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Bloody Muslims eh? 18:56 - Feb 19 with 4865 viewsunion_jack

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 18:57 - Feb 19 with 2248 viewsDarran

Is he a Muslim?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 19:04 - Feb 19 with 2232 viewsJackfath

His name is Mohammed.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 19:06 - Feb 19 with 2223 viewsunion_jack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 19:04 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

His name is Mohammed.


Yes, spelt correctly in your post. Thanks.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 19:53 - Feb 19 with 2136 viewsLoyal

Apparently theres black ones as well, God forbid.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:01 - Feb 19 with 2110 viewsexiledclaseboy

Bloody Muslims eh? on 18:57 - Feb 19 by Darran

Is he a Muslim?


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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:01 - Feb 19 with 2108 viewsFlashberryjack

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:07 - Feb 19 with 2084 viewsGaryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:01 - Feb 19 by exiledclaseboy

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When i was a child we had a tortoise called Mohammed, after Mohammed Ali. I know that Ali was a muslim, but i'm not sure that my tortoise was, i don't think he was mind, but come to think of it now, he always seemed to walk around with something strapped on his back, so he may have been...you know, one of them!
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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:08 - Feb 19 with 2069 viewsexiledclaseboy

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:07 - Feb 19 by Garyjack

When i was a child we had a tortoise called Mohammed, after Mohammed Ali. I know that Ali was a muslim, but i'm not sure that my tortoise was, i don't think he was mind, but come to think of it now, he always seemed to walk around with something strapped on his back, so he may have been...you know, one of them!


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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:20 - Feb 19 with 2033 viewsFlashberryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:07 - Feb 19 by Garyjack

When i was a child we had a tortoise called Mohammed, after Mohammed Ali. I know that Ali was a muslim, but i'm not sure that my tortoise was, i don't think he was mind, but come to think of it now, he always seemed to walk around with something strapped on his back, so he may have been...you know, one of them!


We got a Tortoise from Swansea Market 40 years ago, and we called it Polly (I know)

Anyway it turns out, Polly is a male, though It doesn't really matter because you can call it any name you want, it still won't come to you.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:21 - Feb 19 with 2024 viewsJackfath

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:20 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

We got a Tortoise from Swansea Market 40 years ago, and we called it Polly (I know)

Anyway it turns out, Polly is a male, though It doesn't really matter because you can call it any name you want, it still won't come to you.


Do Tortoise have ears?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:24 - Feb 19 with 2013 viewsDarran

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:21 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

Do Tortoise have ears?


No so they’d better look after their eyes as they won’t be able to wear glasses.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:26 - Feb 19 with 2002 viewsAndy1300

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:20 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

We got a Tortoise from Swansea Market 40 years ago, and we called it Polly (I know)

Anyway it turns out, Polly is a male, though It doesn't really matter because you can call it any name you want, it still won't come to you.


Was it shy or did it come out of it's shell?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:29 - Feb 19 with 1985 viewsDarran

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:26 - Feb 19 by Andy1300

Was it shy or did it come out of it's shell?


Liverpool tortoise it was.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:34 - Feb 19 with 1966 viewsFlashberryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:26 - Feb 19 by Andy1300

Was it shy or did it come out of it's shell?


Certainly not shy of coming out of it's shell, specially when offered a fresh young runner bean.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:38 - Feb 19 with 1954 viewsGaryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:20 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

We got a Tortoise from Swansea Market 40 years ago, and we called it Polly (I know)

Anyway it turns out, Polly is a male, though It doesn't really matter because you can call it any name you want, it still won't come to you.


When i married my first wife, she loved cats, so i bought her two kittens (male/female) which she named 'Bonnie and Clyde'. Anyway as time went on, Bonnie became a bit large around her stomach, so it was my job to take her to the vets to find out if she was pregnant. I felt a right tvvat when the vet told me Bonnie was a male!
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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:41 - Feb 19 with 1940 viewsJackfath

Did your tortoises hibernate?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:45 - Feb 19 with 1926 viewsFlashberryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:41 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

Did your tortoises hibernate?


Ours does, he/she is in hibernation right now.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:46 - Feb 19 with 1923 viewsJackfath

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:45 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

Ours does, he/she is in hibernation right now.


Are they tricky to look after?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:53 - Feb 19 with 1895 viewsLohengrin

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:46 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

Are they tricky to look after?


Moslems?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:55 - Feb 19 with 1888 viewsFlashberryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:46 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

Are they tricky to look after?


To be honest my farther in law is in charge of that, he must have brought her through 40 odd hibernation's.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:56 - Feb 19 with 1885 viewsJackfath

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:55 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

To be honest my farther in law is in charge of that, he must have brought her through 40 odd hibernation's.


How do you know when it's time to put them to sleep and to wake them up?

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:56 - Feb 19 with 1879 viewsexiledclaseboy

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:55 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

To be honest my farther in law is in charge of that, he must have brought her through 40 odd hibernation's.


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Bloody Muslims eh? on 21:06 - Feb 19 with 1846 viewsFlashberryjack

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:56 - Feb 19 by Jackfath

How do you know when it's time to put them to sleep and to wake them up?


Once the Tortoise stops eating as the temperature drops, he puts him in a straw filled box with a little food and into the cellar, he does a few checks, then that's it till about April.

Then around April he moves her into the greenhouse, her sleeping box in there has heated pads just in case there's dramatic temperature drop, and generally he'll slowly start to eat.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 21:07 - Feb 19 with 1841 viewssherpajacob

Bloody Muslims eh? on 20:20 - Feb 19 by Flashberryjack

We got a Tortoise from Swansea Market 40 years ago, and we called it Polly (I know)

Anyway it turns out, Polly is a male, though It doesn't really matter because you can call it any name you want, it still won't come to you.


I used to like the crusty meat pies from swansea market. Don't recall a pet shop.

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Bloody Muslims eh? on 21:08 - Feb 19 with 1833 viewsBigPhilG

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