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Alternative Planet Swans Awards 00:05 - Oct 3 with 5737 viewsKerouac

Bunny Boiler of the Year (and every year) goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser

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(please feel free to give emotional speeches)

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:21 - Oct 3 with 870 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:14 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

'Unabashed, bare faced, liar of the year' goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser...again

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Don't see you on Twitter much since I outed you John. Strange one that.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:25 - Oct 3 with 873 viewsKerouac

'Sycophant of the year' goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser!!!...(standing ovation) "a great night for the moon faced, tango tanned one. Look he's got himself a new shirt for the occasion.
He's really earned that one with some outstanding rimming of Phil Sumbler's arse, a pro!"


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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:26 - Oct 3 with 867 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:21 - Oct 3 by Darran

Don't see you on Twitter much since I outed you John. Strange one that.



Give me some more you f*cking moron!

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:47 - Oct 3 with 844 viewsmax936

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:25 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

'Sycophant of the year' goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser!!!...(standing ovation) "a great night for the moon faced, tango tanned one. Look he's got himself a new shirt for the occasion.
He's really earned that one with some outstanding rimming of Phil Sumbler's arse, a pro!"


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Cracking track that, Squeeze were one of my Fav's back in the day.

The Moon faced, Tango Tanned one, fair play that made me

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:49 - Oct 3 with 836 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:26 - Oct 3 by Kerouac


Give me some more you f*cking moron!


Well I don't John.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:12 - Oct 3 with 835 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:49 - Oct 3 by Darran

Well I don't John.


Give us a link to this supposed Twitter account of mine.
Go on, back yourself

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:15 - Oct 3 with 824 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:12 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

Give us a link to this supposed Twitter account of mine.
Go on, back yourself


Nah I don't need to I know it's you.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:54 - Oct 3 with 808 viewsjack2jack

Funniest football quote of the year goes to.......drum roll
Pozeulosidyes :- for this little cracker

Its because our coaching staff prefer playing "dot to dot".. and Mesa decided to crack open the colouring book when we were just about to complete the last dot of a dog taking a dump on the pitch.

Made me laugh anyway
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 18:20 - Oct 3 with 790 viewsDewi1jack

Spoilt brat of the year

Jbt (no you can't have tickets to watch Wales. Only I'm allowed )

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 19:57 - Oct 3 with 749 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:54 - Oct 3 by jack2jack

Funniest football quote of the year goes to.......drum roll
Pozeulosidyes :- for this little cracker

Its because our coaching staff prefer playing "dot to dot".. and Mesa decided to crack open the colouring book when we were just about to complete the last dot of a dog taking a dump on the pitch.

Made me laugh anyway


That was genius, fair play

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 20:09 - Oct 3 with 740 viewsKerouac

'Free Spirit of the year' goes to...drum roll...
Perch (aka 'whoflungdung')...some boos, mainly from Prosser's table of assorted cock suckers...and their carers

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 20:17 - Oct 3 with 731 viewsjack2jack

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 19:57 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

That was genius, fair play


Worthy of an award imho 🏆
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:17 - Oct 3 with 708 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:15 - Oct 3 by Darran

Nah I don't need to I know it's you.


Darran.
Who the f*ck is John?

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:19 - Oct 3 with 698 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:17 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

Darran.
Who the f*ck is John?


You're John John.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:23 - Oct 3 with 691 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:19 - Oct 3 by Darran

You're John John.


Darran, you seem to be confused.
My name is not John.

What the f*ck has John done to warrant being accused of being me?
Why would you arrive at the conclusion that I am some poor sod on twitter called 'John'?
You really need to explain yourself here you dizzy tw*t.
You sound like someone due a trip to the Coed.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:26 - Oct 3 with 684 viewsexiledclaseboy

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:19 - Oct 3 by Darran

You're John John.


You need a comma there otherwise you’re saying his name is John John, which makes him sound like the disfigured cousin the Waltons hide away in the attic and feed on scraps.

“You’re John, John.”

See?

Happy to help.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:27 - Oct 3 with 681 viewswhoflungdung

Seems you ve taken my place K


He ll troll you mercilessly for years



I've clearly damaged him and regret that


I'm sins ere

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:32 - Oct 3 with 659 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:26 - Oct 3 by exiledclaseboy

You need a comma there otherwise you’re saying his name is John John, which makes him sound like the disfigured cousin the Waltons hide away in the attic and feed on scraps.

“You’re John, John.”

See?

Happy to help.


Not arsed he's John because I know who he is.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:34 - Oct 3 with 657 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:27 - Oct 3 by whoflungdung

Seems you ve taken my place K


He ll troll you mercilessly for years



I've clearly damaged him and regret that


I'm sins ere


Yeah funny that seeing as I've not replied or mentioned him for weeks untill he decided to troll me.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:39 - Oct 3 with 651 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:32 - Oct 3 by Darran

Not arsed he's John because I know who he is.




Has John had a turn at your missus or something

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:41 - Oct 3 with 642 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:34 - Oct 3 by Darran

Yeah funny that seeing as I've not replied or mentioned him for weeks untill he decided to troll me.


Can anyone believe the f*cking gall of this arsehole?
Calling me a "troll", Dazza you have been "trolling" Perch for a couple of years now.
Outstanding hypocrisy.
You should apply for a job at the EU.
I'm sure they need a new President of something or other.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:46 - Oct 3 with 628 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:41 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

Can anyone believe the f*cking gall of this arsehole?
Calling me a "troll", Dazza you have been "trolling" Perch for a couple of years now.
Outstanding hypocrisy.
You should apply for a job at the EU.
I'm sure they need a new President of something or other.


I'm not trolling him I'm making people aware that he's a cùnt and to be careful when he's down in a few weeks incase they get ripped off.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:48 - Oct 3 with 629 viewsLoyal

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:17 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

Darran.
Who the f*ck is John?


Darran mun, stop trying to name people all the time it's obsessive !

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:49 - Oct 3 with 627 viewsLoyal

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 01:06 - Oct 3 by Kerouac

'Purveyor of filth' of the year goes to...drum roll...
Loyal

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Don't be jealous mart6 my cock is your cock ♥️

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:50 - Oct 3 with 621 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:48 - Oct 3 by Loyal

Darran mun, stop trying to name people all the time it's obsessive !


Sorry Dave.

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