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German Doner Kebab 13:54 - Apr 1 with 2026 viewsunion_jack

New place in the Uplands. Has anyone on here tried them and if so, what are they like - taste, vfm etc.

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German Doner Kebab on 14:05 - Apr 1 with 2014 viewsBirchgrovejack

Boys in work had them last week. Said they were ok but nothing to write home about. It's lean beef instead of lamb. Could be veal im not 100% sure though
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German Doner Kebab on 14:07 - Apr 1 with 1997 viewsDarran

German Doner Kebab on 14:05 - Apr 1 by Birchgrovejack

Boys in work had them last week. Said they were ok but nothing to write home about. It's lean beef instead of lamb. Could be veal im not 100% sure though


Could be anything. 👀

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German Doner Kebab on 14:15 - Apr 1 with 1988 viewsperchrockjack

I've never bought a kebab,mainly because of hygiene reasons which to me often turn my stomach


Take always make good money from the lazy,stupid and the pissed


Let's be honest, if it were sweet or "tasty" some would eat anything


Out for the. Day, prepare and take your own food


Going out ...eat before or later


All our city litter is from fast food outlets

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German Doner Kebab on 14:16 - Apr 1 with 1987 viewsunion_jack

German Doner Kebab on 14:07 - Apr 1 by Darran

Could be anything. 👀


They are supposed to be healthy. Shame they are not lamb though, much tastier than beef.

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German Doner Kebab on 14:19 - Apr 1 with 1978 viewsperchrockjack

A trip with an Envirinmental Health Officer is very eye opening

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German Doner Kebab on 14:20 - Apr 1 with 1971 viewsDarran

German Doner Kebab on 14:15 - Apr 1 by perchrockjack

I've never bought a kebab,mainly because of hygiene reasons which to me often turn my stomach


Take always make good money from the lazy,stupid and the pissed


Let's be honest, if it were sweet or "tasty" some would eat anything


Out for the. Day, prepare and take your own food


Going out ...eat before or later


All our city litter is from fast food outlets


So everyone on here that's ever been to a takeaway is lazy and stupid?


Yeah you keep on about my hate campaign.

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German Doner Kebab on 14:49 - Apr 1 with 1943 viewsunion_jack

German Doner Kebab on 14:15 - Apr 1 by perchrockjack

I've never bought a kebab,mainly because of hygiene reasons which to me often turn my stomach


Take always make good money from the lazy,stupid and the pissed


Let's be honest, if it were sweet or "tasty" some would eat anything


Out for the. Day, prepare and take your own food


Going out ...eat before or later


All our city litter is from fast food outlets


Guilty as charged I'm afraid Perchie. Not the littering bit though.

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German Doner Kebab on 15:04 - Apr 1 with 1913 viewsperchrockjack

True though innit, union.


Cartons ,cans , boxes .


Frankly, I'd rather starve .


Freshly fried fish is nice though

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German Doner Kebab on 15:31 - Apr 1 with 1876 viewsDr_Winston

Actually most of the litter in Swansea appears to be dirty f*ckers dropping their cigarette butts everywhere.

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German Doner Kebab on 15:33 - Apr 1 with 1870 viewsexiledclaseboy

German Doner Kebab on 15:31 - Apr 1 by Dr_Winston

Actually most of the litter in Swansea appears to be dirty f*ckers dropping their cigarette butts everywhere.


Well now that's not in any way true is it?

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German Doner Kebab on 15:35 - Apr 1 with 1861 viewsperchrockjack

Any local train journey will evidence the issue.


Areas with endless take always too



Funnily enough, places where take always are absent are far less litter prone

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German Doner Kebab on 16:20 - Apr 1 with 1801 viewsDewi1jack

German Doner Kebab on 15:35 - Apr 1 by perchrockjack

Any local train journey will evidence the issue.


Areas with endless take always too



Funnily enough, places where take always are absent are far less litter prone


I dunno.
Plenty of roads in the middle of nowhere seem to have sh1tfuls of the stuff alongside them.
Even beautiful areas of ONB such as the Beacons, Snowdonia, Gower, Lake district, Kielder etc etc don't seem to be exempt
Although since people were being charged for plastic carrier bags, there does seem to be far less of them in the hedgerows and rivers.

But you do see planks sitting in McDs car park, shovelling that sh1te down their necks (I go in because I love banana shakes and lattes) and then can't be arzed to get out of their car and take their litter to the bin, rather drop it on the floor.
By any takeaway with a car park really.

And yes.
I do challenge them, normally getting the sort of answer "well they employ someone to pick up litter."
Thick, lazy, useless waste of good breathing air.
The World has a fair few dirty tw@s who'll drop litter.
Britain seems to have the majority

Edit.
To the OP
Not tried German kebabs in the Uk, but do love them in Germany.
Especially sitting down eating plated Gyros (also called a kebab out there) with a chilled local beer
[Post edited 1 Apr 2017 16:22]

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German Doner Kebab on 18:00 - Apr 1 with 1706 viewsBLAZE

I phoned Thursday night to order, to be told they had run out of beef (they only do beef and chicken FFS, how can you run out of half your entire menu) and then I called in last night to give them another chance to be told there was an hour wait for takeaways. I went next door to KFC.

They could do with hiring some more staff, then teaching them how to run the place properly

Yours,
Annoyed kebab connoisseur,
Swansea
[Post edited 1 Apr 2017 18:04]
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German Doner Kebab on 18:23 - Apr 1 with 1660 viewsunion_jack

German Doner Kebab on 18:00 - Apr 1 by BLAZE

I phoned Thursday night to order, to be told they had run out of beef (they only do beef and chicken FFS, how can you run out of half your entire menu) and then I called in last night to give them another chance to be told there was an hour wait for takeaways. I went next door to KFC.

They could do with hiring some more staff, then teaching them how to run the place properly

Yours,
Annoyed kebab connoisseur,
Swansea
[Post edited 1 Apr 2017 18:04]


I'll give it a miss on that review I think!

As a connoisseur, where is the best kebab in town? They used to be better years ago when they put the meat in an opened pitta bread. Now it's meat and salad on top of a naan / pitta. Not easy to eat without a huge dry cleaning bill.

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German Doner Kebab on 21:44 - Apr 1 with 1535 viewsSwanzay

German Doner Kebab on 18:00 - Apr 1 by BLAZE

I phoned Thursday night to order, to be told they had run out of beef (they only do beef and chicken FFS, how can you run out of half your entire menu) and then I called in last night to give them another chance to be told there was an hour wait for takeaways. I went next door to KFC.

They could do with hiring some more staff, then teaching them how to run the place properly

Yours,
Annoyed kebab connoisseur,
Swansea
[Post edited 1 Apr 2017 18:04]


Whilst out one eve a few weeks back I got chatting to one of their employees who was round the back having a cig.

Apparently all staff are on zero hour contracts and hours available are random.

Like yourself Im a kebab connoisseur after a night out. I highly recommend Uplands kebabs.
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German Doner Kebab on 22:19 - Apr 1 with 1494 viewsBLAZE

Swansea is much of a muchness I find, nothing particularly stands out. Although (fittingly) 'Best Kebabs' on High St is probably one of the better places

The best kebab I've had was in Austria. Marmaris in Turkey and Sharm in Egypt were pretty disappointing
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German Doner Kebab on 23:25 - Apr 1 with 1450 viewsLord_Bony

German Doner Kebab on 22:19 - Apr 1 by BLAZE

Swansea is much of a muchness I find, nothing particularly stands out. Although (fittingly) 'Best Kebabs' on High St is probably one of the better places

The best kebab I've had was in Austria. Marmaris in Turkey and Sharm in Egypt were pretty disappointing


Without doubt the best kebabs are to be found in Turkey,especially the Istanbul area.

proper kebabs served in quality rooftop restraunts over looking the Bospherous sea and made of the highest quality cuts of meat and fresh veg. Unbelievable.

Not this stinking man made manufactured conglomerate of god knows what but it aint proper meat type slop .

Having said that I m as impartial as anyone else after a few pints...funny that innit,never fancy one when Im sober...good food for when your e pissed like...

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German Doner Kebab on 02:41 - Apr 2 with 1397 viewsRogerstone

I heard that they are the wurst!

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German Doner Kebab on 09:21 - Apr 2 with 1317 viewspikeypaul

I try not to eat them but once every 6 months or so temptation gets the better of me.

Oasis opposite the YMCA always has more customers than the others put together and the
only one I ever go to.

The "lamb" doner wrap is good but leave the chilli sauce and go for mint or something else
unless you want to be on the toilet the majority of the next day.

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