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Romelu Lukaku's penis 12:29 - Sep 19 with 12989 viewsHighjack

Causing a bit of a stir on the BBC website.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:41 - Sep 19 with 11744 viewsNeath_Jack


I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:46 - Sep 19 with 11720 viewsJethroJack

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:41 - Sep 19 by Neath_Jack



Very appropriate, considering he's a right nob (with limited skill).
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:55 - Sep 19 with 11678 viewsmonmouth

Would be bloody funny if they started singing about his tiny, tiny pecker in response.

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:55 - Sep 19 with 11671 viewsJackSkellington

"Causing a bit of a stir"

Can't he use a spoon like everyone else? FFS!
[Post edited 19 Sep 2017 12:58]
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:06 - Sep 19 with 11596 viewsJethroJack

So, "Kick it Out" have complained?
Not sure why?
24 inches...no cause for complaint.
2.4 inches...definite cause for complaint.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:16 - Sep 19 with 11540 views34dfgdf54

There goes the Kevin Austin chant then.

Shame.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:36 - Sep 19 with 11459 viewsairedale

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:06 - Sep 19 by JethroJack

So, "Kick it Out" have complained?
Not sure why?
24 inches...no cause for complaint.
2.4 inches...definite cause for complaint.


Oh I don't know, if he had you tied down Deliverance Stylee you wouldn't be complaining about 2.4".
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:33 - Sep 19 with 11304 viewsMo_Wives

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:06 - Sep 19 by JethroJack

So, "Kick it Out" have complained?
Not sure why?
24 inches...no cause for complaint.
2.4 inches...definite cause for complaint.


Someone more cynical may say that they need a consistent flow of 'problems' to tackle, to justify their existence, keep their funding and secure their jobs. I am not that cynical though.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:44 - Sep 19 with 11274 viewsjack247

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:06 - Sep 19 by JethroJack

So, "Kick it Out" have complained?
Not sure why?
24 inches...no cause for complaint.
2.4 inches...definite cause for complaint.


You'd pass out every time you got a semi mun
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:50 - Sep 19 with 11261 viewsMo_Wives

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:44 - Sep 19 by jack247

You'd pass out every time you got a semi mun


No. You don't.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:51 - Sep 19 with 11257 viewsjack247

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:50 - Sep 19 by Mo_Wives

No. You don't.


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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 15:47 - Sep 19 with 11123 viewsHighjack

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 13:36 - Sep 19 by airedale

Oh I don't know, if he had you tied down Deliverance Stylee you wouldn't be complaining about 2.4".


Oh so you think all black men are forest dwelling, opportunistic arse rapist hicks? Wait til I tell kick it out about this.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 15:50 - Sep 19 with 11108 viewsHighjack

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:33 - Sep 19 by Mo_Wives

Someone more cynical may say that they need a consistent flow of 'problems' to tackle, to justify their existence, keep their funding and secure their jobs. I am not that cynical though.


I called Wayne routledge a massive cock on the weekend, I'm surprised they haven't picked up on this.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 15:57 - Sep 19 with 11088 viewstheloneranger

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 14:50 - Sep 19 by Mo_Wives

No. You don't.


I have a few times...!!

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 16:00 - Sep 19 with 11074 viewsMrSwerve

Willy Gueret was unavailable for comment.

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 16:39 - Sep 19 with 10967 viewsMo_Wives

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 16:00 - Sep 19 by MrSwerve

Willy Gueret was unavailable for comment.


Passed out, was he?

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 16:40 - Sep 19 with 10962 viewspencoedjack

If I had a 2 foot cock & people wanted to sing about I wouldn't be at all offended.

The world has gone fuking mad
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 17:30 - Sep 19 with 10821 viewssherpajacob

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:41 - Sep 19 by Neath_Jack



do we have to have it rammed down our throats?
[Post edited 19 Sep 2017 17:31]

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 17:37 - Sep 19 with 10782 viewsWarwickHunt

24 inch cock? Now that's what I call a two-footed tackle.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 18:32 - Sep 19 with 10626 viewsHighjack

Can we keep the smut, double entendre and general immaturity to a minimum please? this is a serious thread about a serious subject.

Now hopefully Lisa will be along in a moment to tell us how big his one eyed wonder weasel is.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 18:57 - Sep 19 with 10563 viewsplasjack

When he's playing he also holds his balls up very well.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 19:02 - Sep 19 with 10530 viewsswanjackal

Seems it's not just defenders he leaves behind when in full motion.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 02:34 - Sep 20 with 10094 viewsJethroJack

Look, can we get this childish thread back on course & talk football please.
Bearing in mind he has a huge advantage with his third leg, you'd think his ball control would be a lot better than it is.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 07:42 - Sep 20 with 9961 viewsJethroJack

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 16:00 - Sep 19 by MrSwerve

Willy Gueret was unavailable for comment.


I remember being stood behind the goal at Cheltenham 20ft away from Willy with a black lad about to take a corner. A Swans "fan" decided to hurl some racist abuse (of the banana variety) at the Cheltenham player, apparently oblivious to the fact that Willy was stood only feet away, waiting for the corner to be taken. The brain-dead idiot got shouted down by a load of us...thick as pig-shit, some people.
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Romelu Lukaku's penis on 10:38 - Sep 22 with 9418 viewsMo_Wives

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/romelu-lukaku-urges-manchester-unite

New song, lads...

Romelu Lukaku
He plays for us up top
He lacks a sense of humour
And he's got a tiny cock

[Post edited 22 Sep 2017 10:39]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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