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Romelu Lukaku's penis 12:29 - Sep 19 with 12963 views

Causing a bit of a stir on the BBC website.

	The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll:	Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 11:47 - Sep 22 with 1194 views

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 10:38 - Sep 22 by Mo_Wives
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/romelu-lukaku-urges-manchester-unite New song, lads... Romelu Lukaku He plays for us up top He lacks a sense of humour And he's got a tiny cock [Post edited 22 Sep 2017 10:39]

Romeluuuuuu Lukaaaakuuuuuu
hes a belgian scoring genius
with a very average penis
hes scoring all their goals
cock like average joe

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 11:54 - Sep 22 with 1185 views

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 11:47 - Sep 22 by HuwJackBastard
Romeluuuuuu Lukaaaakuuuuuu hes a belgian scoring genius with a very average penis hes scoring all their goals cock like average joe

There we go

Although, may I suggest you change 'average Joe' to 'little toe'

Edit - And add 'below' before average penis

[Post edited 22 Sep 2017 11:55]

Good luck, Mr Cooper

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 11:58 - Sep 22 with 1175 views

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 10:38 - Sep 22 by Mo_Wives
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/romelu-lukaku-urges-manchester-unite New song, lads... Romelu Lukaku He plays for us up top He lacks a sense of humour And he's got a tiny cock [Post edited 22 Sep 2017 10:39]

I would have probably tweeted the same thing...but followed with a rapid second one...

"PS: It's actually three feet!"

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

Romelu Lukaku's penis on 12:15 - Sep 22 with 1157 views

Romelu Lukaku
As mobile as a rock
Vastly over-rated
Just like his 4" cock