| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad 14:39 - Jan 4 with 11396 views | Magic_Michu |
"I will do my best, I will look for lobsters and seabass but if not we must buy sardines, but sometimes the sardines can maybe help us win games.”
Carlos Carvalhal
Almost as good as Eric Cantona's seagull press conference 😂 |  |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:41 - Jan 4 with 1665 views | airedale |
The club will be looking for a net spend though. |  | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:48 - Jan 4 with 1633 views | Neath_Jack |
If anyone thinks that Carlos is going to have any big say in transfers, they are completely potty. A rookie manager who is only on a contract until the summer? He will get who he is given, no more and no less.
Edit: By rookie i mean to this league, before a pedant chips in... [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 16:59]
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:53 - Jan 4 with 1610 views | airedale |
I think that Carlos knows his place. | | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:11 - Jan 4 with 1556 views | JackUlation |
He wants an assistant,,, Jacks Cousteau---- <O((((><. |  | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:14 - Jan 4 with 1542 views | airedale |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:11 - Jan 4 by JackUlation |
He wants an assistant,,, Jacks Cousteau---- <O((((><. |
Is he experienced though? He doesn’t want anyone who’ll be out of their depth. | | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:15 - Jan 4 with 1539 views | oldcob |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:41 - Jan 4 by airedale |
The club will be looking for a net spend though. |
All we've netted recently have been r-soles. | | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:20 - Jan 4 with 1519 views | Darran |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:48 - Jan 4 by Neath_Jack |
If anyone thinks that Carlos is going to have any big say in transfers, they are completely potty. A rookie manager who is only on a contract until the summer? He will get who he is given, no more and no less.
Edit: By rookie i mean to this league, before a pedant chips in... [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 16:59]
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He’s probably just saying it on porpoise. |  |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:20 - Jan 4 with 1524 views | clloy2 |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:15 - Jan 4 by oldcob |
All we've netted recently have been r-soles. |
After the sharks have had their fill, there will be nothing left over for transfers
Cod knows how we got in this mess - its all pollocks. | | | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:26 - Jan 4 with 1506 views | oldcob |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:20 - Jan 4 by clloy2 |
After the sharks have had their fill, there will be nothing left over for transfers
Cod knows how we got in this mess - its all pollocks. |
No more please, my sides are starting to hake. | | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:37 - Jan 4 with 1468 views | Mo_Wives |
'Huw Jenkins gave me crabs'
Headline of his exclusive after he's sacked. |  |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:45 - Jan 4 with 1433 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:51 - Jan 4 by Mo_Wives |
Wait until Huw hands him a Kipper. Won't be so chipper with that stinking the place up. |
Poor dab.
He’s only getting a few squid to spent at the prawn shop. |  |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:01 - Jan 4 with 1390 views | Mo_Wives |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 17:45 - Jan 4 by Joe_bradshaw |
Poor dab.
He’s only getting a few squid to spent at the prawn shop. |
The prawn shop where the guy with the mullet works? [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 18:02]
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:05 - Jan 4 with 1371 views | pencoedjack |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:48 - Jan 4 by Neath_Jack |
If anyone thinks that Carlos is going to have any big say in transfers, they are completely potty. A rookie manager who is only on a contract until the summer? He will get who he is given, no more and no less.
Edit: By rookie i mean to this league, before a pedant chips in... [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 16:59]
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It’s been the same for every manager since Micky |  | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:16 - Jan 4 with 1330 views | derijack |
So out of interest, if we spend sod all this window, what would be the estimated net profit once you take into account tv money,league prize money, transfer surplus and gate receipts minus average running costs? | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:17 - Jan 4 with 1321 views | Neath_Jack |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:16 - Jan 4 by derijack |
So out of interest, if we spend sod all this window, what would be the estimated net profit once you take into account tv money,league prize money, transfer surplus and gate receipts minus average running costs? |
We will spend money, the question is, how much is available. | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:35 - Jan 4 with 1272 views | Loyal |
Handled it all rather well, made it quite clear he can make suggestions but does fck all squared after that. So Huw is the man, as I have been saying on here for years.
Scouting dept ?
Remember people's, its agents, nothing more nothing less.
Please listen 👠|  |
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The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:36 - Jan 4 with 1268 views | Swanzay |
Potential incoming players I'm sure will think very carefully about joining us, especially with sardine tag and a narcissist DOF. |  | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 18:36 - Jan 4 with 1263 views | barry_island |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:41 - Jan 4 by airedale |
The club will be looking for a net spend though. |
You're all at sea with that one, the Board will be looking for a net surplus.
Eel be lucky to get someone trawled from 20,000 leagues under us. | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:29 - Jan 4 with 1133 views | Smellyplumz |
Bottle nose Jenkins should try and re sign free willy Guéret [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 19:31]
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""Although I cannot promise or predict the future, I can guarantee one thing - the current board of directors will always fight, as we have done over the last 12 years, to work together as one with the Supporters Trust to make 100% sure that Swansea City football club remains the number one priority in all our thoughts and in every decision we make." | | Poll: | Huw Jenkins |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:29 - Jan 4 with 1133 views | JethroJack |
Carlos's obsession with fishy tales may be amusing, but don't laugh because it seems we're interested in Partick Thistle striker Connor Sammon. Bit of a diver apparently.
By the way, he's a mere 31yrs old...one for the "future"...grim! [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 19:32]
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:31 - Jan 4 with 1119 views | Loyal |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:29 - Jan 4 by JethroJack |
Carlos's obsession with fishy tales may be amusing, but don't laugh because it seems we're interested in Partick Thistle striker Connor Sammon. Bit of a diver apparently.
By the way, he's a mere 31yrs old...one for the "future"...grim! [Post edited 4 Jan 2018 19:32]
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Partick will have to scale back on their options if he signs. | |
| Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:33 - Jan 4 with 1108 views | JethroJack |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:31 - Jan 4 by Loyal |
Partick will have to scale back on their options if he signs. |
Hard to see Carlos getting a tuna out of him. | | | |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:38 - Jan 4 with 1091 views | Bloodyhills |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 16:10 - Jan 4 by max936 |
That's what I've been thinking to ffs,
Not Carlo's fault though, he was out of a Job then got offered a liferaft with holes in it, he had to take a chance on trying to patch it up. |
He'll be lucky to get crab sticks to poke into the holes. | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:40 - Jan 4 with 1087 views | Bloodyhills |
| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 14:45 - Jan 4 by Darran |
If people think this is funny in our situation they need to have a rethink.
All he’s doing is drumming into us (again) that there’s no money there for quality signings.
It’s all quite pitiful. |
I think it might just be black humour. | |
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| Carlos Carvalhal - barking mad on 19:45 - Jan 4 with 1065 views | barry_island |
Another Dory Ronnelly? | |
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