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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw 09:34 - Sep 19 with 5253 viewstheloneranger

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuc



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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 09:43 - Sep 19 with 5234 viewsWarwickHunt

Didn't think his head was that big.
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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:01 - Sep 19 with 5204 viewsMo_Wives

Imagine seeing that on a stretcher.

> "That's what you call a slow birth..."
> "she must have been in labour for ages, poor cow...that child is at least 34 years old"
> "Aye, look, he has hairy knuckles"
[Post edited 19 Sep 2017 10:03]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:09 - Sep 19 with 5188 viewsswanjackal

That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:01 - Sep 19 by Mo_Wives

Imagine seeing that on a stretcher.

> "That's what you call a slow birth..."
> "she must have been in labour for ages, poor cow...that child is at least 34 years old"
> "Aye, look, he has hairy knuckles"
[Post edited 19 Sep 2017 10:03]


"They weren't lying when they said Rocky Dennis's head would continue growing"

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:20 - Sep 19 with 5170 viewssherpajacob

whilst in there, he saw the postman who said to him,

" help me find the keys to the van, and we'll drive out"

I'm here all week.

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 11:00 - Sep 19 with 5134 viewsMo_Wives

That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 10:20 - Sep 19 by sherpajacob

whilst in there, he saw the postman who said to him,

" help me find the keys to the van, and we'll drive out"

I'm here all week.


I had an image of him looking around and seeing loads of graffiti on the inside of her womb...
"KEV WOZ ERE B4U"
"TERRY IS A W@NKER"
"BONG ON 95"
"JANIS GIVES GOOD HEAD"

Also, I don't know why, but if I was in his situation, I would feel the urge to belt out the start of the Tarzan boy song (maybe to test the echo?)...



Altogether now: oohhhh oohhhh ooohhhh oooohhhh ooowwwwa

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:12 - Sep 19 with 5024 viewsmonmouth

F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.

Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:17 - Sep 19 with 5019 viewsMo_Wives

That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:12 - Sep 19 by monmouth

F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.

Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.


Dog knotted!

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:54 - Sep 19 with 4991 viewstheloneranger

That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 15:12 - Sep 19 by monmouth

F*cks sake, I clicked on that all unsuspecting. I thought 'fence'. Jesus Christ.

Speaking of which, anyone on here actually been dog knotted? It was always a fear of mine in my younger days, especially when I was somewhere I shouldn't have been.


"Throw a dog knot around that shaft so it don't come loose"...!!!!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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That's One Way to Miss a 0-0 Draw on 14:59 - Sep 20 with 4840 viewsburty

LOL
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