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FA cup - we haven't a prayer..................
at 12:19 8 Jan 2023

Our club, which art in Shepherds Bush,
hallowed be thy name.
The third round comes,
we will be done in Fleetwood,
As we will in Blackburn.
Give us this day our annual exit,
And forgive Tyler his miss passes,
although he won't forgive those who miss pass against him.
And lead us not into the fourth round,
but deliver us from Beale.
For thine is the disappointment,
the shame and Vauxhall Motors,
For ever and ever,
Rangers.
[Post edited 8 Jan 2023 12:20]
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Christmas Advert
at 07:36 1 Dec 2022

Pitching this

'An everyday bloke with a beer belly and an orange towel wrapped around his waist steps out of the shower, shaking a couple of ten pound notes out of his hair. Mick Beale - for it is he - stares meaningfully into the mirror and then splashes cologne on his face. Ross Wilson steps out from offscreen and traces his fingers across Mick's back, who seemingly doesn't notice as he continues to stare at his reflection. A deep voice intones "Integrity....for men"'
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just a query
at 10:19 9 Oct 2022

couldn't hear the commentary because it was karaoke night in the sports bar, who was introduced to the crowd at half time? Saw some Ivory Coast shirts.
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FC IOM..
at 23:42 17 Apr 2022

Going up! First year and promotion via the play-off's to the 9th tier of English football!
Great to have a decent standard of football to go and watch with my boys, over 3200 there yesterday. They get criticised for a direct style of football, but scoring 123 goals in 38 league matches speaks for itself. One of only 2 fully amateur teams in the division, the other side got relegated with 2 points, so quite an achievement.

So onwards and upwards, one of next years opponents will be a certain vauxhall motors, i really f'cking hope we beat them...........

And in the FA cup for the first time, covid stymied it this year.

I wonder what visiting fans think, in a division where quite a few teams get double figure attendances, in the iom they are surrounded by the cream of our pimply youth giving them loads.....very amusing.

Funny moment yesterday, IOM under the cosh, take the lead. A minute later New Mills equalise. Tannoy announcer , sombre voiced after his ecstatic exclamations announcing our goal, "And the scorer for new mills was....if he'll just turn round so I can see his number...oh, I don't know, one of them scored anyway"
And his attempted pronunciations of non anglo-saxon surnames is magnificent, a kind of pub singer mumble and apology.

cracking IOM goal from the semi;


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oh no, Mark Lanegan gone now
at 07:24 23 Feb 2022

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gleeful post-match listening
at 20:08 15 Jan 2022

...........with a beer and a smile

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