kercher - who was murdered in Perugia earlier this month.

 

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