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Best Buy Of The Year 10:23 - Oct 19 with 3682 viewsSTID2017

BT CallBlocker Phone
You put in family and friend numbers into the phone so it recognises them.
Any new callers have the option when they phone to state who they are so you can choose whether to speak to them, ignore them or transfer to answer phone.
If it is someone you want to speak to in the future you can save their number so they get straight through in the future.
Needless to say cold callers hang up rather than coming through to us
Best price from Amazon or direct from BT (of course if you don't like it you can return easily to Amazon) - £60 for a two handset system

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Best Buy Of The Year on 10:39 - Oct 19 with 1524 viewsCooperman

We’ve stopped charging the landline handsets that are dotted around our house, that was a decision driven somewhat by the frequency of cold callers. If someone of importance and relevance wants to reach us they are encouraged to call our mobile phones.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 11:40 - Oct 19 with 1482 viewswhoflungdung

We employ the simple method of not answering whoever the feck it is

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Best Buy Of The Year on 14:20 - Oct 19 with 1425 viewsDafyddHuw

TalkTalk block calls for free.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 14:32 - Oct 19 with 1416 viewsNeath_Jack

People still use landlines at home?

Mine has been unplugged for about two years now.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 15:28 - Oct 19 with 1384 viewsWarwickHunt

Best Buy Of The Year on 11:40 - Oct 19 by whoflungdung

We employ the simple method of not answering whoever the feck it is


*Indian accent" Hello, this is Ricky - I'm calling from Microsoft Support"

Me: Your name's not Ricky and I use a Mac. Fûck off you silly cûnt. *click*

Missus: Do you have to be so rude?

Me: Yes.

Little victories, Godber...
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Best Buy Of The Year on 15:37 - Oct 19 with 1381 viewsLord_Bony

Best Buy Of The Year on 11:40 - Oct 19 by whoflungdung

We employ the simple method of not answering whoever the feck it is


Me too.

I only answer the mobile these days.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:03 - Oct 19 with 1363 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 14:32 - Oct 19 by Neath_Jack

People still use landlines at home?

Mine has been unplugged for about two years now.


To the best of my knowledge, I have to have a landline for broadband.
With the inclusive calls package I have with Virgin I can call landlines and mobiles for free.
Allows me to have a lower cost package for my mobile.
Overall I am saving compared to me and the wife both had more expensive mobile deals.
Also the quality of landline calls is generally much better.
Another also, my wife (who suffers from a long term disability) can reach via the intercom on the house phone if I'm downstairs or out the garden etc.
Short answer - yes many people still use landlines at home.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:09 - Oct 19 with 1356 viewsPegojack

Best Buy Of The Year on 15:28 - Oct 19 by WarwickHunt

*Indian accent" Hello, this is Ricky - I'm calling from Microsoft Support"

Me: Your name's not Ricky and I use a Mac. Fûck off you silly cûnt. *click*

Missus: Do you have to be so rude?

Me: Yes.

Little victories, Godber...


1) Indian accent "Hello, this is Ricky"

"Oh, yes"

"I'm calling about your computer, is that Mr Thomas?"

"No, do you want to speak to him?"

"Yes"

"OK, hang on, I'll go and get him"

ten minutes of waiting later *click*

2) indian accent "Hello this is Ricky - I'm calling from Microsoft support"

"Oh yes"

"Yes, we've detected a fault in your computer and I'm calling to fix it"

"Oh yes"

"Can you switch your computer on?"

"Oh yes"

"Do you understand me?"

"Oh yes"

"Look, stop saying Oh Yes, do you have a computer?"

"Oh yes"

"Sir you have a serious fault with your computer. Can you give me your password?"

"Oh yes"

"What is it?"

"Oh yes"

*click*

Keeps me amused anyway....
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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:14 - Oct 19 with 1341 viewsmax936

Staying on a communication note anyone know how to stop spam emails, I must get around 30 a day all see to be from America doing my napper in.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:19 - Oct 19 with 1327 viewsNogginthenog

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:14 - Oct 19 by max936

Staying on a communication note anyone know how to stop spam emails, I must get around 30 a day all see to be from America doing my napper in.


Remove the Donald from your contact list innit.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:24 - Oct 19 with 1332 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:14 - Oct 19 by max936

Staying on a communication note anyone know how to stop spam emails, I must get around 30 a day all see to be from America doing my napper in.


If you are with Yahoo and the Spam are arriving your Inbox, select the email(s) in question then press Spam at the top.
This will move them to Spam and you can just empty that as and when.
You may also be unsubscribe to email lists which you don't want to receive.
With other web services providers, I'm not sure but it should be similar.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:26 - Oct 19 with 1328 viewsWarwickHunt

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:09 - Oct 19 by Pegojack

1) Indian accent "Hello, this is Ricky"

"Oh, yes"

"I'm calling about your computer, is that Mr Thomas?"

"No, do you want to speak to him?"

"Yes"

"OK, hang on, I'll go and get him"

ten minutes of waiting later *click*

2) indian accent "Hello this is Ricky - I'm calling from Microsoft support"

"Oh yes"

"Yes, we've detected a fault in your computer and I'm calling to fix it"

"Oh yes"

"Can you switch your computer on?"

"Oh yes"

"Do you understand me?"

"Oh yes"

"Look, stop saying Oh Yes, do you have a computer?"

"Oh yes"

"Sir you have a serious fault with your computer. Can you give me your password?"

"Oh yes"

"What is it?"

"Oh yes"

*click*

Keeps me amused anyway....
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I did a "Barry Welsh" for a few minutes once when told to "press 5" if I wanted to claim the £2,842.56 that was owing to me but usually I can't be arsed and prefer the blunt approach.

"Hello, this is XXXXX from XXXX XXXXX - how are you today"

"What the fück's it got to do with you? Pîss off."

Had some twát with a clipboard knock on my door trying to get me to sign up to organic veg box delivery.

"Hello, there's nothing to worry about I'm just...

"Why would I be worried, you're wearing a fûcking apron..."

The Jehovah's Witnesses and religious nutters wanting to read the Bible to me are good fun too...
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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:30 - Oct 19 with 1320 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:26 - Oct 19 by WarwickHunt

I did a "Barry Welsh" for a few minutes once when told to "press 5" if I wanted to claim the £2,842.56 that was owing to me but usually I can't be arsed and prefer the blunt approach.

"Hello, this is XXXXX from XXXX XXXXX - how are you today"

"What the fück's it got to do with you? Pîss off."

Had some twát with a clipboard knock on my door trying to get me to sign up to organic veg box delivery.

"Hello, there's nothing to worry about I'm just...

"Why would I be worried, you're wearing a fûcking apron..."

The Jehovah's Witnesses and religious nutters wanting to read the Bible to me are good fun too...


Off topic, is your avartar the same person as Cooperman's ?

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:33 - Oct 19 with 1320 viewsmax936

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:24 - Oct 19 by STID2017

If you are with Yahoo and the Spam are arriving your Inbox, select the email(s) in question then press Spam at the top.
This will move them to Spam and you can just empty that as and when.
You may also be unsubscribe to email lists which you don't want to receive.
With other web services providers, I'm not sure but it should be similar.


Tried unsubscribing that seems to make it worse

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:40 - Oct 19 with 1312 viewsbuilthjack

If I have the time I have lots of fun with these people.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 16:46 - Oct 19 with 1308 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:33 - Oct 19 by max936

Tried unsubscribing that seems to make it worse


I'm sure as long as you move it to Spam you can then delete it

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Best Buy Of The Year on 17:32 - Oct 19 with 1284 viewswhoflungdung

Ironically enough a chum of mine received a call from an Indian sounding gent regarding computer security and he told my chum to fook off for wasting his time


Some time ago, I invited two JW s into my house ,a young attractive woman and an elderly gentleman .

Fair to say, Satan took my soul over and carnage ensued. They ...were glad to leave ,very glad. It was done in Scousejack formula and we ve had no trace of any since


I was spoken to my two handsome Mormon boys when we had a church nearby . Think they pined for the emptiness of the Great Salt Lake within minutes


My advice is to be like Rocky Warwick . Obnoxious and aggressive

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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:09 - Oct 19 with 1257 viewsWarwickHunt

Best Buy Of The Year on 17:32 - Oct 19 by whoflungdung

Ironically enough a chum of mine received a call from an Indian sounding gent regarding computer security and he told my chum to fook off for wasting his time


Some time ago, I invited two JW s into my house ,a young attractive woman and an elderly gentleman .

Fair to say, Satan took my soul over and carnage ensued. They ...were glad to leave ,very glad. It was done in Scousejack formula and we ve had no trace of any since


I was spoken to my two handsome Mormon boys when we had a church nearby . Think they pined for the emptiness of the Great Salt Lake within minutes


My advice is to be like Rocky Warwick . Obnoxious and aggressive


I was actually polite (well, -ish...) to a Tory canvasser a while back - only because she looked like Angelina Jolie though.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:26 - Oct 19 with 1243 viewsWarwickHunt

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:30 - Oct 19 by STID2017

Off topic, is your avartar the same person as Cooperman's ?


Err...no.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:36 - Oct 19 with 1231 viewsLoyal

Suffering from an extended weekend of debauchery I had a cold call regards a mortgage a few years back. Had loads of fun for at least half an hour.
I even had a w@nk whilst talking to her. Saved me a fortune.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:43 - Oct 19 with 1225 viewsNeath_Jack

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:03 - Oct 19 by STID2017

To the best of my knowledge, I have to have a landline for broadband.
With the inclusive calls package I have with Virgin I can call landlines and mobiles for free.
Allows me to have a lower cost package for my mobile.
Overall I am saving compared to me and the wife both had more expensive mobile deals.
Also the quality of landline calls is generally much better.
Another also, my wife (who suffers from a long term disability) can reach via the intercom on the house phone if I'm downstairs or out the garden etc.
Short answer - yes many people still use landlines at home.


I’ve got to have one too, or else my broadband bill goes up 🤔


Works out much cheaper to just use the minutes we get with mobile, £7.50 per month too.

How do you get a better quality of call with a landline? That made me 😂 more than it probably should have.

Landlines are dead, another 10 years and only the old will have them IMO.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:47 - Oct 19 with 1222 viewsoldcob

A mate of mine received a call asking if he was interested in buying a new conservatory. "Yes please" he said "been looking every where for someone to build me a conservatory" The guy on the other end of the line took his name and address and a couple of days later a rep appeared. Now my mate lives on the third level of a block of flats, so it was mission impossible. "Why are you wasting my time?" the rep said in a bit of a strop. "You b*stards have wasted enough of mine" my mate said.
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Best Buy Of The Year on 18:59 - Oct 19 with 1205 viewsCooperman

Best Buy Of The Year on 16:30 - Oct 19 by STID2017

Off topic, is your avartar the same person as Cooperman's ?


You should add the Specsavers branch number to your ‘ok list’.

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Best Buy Of The Year on 19:37 - Oct 19 with 1188 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 18:59 - Oct 19 by Cooperman

You should add the Specsavers branch number to your ‘ok list’.



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Best Buy Of The Year on 19:41 - Oct 19 with 1182 viewsSTID2017

Best Buy Of The Year on 18:43 - Oct 19 by Neath_Jack

I’ve got to have one too, or else my broadband bill goes up 🤔


Works out much cheaper to just use the minutes we get with mobile, £7.50 per month too.

How do you get a better quality of call with a landline? That made me 😂 more than it probably should have.

Landlines are dead, another 10 years and only the old will have them IMO.


My voice often echoes back on the mobile when using it in the house.
Also quite often the other caller doesn't hear me clearly.
Oddly enough this is not usually the case when using the mobile outside

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain
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