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1:19 pm today was the exact mid point from when the result that the Great British public had decided to leave the EU and the time 11pm March 29th 2019 that Democracy will be delivered.

Happy days.
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The Countdown begins. on 10:42 - Jun 29 with 1425 viewsLeonWasGod

The Countdown begins. on 10:14 - Jun 29 by Shaky

Farage loving it on Brexit referendum night, when a plan comes together and the pound collapses.

Look at him -- absolutely lovin' it!



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I find it depressing that if Farage did this, there doesn't seem to be anything that can be done about it. You'd think it would be illegal.
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The Countdown begins. on 11:39 - Jun 29 with 1387 viewssherpajacob

The Countdown begins. on 08:52 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/pm-hails-biggest-naval-defence-contract-for-a

Total silence from the remoaners about Great Britain 🇬🇧 beating the EU to the £20 Billion Australian contract but hey we all know they are gutted about ANY good news since they only like negative news.

39 WEEKS AND FECKING LOVING IT

SUCK IT UP YOU REMOANER LOSERS NOT LONG NOW AND WE ARE OUT

DEMOCRACY WILL BE SERVED LIKE IT OR NOT
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The Countdown begins. on 12:15 - Jun 29 with 1356 viewsBatterseajack

The Countdown begins. on 08:52 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/pm-hails-biggest-naval-defence-contract-for-a

Total silence from the remoaners about Great Britain 🇬🇧 beating the EU to the £20 Billion Australian contract but hey we all know they are gutted about ANY good news since they only like negative news.

39 WEEKS AND FECKING LOVING IT

SUCK IT UP YOU REMOANER LOSERS NOT LONG NOW AND WE ARE OUT

DEMOCRACY WILL BE SERVED LIKE IT OR NOT
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We're in the EU you dumb fu(k
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The Countdown begins. on 12:34 - Jun 29 with 1350 viewsShaky


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The Countdown begins. on 12:46 - Jun 29 with 1343 viewspeenemunde

The Countdown begins. on 12:15 - Jun 29 by Batterseajack

We're in the EU you dumb fu(k


Ah right so all good news is because we are still in the eu and all bad news is because we are leaving the eu ?
The Australian government know full well the 🇬🇧 is about to leave and still awarded the contract.
I now you hate positive news regarding Brexit.
That’s because you are nothing more than a fifth columnist.
To the Tower you should go.
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The Countdown begins. on 13:45 - Jun 29 with 1315 viewspikeypaul

The Countdown begins. on 12:15 - Jun 29 by Batterseajack

We're in the EU you dumb fu(k


Yes,but not for long thank feck and the Australians know it.

So any bad news has nothing to do with us coming out has it since by your thinking we are still on the EU.

You can not have it both ways graph boy.

So accept democracy or go away since we ARE coming out soon

39 weeks and fecking loving it

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The Countdown begins. on 14:02 - Jun 29 with 1300 viewsLord_Bony

I feel sorry for the remoaners.

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The Countdown begins. on 14:08 - Jun 29 with 1291 viewslonglostjack

The Countdown begins. on 14:02 - Jun 29 by Lord_Bony

I feel sorry for the remoaners.


Strange that. I feel sorry for the delusional romantics.

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The Countdown begins. on 14:13 - Jun 29 with 1277 viewsLord_Bony


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The Countdown begins. on 14:16 - Jun 29 with 1272 viewsLeonWasGod

The Countdown begins. on 10:04 - Jun 29 by Shaky



Brexit is SO good, just the idea of it boosts France’s trade too

It’s viagra for the limp-minded.
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The Countdown begins. on 14:34 - Jun 29 with 1258 viewsjohnlangy

The Countdown begins. on 12:15 - Jun 29 by Batterseajack

We're in the EU you dumb fu(k


He really doesn't need anyone else to show what a fool he is. He does it better than anyone himself.
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The Countdown begins. on 15:05 - Jun 29 with 1242 viewsBatterseajack

The Countdown begins. on 13:45 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

Yes,but not for long thank feck and the Australians know it.

So any bad news has nothing to do with us coming out has it since by your thinking we are still on the EU.

You can not have it both ways graph boy.

So accept democracy or go away since we ARE coming out soon

39 weeks and fecking loving it

SIUYRL


"So any bad news has nothing to do with us coming out has it since by your thinking we are still on the EU."

I've just come back from my lunch and either the booze and/or sunshine has got to my head as i have no idea what you're talking about.
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The Countdown begins. on 15:11 - Jun 29 with 1247 viewspikeypaul

10,000 views in less than a week of my thread in total over 110,000 and on course for over 1/4 million come the great day in March when we are finally out hopefully with a very possible no deal
situation that will really put the icing on the cake.

I should really be getting payment from the planet swans website in creating what will be the greatest thread in planet swans history.

273 AFLI The harder the better preferably a NO deal exit.

Enjoy your weekend lads.

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The Countdown begins. on 15:14 - Jun 29 with 1237 viewsBatterseajack

The Countdown begins. on 12:46 - Jun 29 by peenemunde

Ah right so all good news is because we are still in the eu and all bad news is because we are leaving the eu ?
The Australian government know full well the 🇬🇧 is about to leave and still awarded the contract.
I now you hate positive news regarding Brexit.
That’s because you are nothing more than a fifth columnist.
To the Tower you should go.
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So we can do business perfectly well with countries outside of the EU whilst being within the EU, but UK to EU trade (the biggest trading block in the world and at our doorstep) WILL suffer, when being out of the EU/CU.
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The Countdown begins. on 15:20 - Jun 29 with 1242 viewspikeypaul

The Countdown begins. on 14:16 - Jun 29 by LeonWasGod

Brexit is SO good, just the idea of it boosts France’s trade too

It’s viagra for the limp-minded.


It sums your type up to focus on what France got rather than celebrating that Great Britan has got a giant £20 billion contract which you are obviously not happy about since it goes against your sad agenda.

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The Countdown begins. on 15:26 - Jun 29 with 1227 viewslondonlisa2001

The Countdown begins. on 15:20 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

It sums your type up to focus on what France got rather than celebrating that Great Britan has got a giant £20 billion contract which you are obviously not happy about since it goes against your sad agenda.

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Great Britain hasn’t got a £20bn contract.

People really will believe any old spin won’t they.
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The Countdown begins. on 15:31 - Jun 29 with 1230 viewsvetchonian

The Countdown begins. on 15:20 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

It sums your type up to focus on what France got rather than celebrating that Great Britan has got a giant £20 billion contract which you are obviously not happy about since it goes against your sad agenda.

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You miss the point!

This deal has nothing to do with Brexit and as other posters have stated our memebrship in the EU has zero effect in negotiating deals with non EU countries...the fact remains what will be the situation when your "delightful" day arrives. The EU is as stated our closest (grographically) and largest possible trading partner. Currently goods flow freely without imort/export checks and zero tariffs allowing companies to be based in the UK providing jobs whilst selling their goods to the EU ...often as component suppliers or assemblers from EU supplied products....post Brexit this will change possibly with the "red tape" of border control and import/export duties and checks all adding expense. Ultimately this will result in loss of UK jobs and hey ho the revenue from taxation but never mind we wont need to be paying the EU a penny!
JUst to give a dose of reality I work in rurual Wales in a company employing 50 or so .85% of the products are shipped to the EU to the parent company..if tariffs are introduced guess what ...that company goes along with 50 or so jobs in an area where there is little opportunity for similar jobs. Thgis is not remoaning or prject fear but reality as it is known the parent is alrdaey looking at the Eastern EU states as a possible source for product.

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The Countdown begins. on 15:47 - Jun 29 with 1214 viewspikeypaul

So why would there be tariffs between the us and the EU when we are very shortly out of the corrupt organisastion.
They seem to get by without them with all its other bordering countries or is it they are friegtned shitless that when we leave others will follow so are doing everything in their powers to stop other countries in leaving and trying to punish us.
The fact is they push it to far and they kiss goodbye to £39 billion and we get a no deal scenario happy days for us but they can not pay for the Bullshite projects they have for the poor begging countries like Southern Ireland who are happy to live off everyone else.

Anyway another beautiful week closer and fecking loving it.
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The Countdown begins. on 15:50 - Jun 29 with 1203 viewslonglostjack

The Countdown begins. on 15:47 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

So why would there be tariffs between the us and the EU when we are very shortly out of the corrupt organisastion.
They seem to get by without them with all its other bordering countries or is it they are friegtned shitless that when we leave others will follow so are doing everything in their powers to stop other countries in leaving and trying to punish us.
The fact is they push it to far and they kiss goodbye to £39 billion and we get a no deal scenario happy days for us but they can not pay for the Bullshite projects they have for the poor begging countries like Southern Ireland who are happy to live off everyone else.

Anyway another beautiful week closer and fecking loving it.
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Delusional

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The Countdown begins. on 15:52 - Jun 29 with 1200 viewspikeypaul

Go on then explain .

Why would there be tariffs between us but not for other bordering countries?

We all know they are shitting themselves of other countries leaving.

No deal is becoming an increasing reality and £39 billion deficit in there funds will cripple them.

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The Countdown begins. on 16:00 - Jun 29 with 1190 viewslonglostjack

The Countdown begins. on 15:52 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

Go on then explain .

Why would there be tariffs between us but not for other bordering countries?

We all know they are shitting themselves of other countries leaving.

No deal is becoming an increasing reality and £39 billion deficit in there funds will cripple them.

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Well for a start Ireland has been a net contributor to the EU since 2014 now go and enjoy the weather but try and stay out of the sun.
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The Countdown begins. on 16:00 - Jun 29 with 1188 viewspeenemunde

The Countdown begins. on 15:26 - Jun 29 by londonlisa2001

Great Britain hasn’t got a £20bn contract.

People really will believe any old spin won’t they.


People believe all the anti Trump spin too.
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The Countdown begins. on 16:29 - Jun 29 with 1155 viewsLeonWasGod

The Countdown begins. on 15:20 - Jun 29 by pikeypaul

It sums your type up to focus on what France got rather than celebrating that Great Britan has got a giant £20 billion contract which you are obviously not happy about since it goes against your sad agenda.

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Er, that’s not what’s going on here. As others have said, you’ve spectacularly missed the point of that French reference. And also the details of this BAE Systems deal. Good for them and their shareholders, but (a) it looks like BAE systems only have the build phase, which is estimated at about £10bn (the £20bn being thrown around is for the whole programme), and (b) most benefit goes to Australia.

Or to quote the company themselves. Made in Australia, with Australian steel and Australian workers.


The truth is that we are selling our design and engineering expertise and other UK companies may be providing components in the supply chain. Which is still great - it means via BAE Systems we’re still a leader in this field, but it’s quite different to the Brexiteer spin.

And it’s got nothing to with Brexit, it’s got nothing to do with the EU, whether we’re in, out or half way in/out. May has been disingenuous in linking this to Brexit, but she’s desperate for a win.

Apart from all that, great example 😂
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The Countdown begins. on 18:48 - Jun 29 with 1110 viewsShaky

Neil Hamilton’s Ukip supergroup – alt-right Led Zeppelin or white supremacist A-Team?

An Infowars starlet, a former Breitbarter, an anti-feminist vlogger and a man who taught a dog to do Nazi salutes have joined the disgraced politician in the far-right party. What’s the worst that could happen?

By Marina Hyde

Guardian, Thu 28 Jun 2018 18.02 BST

As a new supergroup, it came out of the blue – and is all the more musically historic for it. On Tuesday, Neil Hamilton took to the internet with an announcement: “I’d like to welcome @PrisonPlanet, Sargon of Akkad, @CountDankulaTV and Milo Yiannopoulos to UKIP.”

Wow. Talk about Crosby, Stills, Nash and Himmler. It’s easily Hamilton’s best-advised welcome since he welcomed those brown envelopes from Mohamed Al Fayed in the 90s, doubtless thinking: ooh, this feels like something that would be a good idea for an MP to do. What’s the worst that could happen?

I suppose the sobering answer to that is “not a lot”, because the year is 2018 and Neil Hamilton is still somehow in politics, as a Ukip member of the Welsh parliament. Well done, the Mid and West Wales region! Incredible that staying home and stapling your eyelids to the floor didn’t seem a better way to pass the time than voting to give a salary to this bow-tied cheat, who appears unable to say as much as “gottle o geer” without his wife’s hand up his jacksie.

Still, I know what you’re thinking: what’s going on with the supergroup? And can you remind me who these pricks are? OK, here goes: our dramatis personae are Prison Plonker, AKA YouTube and InfoWars starlet Paul Joseph Watson, who makes pink-eyed videos in front of a map, acting for all the world as if he doesn’t work for a man who claims the Sandy Hook massacre of children was a hoax. Then there’s Milo, formerly of Breitbart, formerly of something called Milo Inc, and now just a sort of rolling compendium of mid-00s hairstyles and olde worlde power top jokes.

Next up is Sargon of Akkad – real name Benjamin – who is apparently some sort of anti-feminist YouTuber. (I know. Imagine you’ve opened a fantasy novel – call it Lord of the Ringpieces – and are squinting at the map at the start. Aha, so THAT’S where the Forest of Dank Memes is in relation to the Mines of Inceloth and the Mass Grave of Normies ...) And, finally, there’s Count Dankula, the chap who recently had to go to court after he taught his girlfriend’s pug to do a Nazi salute every time he said “gas the Jews”. I’m not sure what their band name will be, but we’ll give it a working title of One Erection.

Enter Ukip. Or rather, the boys are entering Ukip – last seen polling vegetatively in the local elections – having paid their £30 sub to have their way with it. As Paul put it recently: “Take over Ukip for the banter? How hard can it be?” Hoping to get an answer soon from this week’s Ukip leader Gerard Batten, unless he’s too roofied to speak.

Meanwhile, first thoughts on all this:
1. Gotta be tough on Katie Hopkins. Even Linda McCartney was allowed to do backing vocals in Wings. The decision not to allow Katie to drone tunelessly on about Sadiq Khan or whatever alongside this foursome confirms one thing: madam desperately needs to get something out of the Trump state visit to stay relevant.

2. To my editors: you know I said I didn’t want to do Ukip party conference this year? I’ve changed my mind. Also, can I put a tetanus booster on expenses?

3. Christ, Hamilton! You’ve basically signed the whole of Van Halen EXCEPT Eddie Van Halen. You’ve got four pieces of luggage and no talent to carry them. Who’s going to do it? Who’s going to play bass on Eruption? You? Your wife, more like. Look, Neil, you need a bigger name to tie it all together. Tommy Robinson, say – although I understand he’s currently locked in the studio – or Paul Joseph’s organ grinder, InfoWars wingnut Alex Jones. Or, to use another analogy you’ll instinctively understand: where’s your Hannibal Smith in this A-Team? You’ve got a Z-list Murdock with Sargon, a white supremacist BA (stay with this) in Dankula, and two other guys who would rip each other’s deep-V Ts to shreds over who gets to be Faceman. I imagine the minutes to the first Ukip policy meeting will read simply: “Paul told Milo he’s being Templeton Peck or he’s taking his walkie-talkie set home.”

Truly, a cracked commando unit. Today, not really wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of misfortune.

Then again, do they survive? Paul is certainly doing all right, but you wouldn’t accuse the other edgelords of expecting a Christmas bonus. I last saw Milo being chucked a pity shift on Infowars, during which he was required to sell Alex Jones’s hilariously silly nootropic pills on air. I don’t know if you’ve read or seen Death of a Salesman, by Arthur Miller? It was like that, but much more tragic. As he floundered poignantly behind the desk, Milo felt like a Willy Loman for our times – manically necking the pills and wittering something about milk-thistle extract and the body’s detox systems. Has it come to this? It’s like Willy’s wife says: a small man can be just as exhausted as a great man.

Back to Neil Hamilton, though, who doesn’t seem to realise quite what he’s got himself into with this new band he’s so keen to promote. With his bullish welcome, which went on to take a few potshots at Gary Lineker and James O’Brien, Neil seemed to be casting himself as a sort of Peter Grant to the alt-right Led Zeppelin. Grant was the legendary 6ft 5in manager who was as adept at bullying 110% gate fees for his artists as he was using his massive bulk to bodysplash anyone from a couple of mafia-linked promoters pointing a gun at them, to my beloved and very-recently-departed father-in-law. (When my husband was a child, Grant raided his house looking for something he thought my pa-in-law was hiding from him. He would almost certainly have been right. RIP Peter Clifton, you crazy diamond xxx.) As for Neil ... well, his Baron Hardup was well received in a production of Cinderella in Kettering. But is it quite the same thing?

Either way, perhaps we should have seen this coming. For the past few months, a clearly smitten Neil has been aping Prison Plonker’s highly imitable style by doing his own YouTube videos in front of a map. I had assumed the latter piece of cartography was a sort of racist Westeros, but on closer inspection it turns out to be Wales. Sticking with the Game of Thrones theme, though, you can’t help but suspect that some grimly R-rated things are going to happen to Neil over the coming months, as this Theon realises the personal implications of signing four Ramsay Boltons.

Lost in Showbiz hasn’t formally consulted a psephologist on this, but assumes it is possible for Paul, Milo, Dankula and Sargon to comprise Ukip’s NEC within about 15 minutes. As mentioned, we’ve yet to hear from Gerard Batten on his new recruits, suggesting he’s less than enthused that four bloated monsters of rock have decided to headline his small folk festival.

Whether they are headliners worthy of the term is another matter. Take Dankula’s little stunt. My sole takeout from it wasn’t that nazism is bad or that free speech is somehow under threat, but that this guy is just ... really not funny. I mean, he fully sucks. He’d die on any stage he got on to. Lulz-seekers like him imagine that being shocking is, in and of itself funny, which would be nice if it was true, because – hey – then anyone could be a comedian. But it’s not. I’m sorry to disappoint commies like Dankula who want something for nothing, but you’re not equal. It takes skill. There’s a reason Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle or Jerry Seinfeld is making bazillions and you’re crowdfunding your little pug case: it’s because they are FUNNY. Any old idiot can be racist. It’s a piece of piss.

Whether they can parlay it into the position of Ukip’s shadow fisheries spokesman, however, remains to be seen. Let the show / shitshow / internecine band wars commence, while we officially stamp this story as “developing”.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2018/jun/28/neil-hamilton-

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The Countdown begins. on 20:58 - Jun 29 with 1071 viewspeenemunde

Project fear MK 2 is failing.
No one who voted out has changed their mind.

The Frankenstein project will soon fall......
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