Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 34309 views Swanjaxs My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ... I nearly shìt her knickers 😮
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:43 - Apr 17 with 1560 views TNT "Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:49 - Apr 17 with 1545 views jack2jack The missus asked me if I wanted tea earlier I said what are the choices She replied yes or fvcking no.😠
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:05 - Apr 17 with 1535 views sainthelens Michael Jackson is unconscious on his ranch, the 2 doctors are are standing over him and starting to panic. " What we gonna do" one said. The other replies " I'm going on the dodgems first".
Shìt Joke thread..... on 08:22 - Apr 18 with 1499 views Jinxy I've been reading a book called "The history of glue". I just couldn't put it down.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 08:45 - Apr 18 with 1479 views sainthelens Tony Angelino was caught thieving kitchen equipment. Was a whisk he had to take.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 09:12 - Apr 18 with 1469 views theloneranger If you see someone doing a crossword today, Lean over and say ... "7 up is lemonade" ...!!
Shìt Joke thread..... on 09:39 - Apr 18 with 1451 views Jinxy Crimes at multi-storey car parks are wrong on so many levels.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:45 - Apr 18 with 1379 views leighton1318 Person isn’t feeling well and goes to the doctor. ‘Doctor, something’s not right. Yesterday I started to think I was a wigwam’. Doctor: ‘Is this the first time this has happened?’ ‘Well, no. Last week there was a time I thought I was a marquee’. Doctor: ‘I think I understand your problem. You’re too tense’. Login to get fewer ads
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:43 - Apr 18 with 1310 views Highjack What’s the difference between a joke and three dicks? Mart6 can’t take a joke.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 01:21 - Apr 19 with 1281 views DJack
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:43 - Apr 18 by Highjack What’s the difference between a joke and three dicks? Mart6 can’t take a joke. Oh, you poor snowflake! #Pray for Highjack. Totally unbiased... except when it comes to Mart6.
It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan
Shìt Joke thread..... on 14:39 - Apr 20 with 1186 views builthjack Maggie had a visit from God and was told that if she gave up smoking, drinking, and sex, then she would go to heaven. A week later God turned up again. He asked Maggie how she was doing. Maggie said she had managed to give up smoking and drinking, and was doing well with the sex. But earlier today she was bending over the freezer getting some ice cream out, and her fella came up behind her, lifted her skirt, pushed her knickers to one side, and gave her a good seeing to. God said that they wouldn't like that in heaven. Maggie replied that they didn't think much of it in Aldi either.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:13 - Apr 20 with 1152 views WxmJax VIDEO
Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:14 - Apr 20 with 1147 views Highjack
Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:13 - Apr 20 by WxmJax VIDEO I love Tim Vine. The absolute pinnacle of shit jokes but it’s all delivered with such a sense of fun.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:20 - Apr 20 with 1117 views Swanjaxs VIDEO
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:02 - Apr 20 with 1089 views theloneranger I'm opening a tattoo shop where I'll offer women free tattoos if they show me a breast. I'm thinking of calling it ... "Tit For Tat" 🏃
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:59 - Apr 20 with 1017 views builthjack I just rung the man at the council to see if I could have a skip outside my house. He said go for it fatty.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:04 - Apr 20 with 1009 views jack2jack
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:59 - Apr 20 by builthjack I just rung the man at the council to see if I could have a skip outside my house. He said go for it fatty.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:11 - Apr 20 with 993 views TNT If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:18 - Apr 20 with 981 views Swanjaxs
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:11 - Apr 20 by TNT If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge? I bought my wife a fridge for Christmas. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:20 - Apr 21 with 905 views Ebo Saw Michael J Fox down the garden centre before the lockdown. I knew it was him as he had his back to the fuchsias.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:23 - Apr 21 with 904 views Ebo Man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog". Dr: "Well hop up onto the couch and let's have a look at you" Man "I'm not allowed on couch"
Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:11 - Apr 21 with 858 views dna How do you tell how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh Give it a weigh Give it a weigh now!!
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:56 - Apr 21 with 776 views TNT Bar Keeper says, ' Sorry, we don't serve Time Travellers'. Time Traveller walks into a bar.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 15:36 - Apr 23 with 671 views dna Boy George's reptile has bitten 5 people in one day Think he needs a calmer chameleon!!!
Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:39 - Apr 23 with 649 views sainthelens Once ordered octopus in a restaurant. After waiting over an hour, I asked the waiter why the delay? " Well sir, we cook em live but the fckers keep turning the gas off !".