Not sure where the 'jokes' thread is - maybe it should be a sticky. Anyway heard this today: Dear Deidre, My neighbour's 20 year old daughter was sunbathing topless in the garden today. I stuck my head out of the bedroom window and had a cheeky w*nk. The next thing I knew, my wife was standing behind me, with folded arms, watching me. Is my wife a pervert? | |