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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad 14:39 - Jan 4 with 11394 viewsMagic_Michu

"I will do my best, I will look for lobsters and seabass but if not we must buy sardines, but sometimes the sardines can maybe help us win games.”

Carlos Carvalhal

Almost as good as Eric Cantona's seagull press conference 😂

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:40 - Jan 4 with 5771 viewsSmellyplumz

But what about the petrol in Swansea?

""Although I cannot promise or predict the future, I can guarantee one thing - the current board of directors will always fight, as we have done over the last 12 years, to work together as one with the Supporters Trust to make 100% sure that Swansea City football club remains the number one priority in all our thoughts and in every decision we make."
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:42 - Jan 4 with 5750 viewspencoedjack

Almost as mad

On transfers

'I will see what is proposed from our scouting department'
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:44 - Jan 4 with 5722 viewsmonmouth

John West uses all the mashed up leftovers.

We’ll get the stuff John West rejects.

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 with 5696 viewsDarran

If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful.

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:47 - Jan 4 with 5682 viewsSmellyplumz

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 by Darran

If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful.


We already know the club won't spend and that we are down, that's the bottom line. In fairness his interviews are more entertaining than some of our games this season.

""Although I cannot promise or predict the future, I can guarantee one thing - the current board of directors will always fight, as we have done over the last 12 years, to work together as one with the Supporters Trust to make 100% sure that Swansea City football club remains the number one priority in all our thoughts and in every decision we make."
Poll: Huw Jenkins

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:51 - Jan 4 with 5644 viewsMo_Wives

Wait until Huw hands him a Kipper. Won't be so chipper with that stinking the place up.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:57 - Jan 4 with 5588 viewsSwansea93

He said about a player he thought would be interesting for us but has an offer from China.

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:10 - Jan 4 with 5506 viewsjacksfullaces

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 by Darran

If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful.


spot on, brought in presumably on the remit if you can perform a miracle with this squad then good luck, but start preparing for the championship me old son.

clearly we can't be horrible to him, and the entertainment value means we will go down with a smile on our face.

which is why the venom and focus must not shift from those who have put us in this position, before we accept our lot and start working how to enjoy the new, low budget swans. be just like the good old days without the really bad bits is the hope from here on in!! and have some kind of pressure on what the americans decide to do with us next.
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:12 - Jan 4 with 5493 viewsmonmouth

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 by Darran

If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful.


There are people out there that still don’t know? I guess there are. They probably have Jenkins posters on their walls. The club is a festering rat infested carcass that is already In the coffin and 99% screwed down. There is not a single premier league club, or a dozen championship clubs (no not them) that are less attractive.

#allthefansfault

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:19 - Jan 4 with 5449 viewspencoedjack

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:12 - Jan 4 by monmouth

There are people out there that still don’t know? I guess there are. They probably have Jenkins posters on their walls. The club is a festering rat infested carcass that is already In the coffin and 99% screwed down. There is not a single premier league club, or a dozen championship clubs (no not them) that are less attractive.

#allthefansfault


I'm wondering what the Jenkins sympathizers will come up with after a shite Jan window.
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:43 - Jan 4 with 5326 viewsswancity

Not barking mad at all. It's a very clever analogy. He's subtly saying that it's a case of doing what we can with very limited funds. Blow me down with a feather I'm sure it was only four months ago that Siggurdson went for £45million. That's a lot of money. What happened to it?

Only an idiot would eat a turkey curry on Christmas day

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:54 - Jan 4 with 5259 viewsDarran

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:43 - Jan 4 by swancity

Not barking mad at all. It's a very clever analogy. He's subtly saying that it's a case of doing what we can with very limited funds. Blow me down with a feather I'm sure it was only four months ago that Siggurdson went for £45million. That's a lot of money. What happened to it?


You really are shit at maths aren’t you?

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:04 - Jan 4 with 5183 viewsjack247

Great confidence booster for whichever sardines end up signing for us
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:10 - Jan 4 with 5139 viewsmax936

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:04 - Jan 4 by jack247

Great confidence booster for whichever sardines end up signing for us


That's what I've been thinking to ffs,

Not Carlo's fault though, he was out of a Job then got offered a liferaft with holes in it, he had to take a chance on trying to patch it up.

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:12 - Jan 4 with 5123 viewsFlashberryjack

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 15:19 - Jan 4 by pencoedjack

I'm wondering what the Jenkins sympathizers will come up with after a shite Jan window.


Probably the same as they said after the last shte window.

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:13 - Jan 4 with 5110 viewsairedale

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:04 - Jan 4 by jack247

Great confidence booster for whichever sardines end up signing for us


Lets hope they're good signings, or we'll really start to flounder.
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:17 - Jan 4 with 5080 viewsLeonWasGod

#yanksout

Clear now they're taking what they can out of the club. Not that this is unexpected, but it's now bleedin obvious.

We're fkd while they're in charge. Huw is the least of our problems (but still a devious rat for what he did).
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:21 - Jan 4 with 5048 viewsYossarian

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 by Darran

If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful.


I am so effing depressed after watching that. I feel sorry for him in some respects having to face the media and talk bollocks in a language that’s not his mother tongue, even though I guess he’s being paid handsomely to be another fall guy for the Sellouts and the clueless Yanks. It feels like smashing Valencia at the Mestalla was another universe, not just a few years ago. How the fu*k did it all go so horribly wrong? At least most of us now know the answer....

"Yossarian- the very sight of the name made him shudder.There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive" (Catch 22)

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:22 - Jan 4 with 5045 viewsairedale

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:57 - Jan 4 by Swansea93

He said about a player he thought would be interesting for us but has an offer from China.


Yeah, I heard that he was unhappy in Soft Furnishings.
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:22 - Jan 4 with 5044 viewsLandore_Jack

We haven't got a pot to piss in.

#backtojack

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:24 - Jan 4 with 5011 viewsNeath_Jack

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:40 - Jan 4 by Smellyplumz

But what about the petrol in Swansea?


It's cheaper than it is in Neath.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:26 - Jan 4 with 5008 viewsjack247

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:13 - Jan 4 by airedale

Lets hope they're good signings, or we'll really start to flounder.


You greedy bass tards. Get out of our club
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:29 - Jan 4 with 4986 viewscentrestandswan

He could bring in any form of aquatic life and we would still be out of our depth in this league.

When you have a Moby Dick as DOF what chance has the club got in staying afloat ?

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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:32 - Jan 4 with 4967 views34dfgdf54

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:42 - Jan 4 by pencoedjack

Almost as mad

On transfers

'I will see what is proposed from our scouting department'


No difference then.

Shocking
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Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:37 - Jan 4 with 4939 viewsLeonWasGod

Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:32 - Jan 4 by 34dfgdf54

No difference then.

Shocking


Tbf, Carlos said that he's got players in mind, is speaking to people he knows in other clubs, and is making recommendations to (presumably) Huw. That was the crux of his lobster/sardine analogy.

It's likely we can't afford what he wants, but it does sound as though he's got ideas and will have a reasonable input.
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