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'Sycophant of the year' goes to...drum roll... Darran Prosser!!!...(standing ovation) "a great night for the moon faced, tango tanned one. Look he's got himself a new shirt for the occasion. He's really earned that one with some outstanding rimming of Phil Sumbler's arse, a pro!"
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 16:25 - Oct 3 by Kerouac
'Sycophant of the year' goes to...drum roll... Darran Prosser!!!...(standing ovation) "a great night for the moon faced, tango tanned one. Look he's got himself a new shirt for the occasion. He's really earned that one with some outstanding rimming of Phil Sumbler's arse, a pro!"
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Cracking track that, Squeeze were one of my Fav's back in the day.
The Moon faced, Tango Tanned one, fair play that made me
Funniest football quote of the year goes to.......drum roll Pozeulosidyes :- for this little cracker
Its because our coaching staff prefer playing "dot to dot".. and Mesa decided to crack open the colouring book when we were just about to complete the last dot of a dog taking a dump on the pitch.
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 17:54 - Oct 3 by jack2jack
Funniest football quote of the year goes to.......drum roll Pozeulosidyes :- for this little cracker
Its because our coaching staff prefer playing "dot to dot".. and Mesa decided to crack open the colouring book when we were just about to complete the last dot of a dog taking a dump on the pitch.
'Free Spirit of the year' goes to...drum roll... Perch (aka 'whoflungdung')...some boos, mainly from Prosser's table of assorted cock suckers...and their carers
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:19 - Oct 3 by Darran
You're John John.
Darran, you seem to be confused. My name is not John.
What the f*ck has John done to warrant being accused of being me? Why would you arrive at the conclusion that I am some poor sod on twitter called 'John'? You really need to explain yourself here you dizzy tw*t. You sound like someone due a trip to the Coed.
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:19 - Oct 3 by Darran
You're John John.
You need a comma there otherwise you’re saying his name is John John, which makes him sound like the disfigured cousin the Waltons hide away in the attic and feed on scraps.
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:26 - Oct 3 by exiledclaseboy
You need a comma there otherwise you’re saying his name is John John, which makes him sound like the disfigured cousin the Waltons hide away in the attic and feed on scraps.
“You’re John, John.”
See?
Happy to help.
Not arsed he's John because I know who he is.
The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:34 - Oct 3 by Darran
Yeah funny that seeing as I've not replied or mentioned him for weeks untill he decided to troll me.
Can anyone believe the f*cking gall of this arsehole? Calling me a "troll", Dazza you have been "trolling" Perch for a couple of years now. Outstanding hypocrisy. You should apply for a job at the EU. I'm sure they need a new President of something or other.
Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:41 - Oct 3 by Kerouac
Can anyone believe the f*cking gall of this arsehole? Calling me a "troll", Dazza you have been "trolling" Perch for a couple of years now. Outstanding hypocrisy. You should apply for a job at the EU. I'm sure they need a new President of something or other.
I'm not trolling him I'm making people aware that he's a cùnt and to be careful when he's down in a few weeks incase they get ripped off.
The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.