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> "That's what you call a slow birth..." > "she must have been in labour for ages, poor cow...that child is at least 34 years old" > "Aye, look, he has hairy knuckles"
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Good luck, Mr Cooper
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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:09 - Sep 19 with 5188 views
That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:01 - Sep 19 by Mo_Wives
Imagine seeing that on a stretcher.
> "That's what you call a slow birth..." > "she must have been in labour for ages, poor cow...that child is at least 34 years old" > "Aye, look, he has hairy knuckles"
[Post edited 19 Sep 2017 10:03]
"They weren't lying when they said Rocky Dennis's head would continue growing"
That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:20 - Sep 19 by sherpajacob
whilst in there, he saw the postman who said to him,
" help me find the keys to the van, and we'll drive out"
I'm here all week.
I had an image of him looking around and seeing loads of graffiti on the inside of her womb... "KEV WOZ ERE B4U" "TERRY IS A W@NKER" "BONG ON 95" "JANIS GIVES GOOD HEAD"
Also, I don't know why, but if I was in his situation, I would feel the urge to belt out the start of the Tarzan boy song (maybe to test the echo?)...
F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.
Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.
That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:12 - Sep 19 by monmouth
F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.
Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.
Dog knotted!
Good luck, Mr Cooper
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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:54 - Sep 19 with 4991 views
That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:12 - Sep 19 by monmouth
F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.
Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.
"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose"...!!!!!