| The Doors 21:29 - Mar 17 with 696 views | SaintNick |
My insolent teenage daughter stamped to her room and said,
"And another thing - JIM MORRISON IS SHIT!"
I said, "Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house" |  |
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| The Doors on 21:30 - Mar 17 with 687 views | SaintNick |
PS Just to warn you this ISNT The End of this type of joke tonight | |
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| The Doors on 21:31 - Mar 17 with 686 views | Bison |
I hope you said Hello , I Love you. |  |
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| The Doors on 21:33 - Mar 17 with 678 views | SaintNick |
| The Doors on 21:31 - Mar 17 by Bison |
I hope you said Hello , I Love you. |
Just been in our local Korean shop looking for a snack for later.
I got one called 'Not Poodle' | |
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| The Doors on 21:35 - Mar 17 with 675 views | Bison |
| The Doors on 21:33 - Mar 17 by SaintNick |
Just been in our local Korean shop looking for a snack for later.
I got one called 'Not Poodle' |
I hope you remembered a dog is for life , not just for dinner. | |
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| The Doors on 21:36 - Mar 17 with 671 views | SaintNick |
| The Doors on 21:35 - Mar 17 by Bison |
I hope you remembered a dog is for life , not just for dinner. |
The World Health Organisation has decided that dogs cannot transmit coronavirus and there is no need to quarantine them anymore.
W.H.O. let the dogs out ..... | |
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| The Doors on 22:04 - Mar 17 with 618 views | Bison |
I asked someone to show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar but.... it was shut. | |
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| The Doors on 22:08 - Mar 17 with 609 views | SaintNick |
| The Doors on 22:04 - Mar 17 by Bison |
I asked someone to show me the way to the next Whiskey Bar but.... it was shut. |
That scotched that idea then | |
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| The Doors on 22:12 - Mar 17 with 598 views | Bison |
| The Doors on 22:08 - Mar 17 by SaintNick |
That scotched that idea then |
That's a bit Irish actually Nick , if you spell what I mean. | |
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| The Doors on 22:16 - Mar 17 with 593 views | hedgeend61 |
| The Doors on 21:36 - Mar 17 by SaintNick |
The World Health Organisation has decided that dogs cannot transmit coronavirus and there is no need to quarantine them anymore.
W.H.O. let the dogs out ..... |
I went to Boots yesterday and asked the assistant 'what gets rid of Coronavirus?'
She said 'ammonia cleaner'
I said ' i'm sorry i thought you worked here'
I have 24 toilet rolls & 12 bottles of hand sanitizer.
I'm looking to swap them for a 3 bedroom bungalow in Chilworth. |  | | |
| The Doors on 22:47 - Mar 17 with 558 views | hedgeend61 |
Ain't it boring without any football, I've even started talking to the wife.
Someone just informed me she's been made redundant from Woolworths. | | | |
| The Doors on 23:21 - Mar 17 with 526 views | hedgeend61 |
I know people are scared and panicking over Coronavirus.
Will the schools close?, will we need to go on lock down for 16 weeks?, but don't let that distract you from the fact that In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them............
Maybe you can hire The A-Team.
I coughed in Tesco and a Chinese guy moved away.
I said, "You f*cking started it."
A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.
It’s the Wurst Käse scenario. | | | |
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