Six bidders. Five points. Yep, probably for the first time in its football history, Portsmouth Football Club has more people wanting to buy it than it has league points.

And what a motley crew they are too. If Walt Disney Studio wanted inspiration for the next cartoon character film they need look no further than the array of prospective Portsmouth FC buyers.

First there’s Balram “Dick Dastardly” Chainrai, the world’s most persistent reluctant wannabe football club owner along with his faithful sidekick Levi “Muttley” Kushnir who might have the last laugh after all.

Then there’s Sulaiman “Tweetie Pie” Al Fahim, the Arab Ernest Hemingway wannabe who conducts his business affairs via Twitter and who fucked off on safari days before the bid deadline despite saying he had prepared his bid for months to buy Pompey. During his preparation he apparently had somehow forgotten a minor detail like opening an UK bank account to buy a UK business. How remiss of him... To read the dodgycurry's full blog click here.

The views of dodgycurry are his own and don't necessarily reflect the editorial view of pompey-fans.com

Follow @dodgycurry

Follow @Pompey_Fans

Click here to sign up for an account and reserve your username! You can then post on the Forum and add your comments to articles

The Pompey Supporters' Trust is still seeking pledges from Pompey fans to back their bid. Information can be found here

Photo: Action Images

Southampton Polls