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Valentines Day 21:18 - Feb 12 with 1550 viewsJackfath

Anyone got any romantic poems for cards they'd care to share?

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Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 with 1514 viewsbuilthjack

Swansea are white
Cardiff are red
We are Premier League
Enough said

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Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 with 1513 viewsSwanjaxs

I wish I was a bar of soap
Floating in your tub
So everytime I passed your minge
Id give a little rub! ...
Works every time 👍 ... no need to thank me 😎

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Valentines Day on 22:01 - Feb 12 with 1484 viewsjack2jack

Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 by Swanjaxs

I wish I was a bar of soap
Floating in your tub
So everytime I passed your minge
Id give a little rub! ...
Works every time 👍 ... no need to thank me 😎


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Valentines Day on 23:53 - Feb 12 with 1421 viewscimlajack

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I want to get stuck into you.
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Valentines Day on 04:35 - Feb 13 with 1368 viewsMo_Wives

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Coz here comes my willy

Many men, wish death upon me, Blood in my eye dog and I can't see, I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be, And N-words trying to take my life away

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Valentines Day on 07:22 - Feb 13 with 1322 viewsdickythorpe

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
GET INTO THE FECKING CAR!!!!!!
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Valentines Day on 07:27 - Feb 13 with 1319 viewsLoyal

I love you my dearest
My one true light
The thought you near me
Is such delight

Your soft skin and fragrance
Your kind so soft words
Make all my life happy
So I can w@nk all over your huge fcking tits.

Love is an incredibly hard thing to define.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Valentines Day on 08:37 - Feb 13 with 1289 viewsJoe_bradshaw

I love you in your dressing gown.
I love you in your nightie.
When the moonlight flits across your tits.
Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Valentines Day on 09:33 - Feb 13 with 1242 viewsNogginthenog

Not quite a poem but the wife says " where you taking me for Valentines day?" I don't think "up the arse" was her expected reply.

I'll get me coat.
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Valentines Day on 09:47 - Feb 13 with 1221 viewstheloneranger

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have chlamydia

So do you!!
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Valentines Day on 09:54 - Feb 13 with 1209 viewsLord_Bony

Roses are red
violets are blue.
God made me sexy
what happened to you?

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Valentines Day on 10:06 - Feb 13 with 1189 viewstheloneranger

I don't have a mansion, i don't have a rolls
No Cd's of Elvis, or inflatable dolls.

It's said in the bedroom I'm some sort of a ledge
With many admiring my meat and two veg.

I saw you on Monday, thought you were alright
Nice set of bangers, and teeth pearly white

I'm sorry to say this, but I'm not for you
Your balls are too hairy and your tits hard to chew

I prefer women, and keeping things legal
So F*ck off to Brighton and cock suck a seagull. !!!
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Valentines Day on 10:10 - Feb 13 with 1181 viewsJack1

You can't beat the Oscar Pistorius one.....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don’t try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
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Valentines Day on 16:49 - Feb 13 with 1035 viewssP7qupUf

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a face like you
I'd be in a zoo.
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Valentines Day on 17:50 - Feb 13 with 1000 viewsattila_the_hun

short, sweet and sickly

"I'm Free"

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Valentines Day on 20:03 - Feb 13 with 934 viewsTenbySwan

Was in Marks today.

You could have a dozen ENGLISH red roses for £25

Or you could have a dozen WELSH daffodils for £1!!!!!

No brainer!
Buy the Mrs a bunch of daffs and tell her you are being patriotic.
Then DUCK!

Jenkins, Morgan, Dineen FECK OFF NOW I !!!

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Valentines Day on 20:05 - Feb 13 with 930 viewsdickythorpe

Organic prosecco from Aldi £7.99 They had red roses for £25 saved my self £17.01
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