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Beards 20:52 - Jan 7 with 4282 viewsmax936

anyone on here grow one? just shaved mine off it was getting scruffy and it was a tad patchy and getting on my nerves I tried to tidy it up, but give up and took the lot off feel better now

There's a few products on the market, but do they really help anyone know?

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Beards on 21:51 - Jan 7 with 1755 viewsexiledclaseboy

Beards on 21:38 - Jan 7 by Darran

Look distinguished.


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Beards on 21:56 - Jan 7 with 1737 viewsDarran

Beards on 21:51 - Jan 7 by exiledclaseboy

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Beards on 22:13 - Jan 7 with 1716 viewsmax936

Beards on 21:51 - Jan 7 by exiledclaseboy

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Correct.

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Beards on 22:17 - Jan 7 with 1703 viewsstevethejack

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Looks like the Yorkshire Ripper
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Beards on 00:04 - Jan 8 with 1653 viewsepaul

8 years and counting, ok shaved it off twice but grown it straight back, seen it go from gingerish to now fully grey in that time. In fact my missus has never seen me without a beard and doesnt want me to shave it off!!

Tbh dont think I could imagine myself without it and it's not a hipster thing!! Probably an age thing
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The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Beards on 00:09 - Jan 8 with 1647 viewsSwanjaxs

Surely facial hair gets in the way though... I'm not talking about the well trimmed beard or moustache, but anything over let's say half an inch is going to attract debris 😕

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Beards (n/t) on 00:13 - Jan 8 with 1641 viewsepaul

anyone on here grow one? just shaved mine off it was getting scruffy and it was a tad patchy and getting on my nerves I tried to tidy it up, but give up and took the lot off feel better now

There's a few products on the market, but do they really help anyone know?



Youve never had one bit of bumfluff at best mun
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The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Beards on 02:15 - Jan 8 with 1606 viewsEbo

I've had mine about 4 months now, no tache just an Amish type beard but not as bushy as this

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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Beards on 04:03 - Jan 8 with 1590 viewsThursday

Beards on 02:15 - Jan 8 by Ebo

I've had mine about 4 months now, no tache just an Amish type beard but not as bushy as this


I tried this one after giving mutton chops a go. Hindsight is going to be your best friend here.
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Beards (n/t) on 11:03 - Jan 8 with 1537 viewsmax936

Beards (n/t) on 00:13 - Jan 8 by epaul

anyone on here grow one? just shaved mine off it was getting scruffy and it was a tad patchy and getting on my nerves I tried to tidy it up, but give up and took the lot off feel better now

There's a few products on the market, but do they really help anyone know?



Youve never had one bit of bumfluff at best mun
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Yours ain't the best either Tiger,

There were a three brothers on Dragons Den looking for investment for their beard growth products, which prompted this thread, they had investment to off Peter Jones and one of the new Dragons can't think of his name though, but they put 150k in between them for 20% so they must see something in their products, kit cost 48 beer tokens though fuk that.

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Beards on 14:23 - Jan 8 with 1483 viewsswanjackal

Beards. Well I have a feeling my next door neighbour may be a beard for her partner.


Facially, personally have not been clean shaven since my wedding day. Ranges from a trimmed Kristofferson style to almost Merlin-esque.

As to swanjaxs comment, visually needing all the help I can get, pruning to the stump can often be on the agenda.

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Beards on 16:54 - Jan 8 with 1442 viewsFieryJack

Only ever grew a beard once - when I was 18. Massive, scruffy fugging thing. I was a fresher student, but my contemporaries thought I was a bloody 36 year old lecturer.

Then I grew up.

Beards are gross, unhygienic & generally disgusting - the trendy growth of hippies & their hipster grandsons.

And women, on the whole, aren't keen on them, particularly during cunnilingus.

Bearded men look shifty, evil & possibly into devil-worship.

One bearded scrote of my acquaintance is just too lazy or tight to pick up a razor.

Beards should be banned.
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Beards on 16:58 - Jan 8 with 1430 viewsMo_Wives

Beards on 16:54 - Jan 8 by FieryJack

Only ever grew a beard once - when I was 18. Massive, scruffy fugging thing. I was a fresher student, but my contemporaries thought I was a bloody 36 year old lecturer.

Then I grew up.

Beards are gross, unhygienic & generally disgusting - the trendy growth of hippies & their hipster grandsons.

And women, on the whole, aren't keen on them, particularly during cunnilingus.

Bearded men look shifty, evil & possibly into devil-worship.

One bearded scrote of my acquaintance is just too lazy or tight to pick up a razor.

Beards should be banned.



Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Beards on 17:03 - Jan 8 with 1418 viewsFieryJack

Beards on 16:58 - Jan 8 by Mo_Wives



About time I had another rant, Mo
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Beards on 18:28 - Jan 8 with 1390 viewslikeicare

Beards on 21:51 - Jan 7 by exiledclaseboy

Prick


You forgot the words "complete and utter".
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Beards (n/t) on 18:53 - Jan 8 with 1382 viewsepaul

Beards (n/t) on 11:03 - Jan 8 by max936

Yours ain't the best either Tiger,

There were a three brothers on Dragons Den looking for investment for their beard growth products, which prompted this thread, they had investment to off Peter Jones and one of the new Dragons can't think of his name though, but they put 150k in between them for 20% so they must see something in their products, kit cost 48 beer tokens though fuk that.


Mines Luxh mun, dawn loves it thatll do.

I saw it dont go in for all that stuff myself, although I do indulge in some beard oil when its on the longside

The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Beards (n/t) on 19:15 - Jan 8 with 1377 viewsmax936

Beards (n/t) on 18:53 - Jan 8 by epaul

Mines Luxh mun, dawn loves it thatll do.

I saw it dont go in for all that stuff myself, although I do indulge in some beard oil when its on the longside


She's soppy as a sack with you that girl.

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Beards on 19:40 - Jan 8 with 1365 viewsperchrockjack

Smooth is best

Bristle is worst

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Beards on 19:54 - Jan 8 with 1355 viewsGaryjack

Beards on 21:43 - Jan 7 by Swanjaxs

So just me then ... 😕


Not just you, i've 'shaved' for the past 12 years. Pubic hair is such a messy business.
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Beards (n/t) on 20:17 - Jan 8 with 1343 viewsepaul

Beards (n/t) on 19:15 - Jan 8 by max936

She's soppy as a sack with you that girl.


She knows she's onto a good thing mun

The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day The b*stards are coming back though

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Beards on 20:53 - Jan 8 with 1317 viewsmalagajack

Grew mine while trekking in Nepal in '94, still got it, Mrs M gives it a trim regularly
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