| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: 13:06 - Nov 16 with 981 views | Shaky |
DUI lawyer is busted for drugs after barging into stranger’s home in high heels, no pants
By Joshua Rhett Miller
November 14, 2017 | 4:29pm
A New Jersey attorney nude from the waist down save for a pair of high heels strutted into a stranger’s Rutherford home and announced “I’m here,” police said.
Justin Christodoro, 39, of Hackensack, subsequently was arrested in neighboring Lyndhurst on Saturday after a resident returned home to find an unknown car with an unconscious man inside parked in his driveway, NorthJersey.com reports.
“It was occupied by a man sitting in the front passenger seat wearing only a black shirt and black high-heeled shoes,” Lyndhurst police Capt. John Valente told the website.
A cop from Rutherford who responded to the scene as backup recognized the man’s clothing as being similar to a report from an earlier incident at a home on Eastern Way.
The homeowners told police they were home at about 4:45 p.m. Saturday when someone walked in an unlocked back door. The man, wearing only a tight T-shirt and black high heels, then realized he was at the wrong house and left, according to Rutherford police Capt. Patrick Feliciano.
Christodoro, who was disoriented after being awakened by police, said he didn’t know how he ended up in Lyndhurst and put on a pair of sweatpants he had inside his car, according to Valente. He was then arrested after officers found a plastic bag inside the car containing what police suspected was pure MDMA, the active ingredient in ecstasy, police said.
Christodoro, who could not be reached for comment, was charged by police in Rutherford with criminal trespass in connection with the first incident and also faces a drug possession charge in Lyndhurst. Valente confirmed to The Post that Christodoro identified himself as an attorney, according to an arrest report.
Christodoro, according to the New Jersey court system’s website, was admitted to the state bar in 2004. In an ad for his practice posted on YouTube he says he specializes in drug offenses, drunk driving cases and child support litigation. He could not be reached for comment at the number listed on NJCourts.gov.
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 13:09 - Nov 16 with 978 views | Humpty |
Fair play. A good night. |  | | |
| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 13:24 - Nov 16 with 956 views | dickythorpe |
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 14:42 - Nov 16 with 896 views | swanjackal |
"When asked about why he was exposed from the waist down, Christodoro replied, "I was just doing my civic duty, and introducing people to the state "bar"!" |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 14:49 - Nov 16 with 887 views | Mo_Wives |
 Great post, Shakes. |  |
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 18:08 - Nov 16 with 810 views | Shaky |
| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 14:49 - Nov 16 by Mo_Wives |
Great post, Shakes. |
Just for you (from Gawker):
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Wisconsin Grifters Characteristically Low-Key
Caity Weaver
A 52 year old man was arrested in Madison for strolling into a restaurant, announcing he was the new general manager, and whipping himself up a little dinner.
The evening began when James Summers, clad in a black trenchcoat and maroon tie, walked into the back office of a local Denny's. He introduced himself to employees as their new boss and announced to the manager on duty that he would be starting work immediately.
When the manager called his bluff, Summers retorted that his decision was final; he would start work that evening.
He then left for the kitchen, where he prepared himself a cheeseburger with fries and–go big or go home–helped himself to a complimentary soda. While Summers was getting his Top Chef on, the manager called corporate and, shortly thereafter, police.
As part of this master class in staying in character, Summers stuck to his story even as police confronted him in the parking lot.
Things fell apart during questioning back inside the restaurant, however, when cops found a stun gun in a hip holster under his trench coat. When asked if he had a permit to carry a concealed weapon, Summers replied "It's in the pipeline."
His briefcase was found to contain multiple crack pipes.
The police report, which, as the NPR news blog points out, is rich with detail and colorful turns of phrase–well worth a read–states that Summers was cooperative until the very last, even framing the debacle as a parable for restaurant patrons:
"As he was about to be led from the restaurant, [Summers] yelled out to those eating: 'This is why you don't dine and dash kiddies."
Just another well-dressed crackhead, imparting life lessons all over the place. | |
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 20:20 - Nov 16 with 775 views | Bobby_Fischer |
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| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 04:54 - Nov 17 with 703 views | Mo_Wives |
| Smoke 'em if you got 'em: on 18:08 - Nov 16 by Shaky |
Just for you (from Gawker):
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Wisconsin Grifters Characteristically Low-Key
Caity Weaver
A 52 year old man was arrested in Madison for strolling into a restaurant, announcing he was the new general manager, and whipping himself up a little dinner.
The evening began when James Summers, clad in a black trenchcoat and maroon tie, walked into the back office of a local Denny's. He introduced himself to employees as their new boss and announced to the manager on duty that he would be starting work immediately.
When the manager called his bluff, Summers retorted that his decision was final; he would start work that evening.
He then left for the kitchen, where he prepared himself a cheeseburger with fries and–go big or go home–helped himself to a complimentary soda. While Summers was getting his Top Chef on, the manager called corporate and, shortly thereafter, police.
As part of this master class in staying in character, Summers stuck to his story even as police confronted him in the parking lot.
Things fell apart during questioning back inside the restaurant, however, when cops found a stun gun in a hip holster under his trench coat. When asked if he had a permit to carry a concealed weapon, Summers replied "It's in the pipeline."
His briefcase was found to contain multiple crack pipes.
The police report, which, as the NPR news blog points out, is rich with detail and colorful turns of phrase–well worth a read–states that Summers was cooperative until the very last, even framing the debacle as a parable for restaurant patrons:
"As he was about to be led from the restaurant, [Summers] yelled out to those eating: 'This is why you don't dine and dash kiddies."
Just another well-dressed crackhead, imparting life lessons all over the place. |
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