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Football Joke 13:27 - Jan 26 with 939 viewsSaintNick

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed and says: "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike... Mike..."

"Who is it?" Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike. It's me, Joe..."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe." insists the voice.

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"'Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says, "is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."

"'That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what could possibly be the bad news? "

"You're in the team for Saturday."

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Football Joke on 18:53 - Jan 26 with 773 viewssaint68


Poll: Who would you want to save this season Pellegrino or Adkins

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Football Joke on 20:56 - Jan 26 with 713 viewsScoot

I liked that a lot

Poll: Should NJ go?

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Football Joke on 23:59 - Jan 26 with 625 viewshedgeend61

The John O' Groats football team's coach driver has resigned after their heavy defeat in a friendly away at Land's End.
When asked why, he said he'd taken them as far as he could !!


I witnessed Harry Maguire squash this innocent snail with his football boot.
I asked my mate "What did he do that for?"
He replied "The fcking thing had been following him around all game".
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