Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
How to get rid of magpies 22:46 - Aug 21 with 4723 viewsjack2jack

Had a family of the buggers in the garden,so hung an old CD nearby,seems to have worked, apparently they don't like the reflections
Tell you what you don't get this type of service anywhere else
[Post edited 21 Aug 2017 22:53]
0
How to get rid of magpies on 23:02 - Aug 21 with 3785 viewsWarwickHunt

I told you not to throw that Cheap Trick CD away.
2
How to get rid of magpies on 23:04 - Aug 21 with 3781 viewsCooperman

What genre are The Reflections?

Poll: Your confectionery tub of choice

3
How to get rid of magpies on 23:09 - Aug 21 with 3764 viewsjack2jack

Nice one coops and Warwick,I knew you wouldn't let me down
Tap ins really
[Post edited 21 Aug 2017 23:11]
0
How to get rid of magpies on 23:56 - Aug 21 with 3690 viewsBrynmill_Jack

How to get rid of magpies on 23:02 - Aug 21 by WarwickHunt

I told you not to throw that Cheap Trick CD away.


Tap in

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

0
How to get rid of magpies on 02:29 - Aug 22 with 3650 viewsLoyal

How to get rid of magpies on 23:04 - Aug 21 by Cooperman

What genre are The Reflections?


Fck me ! 😂😂😂😂😂

Paedo nothing yet, no no no no you just paedo nothing yet 😂😂😂
[Post edited 22 Aug 2017 2:31]

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll: Who should be Swansea number 1

0
How to get rid of magpies on 06:51 - Aug 22 with 3603 viewsMo_Wives

How to get rid of magpies on 23:02 - Aug 21 by WarwickHunt

I told you not to throw that Cheap Trick CD away.


Yes, but surely playing it loud at the buggers would have been more effective.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

0
How to get rid of magpies on 07:03 - Aug 22 with 3592 viewsMo_Wives

Relegation seemed to do the trick the year before last.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

1
How to get rid of magpies on 10:13 - Aug 22 with 3483 viewsJackfath


POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

0
Login to get fewer ads

How to get rid of magpies on 10:48 - Aug 22 with 3458 viewsBanosswan

Sell them to Mike Ashley

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

0
How to get rid of magpies on 11:34 - Aug 22 with 3428 viewsMo_Wives

Don't kill them...it upsets the voodoo
[Post edited 22 Aug 2017 14:14]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

0
How to get rid of magpies on 11:58 - Aug 22 with 3383 viewsDarran

How to get rid of magpies on 23:02 - Aug 21 by WarwickHunt

I told you not to throw that Cheap Trick CD away.


Prick.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: Who’s got the most experts

0
How to get rid of magpies on 13:12 - Aug 22 with 3333 viewsDr_Winston

How to get rid of magpies on 23:02 - Aug 21 by WarwickHunt

I told you not to throw that Cheap Trick CD away.


It's OK. There's loads of them down the tip shop.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

0
How to get rid of magpies on 14:11 - Aug 22 with 3269 viewsDarran

How to get rid of magpies on 13:12 - Aug 22 by Dr_Winston

It's OK. There's loads of them down the tip shop.


Bigger prick.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: Who’s got the most experts

0
How to get rid of magpies on 16:28 - Aug 22 with 3199 viewsoldcob

Kitchen foil works too.
0
How to get rid of magpies on 19:20 - Aug 22 with 3105 viewsjack2jack

How to get rid of magpies on 16:28 - Aug 22 by oldcob

Kitchen foil works too.


What gas mark?
1
How to get rid of magpies on 20:12 - Aug 22 with 3069 viewsoldcob

How to get rid of magpies on 19:20 - Aug 22 by jack2jack

What gas mark?


1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl, and 4 for a boy.
2
How to get rid of magpies on 20:14 - Aug 22 with 3063 viewsjack2jack

How to get rid of magpies on 20:12 - Aug 22 by oldcob

1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl, and 4 for a boy.


Now that's clever!
0
How to get rid of magpies on 21:47 - Aug 22 with 3008 viewsWarwickHunt

How to get rid of magpies on 23:04 - Aug 21 by Cooperman

What genre are The Reflections?


0
How to get rid of magpies on 21:54 - Aug 22 with 2988 viewsexiledclaseboy

Any tips for keeping slugs away from the garden? Potential death sentence for stupid dogs like mine who look at them as a potential tasty morsel.

Poll: Tory leader

0
How to get rid of magpies on 21:59 - Aug 22 with 2976 viewsJackfath

How to get rid of magpies on 21:54 - Aug 22 by exiledclaseboy

Any tips for keeping slugs away from the garden? Potential death sentence for stupid dogs like mine who look at them as a potential tasty morsel.


Cut a large plastic bottle in half and put about an inch of beer in the bottom. Bury it in the garden so the slug scan go in it. They love beer and wont be able to get out thus rendering the fat, slimy pricks useless.

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

1
How to get rid of magpies on 22:02 - Aug 22 with 2969 viewsJackfath

How to get rid of magpies on 21:54 - Aug 22 by exiledclaseboy

Any tips for keeping slugs away from the garden? Potential death sentence for stupid dogs like mine who look at them as a potential tasty morsel.


Another one which wont stop your dog from eating them but will stop them from attacking your shrubs is to get some pieces of wool from barbed wire fences next time you're out on a long stroll around The Gower. Put the wool in a circle around the base of the plants and the slugs will not be able to get at the greenery. They are unable to get over the wool.

POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
Poll: Should Darran's ban be lifted?

1
How to get rid of magpies on 22:12 - Aug 22 with 2951 viewsN_T_J

How to get rid of magpies on 21:59 - Aug 22 by Jackfath

Cut a large plastic bottle in half and put about an inch of beer in the bottom. Bury it in the garden so the slug scan go in it. They love beer and wont be able to get out thus rendering the fat, slimy pricks useless.


Do The slugs have barcodes so they can scan themselves in to the beer?
0
How to get rid of magpies on 22:15 - Aug 22 with 2948 viewsBrynCartwright

How to get rid of magpies on 22:02 - Aug 22 by Jackfath

Another one which wont stop your dog from eating them but will stop them from attacking your shrubs is to get some pieces of wool from barbed wire fences next time you're out on a long stroll around The Gower. Put the wool in a circle around the base of the plants and the slugs will not be able to get at the greenery. They are unable to get over the wool.


Grow everything in raised beds, and attach copper strips to the top of the bed planking. The copper gives the little feckers tiny electric shocks they hate. PS...this method costs a lot, and is a bit of an arse-ache to put off a few slugs.

Poll: Artificial Crowd Noise for Premier League and Champiionship Games is...

0
How to get rid of magpies on 22:57 - Aug 22 with 2902 viewsGaryjack

I don't get the slug bashing myself. They get very bad press while snails get a free reign to do what the fvck they want, because everyone remembers Brian from the magic roundabout and we all think they're cute. Fact is there is no difference between a slug and a snail other than a snail has a little shell he can hide in and we give him a little tickle to try and coax him out as we love him, but we stamp on the poor slugs or pour salt over them and rejoice as we watch them die in total agony!
[Post edited 22 Aug 2017 23:06]
0
How to get rid of magpies on 23:06 - Aug 22 with 2879 viewsDr_Winston

How to get rid of magpies on 22:57 - Aug 22 by Garyjack

I don't get the slug bashing myself. They get very bad press while snails get a free reign to do what the fvck they want, because everyone remembers Brian from the magic roundabout and we all think they're cute. Fact is there is no difference between a slug and a snail other than a snail has a little shell he can hide in and we give him a little tickle to try and coax him out as we love him, but we stamp on the poor slugs or pour salt over them and rejoice as we watch them die in total agony!
[Post edited 22 Aug 2017 23:06]


Snails don't creep into my house at night and leave trails on the kitchen floor.

Snails = Bees.
Slugs = Wasps.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2024