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Alternative Planet Swans Awards 00:05 - Oct 3 with 6774 viewsKerouac

Bunny Boiler of the Year (and every year) goes to...drum roll...
Darran Prosser

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(please feel free to give emotional speeches)

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:50 - Oct 3 with 1870 viewsLoyal

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:50 - Oct 3 by Darran

Sorry Dave.


Sorry indeed 👍

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 21:52 - Oct 3 with 1867 viewsKerouac

This one is a lifetime's achievement award...'The Supreme Sanctimonious Dribble Chin Drivel' award goes to...drum roll...
Eee! Cee! BEEee!

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 22:02 - Oct 3 with 1847 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders .

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 22:04 - Oct 3 with 1842 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 22:02 - Oct 3 by oh_tommy_tommy

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders .

😃


good isn't it

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 07:53 - Oct 4 with 1769 viewsMo_Wives

The 'Admit you're John' award goes to Ker...sorry...John.
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:00 - Oct 4 with 1747 viewsLohengrin

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 22:02 - Oct 3 by oh_tommy_tommy

the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders .

😃





An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:09 - Oct 4 with 1739 viewswhoflungdung

Got that loh

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 23:00 - Oct 11 with 1540 viewsKerouac

The 'Anthony Charles Lynton Blair / Most eagerly anticipated return' Award goes too...drum roll...
LondonLisa!


Could have easily gone to the hunky legend that is 'Perch' but the thought of Paddington singing this in his kitchen whilst pining for the London based seductress swung it for her...
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 23:20 - Oct 11 with 1528 viewslondonlisa2001

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 23:00 - Oct 11 by Kerouac

The 'Anthony Charles Lynton Blair / Most eagerly anticipated return' Award goes too...drum roll...
LondonLisa!


Could have easily gone to the hunky legend that is 'Perch' but the thought of Paddington singing this in his kitchen whilst pining for the London based seductress swung it for her...
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[Post edited 11 Oct 2017 23:59]


I haven't been anywhere to have a return, eagerly anticipated or otherwise, you daft sod.
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 23:47 - Oct 11 with 1514 viewsKerouac

You didn't post for a few weeks...suppose it was a holiday...and you were missed (as I recall, I may have got that arse about end as I no doubt am a "daft sod")

Anyway, it's a fun song and the thought of ECB singing it about you amuses me...(puts on his best New York Jew accent) enough already!

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 00:07 - Oct 12 with 1507 viewsKerouac

The 'Victor Meldrew' Award goes to...drum roll...
DwightYorkeSuperstar

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 01:27 - Oct 12 with 1491 viewsKerouac

and 'Pretentious little shit itch of the year' goes too...drum roll...
Drizzy


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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 01:29 - Oct 12 with 1489 viewsKerouac

'Shit just got real' post of the year goes too...drum roll...
Lord Bony

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 08:57 - Oct 12 with 1443 viewswhoflungdung

K.

Perch waste vox populae for average fan ,the ones not up the ring pieces of other posters with hands down their track is bottoms as they post. A voice of reason,honesty and virtue one that was killed by Winston and other moderators instigated by DP . He ll live forever in LALa land with two hundred virgins servicing his every need


You really are Summat as us northern filthy,bin dipping,hub cap robbing monkeys say


Bless your fingers

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:02 - Oct 12 with 1440 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 08:57 - Oct 12 by whoflungdung

K.

Perch waste vox populae for average fan ,the ones not up the ring pieces of other posters with hands down their track is bottoms as they post. A voice of reason,honesty and virtue one that was killed by Winston and other moderators instigated by DP . He ll live forever in LALa land with two hundred virgins servicing his every need


You really are Summat as us northern filthy,bin dipping,hub cap robbing monkeys say


Bless your fingers


Perch,
Live and undraped.
Glorious!


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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:38 - Oct 12 with 1427 viewsKerouac

The 'Eric Cantona, most posters offered outside for a dust up in a season' award goes too...drum roll...
The Resurrection


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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:43 - Oct 12 with 1416 viewswhoflungdung

K.

Your destruction and exposing of pathological liars has been worthy of scousejack at his best.Another fine poster sent to Cybercemetery by the Clique on here.


I wish I could be arsed to give you a sherbet dip on Saturday


Keep it up ,son, it's God s work

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 09:44 - Oct 12 with 1416 viewsKerouac




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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:01 - Oct 12 with 1399 viewsDafyddHuw

The 'Theresa May, when you think the state of this site can't get any worse award'...drum roll...
John Kerouac

<insert some totally inappropriate piece-of-shit video>

The living definition of a bellend
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:03 - Oct 12 with 1392 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:01 - Oct 12 by DafyddHuw

The 'Theresa May, when you think the state of this site can't get any worse award'...drum roll...
John Kerouac

<insert some totally inappropriate piece-of-shit video>

The living definition of a bellend



The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: POTY 2017 Final

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:35 - Oct 12 with 1381 viewsKerouac

The 'Cornered Rat' award goes too...drum roll...
you are not going to believe this, Darran Prosser!


Wow, that is 4 awards for the bedraggled forum captive there.
Tremendous achievement...
"how does he find the time?" some say...
"is he chained to his keyboard and force fed the talking shite pills by Sumbler? (like some kind of modern slavery case)" others ask...
"we couldn't give a monkey's f*ck!" say the vast majority.
"Whatever, so long as the little scamp is enjoying himself!" says John (John, who the f*ck is John!)


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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:41 - Oct 12 with 1376 viewsDarran

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:35 - Oct 12 by Kerouac

The 'Cornered Rat' award goes too...drum roll...
you are not going to believe this, Darran Prosser!


Wow, that is 4 awards for the bedraggled forum captive there.
Tremendous achievement...
"how does he find the time?" some say...
"is he chained to his keyboard and force fed the talking shite pills by Sumbler? (like some kind of modern slavery case)" others ask...
"we couldn't give a monkey's f*ck!" say the vast majority.
"Whatever, so long as the little scamp is enjoying himself!" says John (John, who the f*ck is John!)


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Thank you John I appreciate it.

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
Poll: POTY 2017 Final

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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:46 - Oct 12 with 1369 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:01 - Oct 12 by DafyddHuw

The 'Theresa May, when you think the state of this site can't get any worse award'...drum roll...
John Kerouac

<insert some totally inappropriate piece-of-shit video>

The living definition of a bellend



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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:47 - Oct 12 with 1366 viewsMeraki

This thread is going downhill John.
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Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:53 - Oct 12 with 1357 viewsKerouac

Alternative Planet Swans Awards on 10:47 - Oct 12 by Meraki

This thread is going downhill John.


A good point, well made...but I'm enjoying it still.
Always been my problem, I just can't let go.

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