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FAO Humpty 14:12 - Jul 15 with 4753 viewsDarran

Just to show you I bear no grudges you can have this for your wańk bank.
And yes I did see it on twitter.


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FAO Humpty on 21:07 - Jul 16 with 1029 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 20:04 - Jul 16 by Neath_Jack

And Briton Ferry does.

But it is the jewel in the Neath crown i suppose.



The 'Crow's Nest' in the Ferry? When was the last time you had a pint up there, mate?

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FAO Humpty on 21:18 - Jul 16 with 1009 viewsNeath_Jack

FAO Humpty on 21:07 - Jul 16 by Lohengrin

The 'Crow's Nest' in the Ferry? When was the last time you had a pint up there, mate?


I've never had a drink in there, despite being brought up not 100 yards away. I got into various amounts of trouble for various escapades, in and around the place though

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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FAO Humpty on 21:19 - Jul 16 with 1007 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 21:18 - Jul 16 by Neath_Jack

I've never had a drink in there, despite being brought up not 100 yards away. I got into various amounts of trouble for various escapades, in and around the place though


Cwrt Sart boy? What age are you, mate?

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FAO Humpty on 22:13 - Jul 16 with 979 viewsmax936

FAO Humpty on 20:00 - Jul 16 by Lohengrin

Aye. Gone the way of The Mackworth, The Central, The Liberal, The Con Club and God knows how many others.


Another building to be razed to the ground and then rebuilt as a block of flats to maintain Neath's ambition to become a Town of excellence for Bedsits.
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FAO Humpty on 22:15 - Jul 16 with 978 viewsploppy

FAO Humpty on 22:13 - Jul 16 by max936

Another building to be razed to the ground and then rebuilt as a block of flats to maintain Neath's ambition to become a Town of excellence for Bedsits.
[Post edited 16 Jul 2017 22:29]


*Razed* to the ground.
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FAO Humpty on 22:18 - Jul 16 with 974 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 22:13 - Jul 16 by max936

Another building to be razed to the ground and then rebuilt as a block of flats to maintain Neath's ambition to become a Town of excellence for Bedsits.
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You've got it, Max. Flats apparently is the plan. No doubt in furtherance of the WAG plan to congregate every heroin junky under creation in Melyncryddan.

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FAO Humpty on 22:24 - Jul 16 with 965 viewsSwanjaxs

Plenty of Neaffy bois on this thread ... are there swimmers left in SA10 now? They used to congregate in the bear on the Hill.... game bunch fair play 👍
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You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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FAO Humpty on 22:28 - Jul 16 with 952 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 22:24 - Jul 16 by Swanjaxs

Plenty of Neaffy bois on this thread ... are there swimmers left in SA10 now? They used to congregate in the bear on the Hill.... game bunch fair play 👍
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The dividend of Premier League football (although I'm no big fan myself) is that just about every schoolchild in West Glamorgan now goes out to play in a Swans shirt.

That must kill some of the Port Talbot lads my age!
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FAO Humpty on 22:28 - Jul 16 with 951 viewsmax936

FAO Humpty on 22:18 - Jul 16 by Lohengrin

You've got it, Max. Flats apparently is the plan. No doubt in furtherance of the WAG plan to congregate every heroin junky under creation in Melyncryddan.


Thought so, brown envelopes must be flying around the relevant project offices, can't remember the last time I had a good drink in Neath, prefer Swansea everytime, that said there's a beer festival in Town this coming weekend which hopefully be worth a visit.
Fairplay to Mouse he's trying his best with the real ales, need a micro brewery in town,, its a risky one though considering the cost of setting it all up.

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FAO Humpty on 22:29 - Jul 16 with 948 viewsmax936

FAO Humpty on 22:15 - Jul 16 by ploppy

*Razed* to the ground.



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FAO Humpty on 22:34 - Jul 16 with 939 viewsploppy

FAO Humpty on 22:29 - Jul 16 by max936



Sorry mate. Not being a Neath boy I had nothing to contribute to this thread. So, when all else fails, pick on a misspelling.
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FAO Humpty on 22:34 - Jul 16 with 939 viewsSwanjaxs

FAO Humpty on 22:28 - Jul 16 by Lohengrin

The dividend of Premier League football (although I'm no big fan myself) is that just about every schoolchild in West Glamorgan now goes out to play in a Swans shirt.

That must kill some of the Port Talbot lads my age!
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The sun always shines on the righteous.... eventually 🌞

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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FAO Humpty on 22:42 - Jul 16 with 930 viewsmax936

FAO Humpty on 22:34 - Jul 16 by ploppy

Sorry mate. Not being a Neath boy I had nothing to contribute to this thread. So, when all else fails, pick on a misspelling.


Me neither, born and bred in Swansea, but spent all my 34 yrs of married life up here in Gods Country

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FAO Humpty on 01:05 - Jul 17 with 905 viewsHighjack

FAO Humpty on 22:13 - Jul 16 by max936

Another building to be razed to the ground and then rebuilt as a block of flats to maintain Neath's ambition to become a Town of excellence for Bedsits.
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If you are referring to Cwrt Sart, there are notices on the lamp posts giving notice of a new primary school being built there.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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FAO Humpty on 01:06 - Jul 17 with 903 viewsDarran

FAO Humpty on 01:05 - Jul 17 by Highjack

If you are referring to Cwrt Sart, there are notices on the lamp posts giving notice of a new primary school being built there.


The plans are online to see too.

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FAO Humpty on 01:09 - Jul 17 with 899 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 01:05 - Jul 17 by Highjack

If you are referring to Cwrt Sart, there are notices on the lamp posts giving notice of a new primary school being built there.


He's talking about The Legion on Stockham's Corner.

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FAO Humpty on 01:15 - Jul 17 with 889 viewsHighjack

FAO Humpty on 01:09 - Jul 17 by Lohengrin

He's talking about The Legion on Stockham's Corner.


Ahh right my bad. *gets back in box*

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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FAO Humpty on 10:08 - Jul 17 with 851 viewsHumpty

FAO Humpty on 12:02 - Jul 16 by Darran

I wouldn't know I don't follow any of those kind of sites on twitter sorry.

You can be right if it makes you feel better though.


Glad to hear it.

If you have any with her fanny out could you PM them to me please?
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FAO Humpty on 10:16 - Jul 17 with 844 viewsswanjackal

FAO Humpty on 10:08 - Jul 17 by Humpty

Glad to hear it.

If you have any with her fanny out could you PM them to me please?


Here you go, knock yourself out....



(Sorry for taking the tap in)

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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FAO Humpty on 10:48 - Jul 17 with 827 viewsHumpty

FAO Humpty on 18:17 - Jul 16 by Lohengrin

As opposed to your favoured sources, Hump? Today's Observer? Nice of them to draft in Tim Adams and Simon Montefiore as a sop to actual British people but what exactly is it you imagine gives your worldview any sort of licence to sneer?

Genuine question, son? I''m intrigued.


Oh lordy how have I upset you know? Pointing out that Mark Collett is telling lies?

I don't buy the Observer though I do sometimes read the Guardian's website. Along with the Independent's, the Telegraph's and the Daily Mail's, the latter mainly for pictures of Rita Ora's lovely tits, amongst many others. I have no idea who Tim Adams and Simon Montefiore are though Simon seems to be an historian. Still no idea what Tim does.

What gives me the right to sneer? Well I don't think I sneer that much. I don't sneer at Tory voters despite them supporting a party I'd never vote for. I don't sneer at Jeremy Corbyns fans despite not voting Labour. I don't sneer at people who voted Brexit even, despite thinking it will be disastrous. I will disagree with them though. If you think that's sneering I can't help that.

I will however sneer at people who post videos or tweets from the BNP. Or Infowars. Or Britain First. Or any neo Nazi sites. Because those people are mouth breathing f*cking morlocks. And I'll laugh in the face of Donald Trump fans like an amused drain until the cows come home.

As an example Britain First recently posted this on their Facebook page, thinking it was a great article about Jeremy Corbyn disrespecting our troops by going to Glastonbury instead of Armed Forces Day.

Not. Good. Enough.

Noted soldier-hater and disgusting peacenik Jeremy Corbyn sensationally SNUBBED Our Brave Boys and Girls (soldiers) this weekend by not responding to a last-minute Armed Forces Day invitation, instead making a pre-booked appearance at Glastonbury Festival.

Armed Forces Day, a British tradition for generations ever since its inception in 2008, took place this weekend.

Tory MP James Heappey took the opportunity to invite the Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn to an event in his Burnham on Sea constituency, via The Sun website for some reason. One attend would’ve equalled one respect.

In a SENSATIONAL SNUB to the armed forces, Corbyn failed to attend, leading to precisely ZERO respects being issued to troops.

In fact, other than issuing a statement thanking “our dedicated forces and veterans for their service, sacrifice and commitment”, the Labour leader completely failed to even acknowledge our dedicated forces and veterans for their service, sacrifice and commitment.

Instead, the hapless socialist appeared at Glastonbury Festival, on a stage that was built with money — which is capitalist, by the way — to deliver a virtue-signalling speech to hundreds of thousands of easily-duped people from every demographic.

Every demographic, that is, if they could afford TWO HUNDRED LITERAL POUNDS to buy a ticket. Onlookers also reported that many in the crowd were holding £3 cups of coffee, and iPhones, because these are also important details.

Corbyn’s speech featured his typical drivel, including pipe dreams such as an end to tuition fees (first introduced in 1998) and world peace. Really, Mr Corbyn? Advocating world peace on such a day? Just say that you hate soldiers and be done with it.

If you ask me, Glastonbury is an easy gig for Corbyn. Anyone can engage a crowd of tens of thousands of young people in a political discussion at a music festival. Let’s move the goalposts and see how he’d do. How would he go down at the Conservative Party Conference, for example? Or in my house, where I hate him?

It was a pisstake. Posted here.

https://www.joe.co.uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-glastonbury-armed-forces-131138?utm

Am I really not allowed to sneer at that?
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FAO Humpty on 10:57 - Jul 17 with 825 viewsHumpty

FAO Humpty on 10:16 - Jul 17 by swanjackal

Here you go, knock yourself out....



(Sorry for taking the tap in)


Very good.
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FAO Humpty on 11:03 - Jul 17 with 816 viewsPegojack

If I can highjack this thread for a moment, talking about old Neath and Ferry hostelries, when did the Ferryboat Inn close? It was a favourite haunt of my youth.
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FAO Humpty on 12:07 - Jul 17 with 790 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 10:48 - Jul 17 by Humpty

Oh lordy how have I upset you know? Pointing out that Mark Collett is telling lies?

I don't buy the Observer though I do sometimes read the Guardian's website. Along with the Independent's, the Telegraph's and the Daily Mail's, the latter mainly for pictures of Rita Ora's lovely tits, amongst many others. I have no idea who Tim Adams and Simon Montefiore are though Simon seems to be an historian. Still no idea what Tim does.

What gives me the right to sneer? Well I don't think I sneer that much. I don't sneer at Tory voters despite them supporting a party I'd never vote for. I don't sneer at Jeremy Corbyns fans despite not voting Labour. I don't sneer at people who voted Brexit even, despite thinking it will be disastrous. I will disagree with them though. If you think that's sneering I can't help that.

I will however sneer at people who post videos or tweets from the BNP. Or Infowars. Or Britain First. Or any neo Nazi sites. Because those people are mouth breathing f*cking morlocks. And I'll laugh in the face of Donald Trump fans like an amused drain until the cows come home.

As an example Britain First recently posted this on their Facebook page, thinking it was a great article about Jeremy Corbyn disrespecting our troops by going to Glastonbury instead of Armed Forces Day.

Not. Good. Enough.

Noted soldier-hater and disgusting peacenik Jeremy Corbyn sensationally SNUBBED Our Brave Boys and Girls (soldiers) this weekend by not responding to a last-minute Armed Forces Day invitation, instead making a pre-booked appearance at Glastonbury Festival.

Armed Forces Day, a British tradition for generations ever since its inception in 2008, took place this weekend.

Tory MP James Heappey took the opportunity to invite the Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn to an event in his Burnham on Sea constituency, via The Sun website for some reason. One attend would’ve equalled one respect.

In a SENSATIONAL SNUB to the armed forces, Corbyn failed to attend, leading to precisely ZERO respects being issued to troops.

In fact, other than issuing a statement thanking “our dedicated forces and veterans for their service, sacrifice and commitment”, the Labour leader completely failed to even acknowledge our dedicated forces and veterans for their service, sacrifice and commitment.

Instead, the hapless socialist appeared at Glastonbury Festival, on a stage that was built with money — which is capitalist, by the way — to deliver a virtue-signalling speech to hundreds of thousands of easily-duped people from every demographic.

Every demographic, that is, if they could afford TWO HUNDRED LITERAL POUNDS to buy a ticket. Onlookers also reported that many in the crowd were holding £3 cups of coffee, and iPhones, because these are also important details.

Corbyn’s speech featured his typical drivel, including pipe dreams such as an end to tuition fees (first introduced in 1998) and world peace. Really, Mr Corbyn? Advocating world peace on such a day? Just say that you hate soldiers and be done with it.

If you ask me, Glastonbury is an easy gig for Corbyn. Anyone can engage a crowd of tens of thousands of young people in a political discussion at a music festival. Let’s move the goalposts and see how he’d do. How would he go down at the Conservative Party Conference, for example? Or in my house, where I hate him?

It was a pisstake. Posted here.

https://www.joe.co.uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-glastonbury-armed-forces-131138?utm

Am I really not allowed to sneer at that?


Ah! Tramp, it's too late now. I was on a mission to wind last night but you weren't around to oblige.

Just quickly then - Yes, Collet's a tool, Montefiore's an historian of renown and Tim Adams writes on rural affairs. It just tickled me that he had a three page spread in yesterday's Observer. Who was going to read it? I may be generalising again here, as is my wont, but I should think for the vast majority of that paper's readership the countryside is something they fly over on the way to and from skiing trips.

incidentally I don't bother with any wack-job sites either. I like to flatter myself in thinking I'm reasonably literate.

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FAO Humpty on 12:10 - Jul 17 with 788 viewsLohengrin

FAO Humpty on 11:03 - Jul 17 by Pegojack

If I can highjack this thread for a moment, talking about old Neath and Ferry hostelries, when did the Ferryboat Inn close? It was a favourite haunt of my youth.


Christ! The Ferryboat Inn, there's a blast from the past!

I hate to tell you this, pal, but your 'youth' is receding at the same rate of knots as mine. The Ferryboat must have gone a good 25 years ago. Or shall I call it a quarter century ago to make you feel even creakier?

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FAO Humpty on 13:17 - Jul 17 with 760 viewsPegojack

FAO Humpty on 12:10 - Jul 17 by Lohengrin

Christ! The Ferryboat Inn, there's a blast from the past!

I hate to tell you this, pal, but your 'youth' is receding at the same rate of knots as mine. The Ferryboat must have gone a good 25 years ago. Or shall I call it a quarter century ago to make you feel even creakier?


Aye, very true, but there's a few pints left to be drunk yet.

I Hope.
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