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(Anti) Welsh Joke 22:14 - Jan 20 with 4582 viewsunion_jack

Heard this joke a few minutes ago from a stand-up comic on R4 Extra.

"I've got a friend, he's Welsh. Well actually he was Welsh but he died.

Yes, it was very sad but he choked to death in the local pub, a peanut stuck in his throat.

It took him 5 minutes to die and we all just stood there and watched. We all thought he was reciting a poem in his own language"

Thought it was really funny😄

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:34 - Jan 21 with 1252 viewsperchrockjack

Lol

Funnily enough ,my daughter boughtercme a very large Welsh Wall tile for my birthday and another book on Swansea ( my home town ) . In those days there was only one Briton Ferry bridge which got blocked often by steelworks traffic. It did help to keep Neathies away though .

I worked in Neath for two years and it was a time warp. Simple people ,nice market horrible rugby club . Everybody wanted a fight after a drink .

It does make for defensive people ,as you witness here.


Finally, just who the feckery feck is Clasie to state Union hates the Welsh language . If he does ,so what .its not a personal insult unlike remarks from people like you, lifey,tramp, killerkenny etc etc .

As I say, own goals

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:58 - Jan 21 with 1207 viewsexiledclaseboy

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:34 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Lol

Funnily enough ,my daughter boughtercme a very large Welsh Wall tile for my birthday and another book on Swansea ( my home town ) . In those days there was only one Briton Ferry bridge which got blocked often by steelworks traffic. It did help to keep Neathies away though .

I worked in Neath for two years and it was a time warp. Simple people ,nice market horrible rugby club . Everybody wanted a fight after a drink .

It does make for defensive people ,as you witness here.


Finally, just who the feckery feck is Clasie to state Union hates the Welsh language . If he does ,so what .its not a personal insult unlike remarks from people like you, lifey,tramp, killerkenny etc etc .

As I say, own goals


And who the feckery feck are you to dictate what I can and can’t say and who I can and can’t say it to? Union didn’t mind. He replied to me, politely and respectfully. We still disagree. Such is the way of the world. I’m sure we’ll both get in with our days without so much as a second thought. So why did you feel the need to jump in and take offence on his behalf? Are you one of these SJW snowflakes Mo keeps banging on about?

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:01 - Jan 21 with 1194 viewsDarran

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:58 - Jan 21 by exiledclaseboy

And who the feckery feck are you to dictate what I can and can’t say and who I can and can’t say it to? Union didn’t mind. He replied to me, politely and respectfully. We still disagree. Such is the way of the world. I’m sure we’ll both get in with our days without so much as a second thought. So why did you feel the need to jump in and take offence on his behalf? Are you one of these SJW snowflakes Mo keeps banging on about?


Ignore the hubcap thieving bindipper Andrew.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:05 - Jan 21 with 1186 viewsperchrockjack

Nah.

But your cage clearly rattled.

You have to right to assume anything ,nor me


You don't take criticism well, do you . None of us do really, so you re the same as many of us

Sadly, the Cimla 1 is now awoken and that s down to me so apologies

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:05 - Jan 21 with 1186 viewslifelong

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:34 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Lol

Funnily enough ,my daughter boughtercme a very large Welsh Wall tile for my birthday and another book on Swansea ( my home town ) . In those days there was only one Briton Ferry bridge which got blocked often by steelworks traffic. It did help to keep Neathies away though .

I worked in Neath for two years and it was a time warp. Simple people ,nice market horrible rugby club . Everybody wanted a fight after a drink .

It does make for defensive people ,as you witness here.


Finally, just who the feckery feck is Clasie to state Union hates the Welsh language . If he does ,so what .its not a personal insult unlike remarks from people like you, lifey,tramp, killerkenny etc etc .

As I say, own goals


You accusing people of personal insults made me laugh...twpsen.
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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:07 - Jan 21 with 1176 viewsperchrockjack

Predictable or what ?

Precious, snowflakes, anything you want


Just WOW


You should have heard the jokes going around about Welsh baby sitters when Ian Watkins trial was on .

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:14 - Jan 21 with 1162 viewslifelong

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:07 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Predictable or what ?

Precious, snowflakes, anything you want


Just WOW


You should have heard the jokes going around about Welsh baby sitters when Ian Watkins trial was on .


Amusing were they? Did they make you laugh?
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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:22 - Jan 21 with 1147 viewsexiledclaseboy

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:05 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Nah.

But your cage clearly rattled.

You have to right to assume anything ,nor me


You don't take criticism well, do you . None of us do really, so you re the same as many of us

Sadly, the Cimla 1 is now awoken and that s down to me so apologies


It’s a rainy Sunday and I’m cultivating a beef dinner while watching tennis. My cage has rarely been less rattled than it is now.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:25 - Jan 21 with 1137 viewsexhmrc1

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:07 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Predictable or what ?

Precious, snowflakes, anything you want


Just WOW


You should have heard the jokes going around about Welsh baby sitters when Ian Watkins trial was on .


so you lot up in Wirral think that such a serious issue as child rape is a great joke and you particularly an ex police officer whose job it was to uphold the law. I cant think of anything more disgusting.
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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:33 - Jan 21 with 1120 viewsunion_jack

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:22 - Jan 21 by exiledclaseboy

It’s a rainy Sunday and I’m cultivating a beef dinner while watching tennis. My cage has rarely been less rattled than it is now.


Who's playing?

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:40 - Jan 21 with 1100 viewsexiledclaseboy

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:33 - Jan 21 by union_jack

Who's playing?


Dimitrov beat Kyrgios in four sets. Good game.

Kyle Edmund beat Seppi earlier to reach his first Slam quarter final.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:45 - Jan 21 with 1086 viewsunion_jack

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:40 - Jan 21 by exiledclaseboy

Dimitrov beat Kyrgios in four sets. Good game.

Kyle Edmund beat Seppi earlier to reach his first Slam quarter final.


Edmund doing well. That 5 set win previously in brutal heat was magnificent. Well done to him.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:48 - Jan 21 with 1077 viewsexiledclaseboy

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:45 - Jan 21 by union_jack

Edmund doing well. That 5 set win previously in brutal heat was magnificent. Well done to him.


Indeed. He plays Dimitrov next so there are chances for Edmund there. Dimitrov should win but you never know which Dimitrov you’re gonna get from match to match.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:50 - Jan 21 with 1070 viewsDarran

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:25 - Jan 21 by exhmrc1

so you lot up in Wirral think that such a serious issue as child rape is a great joke and you particularly an ex police officer whose job it was to uphold the law. I cant think of anything more disgusting.


Brilliant post.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:54 - Jan 21 with 1059 viewsKilkennyjack

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:07 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Predictable or what ?

Precious, snowflakes, anything you want


Just WOW


You should have heard the jokes going around about Welsh baby sitters when Ian Watkins trial was on .


Disgraceful.

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:56 - Jan 21 with 1050 viewsdickythorpe

Put perch on ignore, one week for me and it's been great.
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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:58 - Jan 21 with 1043 viewsperchrockjack

Ive had you on longer dicky but it didn't work

It's like putting Pross on ignore . Doesn't work as his network is impressive


Sadly, all of you seem too feckn thick to see what you're doing


I d ignore yourselves

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 13:00 - Jan 21 with 1040 viewsBanosswan

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 11:11 - Jan 21 by Jackfath

If one is choking to death as in the joke, then one would go through all sorts of colours before finally, sadly passing.

I recommend the Heimlich manoeuvre if this ever happens around you.



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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 13:09 - Jan 21 with 1025 viewsSwanjaxs

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:58 - Jan 21 by perchrockjack

Ive had you on longer dicky but it didn't work

It's like putting Pross on ignore . Doesn't work as his network is impressive


Sadly, all of you seem too feckn thick to see what you're doing


I d ignore yourselves


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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 13:12 - Jan 21 with 1018 viewstreboethjack

As a fluent Welsh speaker I'm not particularly bothered by it, Some people like the language others don't and that's all a matter of personal opinion. I do however think it's a shit joke!

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(Anti) Welsh Joke on 13:15 - Jan 21 with 1009 viewsDarran

(Anti) Welsh Joke on 12:54 - Jan 21 by Kilkennyjack

Disgraceful.


People should read the Kevin Spacey thread there’s a pattern emerging here.

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