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Daft things old boys say /used to say 22:26 - May 23 with 4132 viewsdickythorpe

My grandfather always insisted on calling the council the "cooperation ".

Plus a local man who sadly has terminal cancer said to me today "once the stitches in my leg are out they are going to cut my leg off"

Plus breaking the silence at a pleasant christening a couple.of years ago, am enraged uncle of mine yelled at my dad, " do you know what winds me up bill? People who dial the fire.brigade for no reason!"
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:28 - May 23 with 3232 viewsDarran

My gran would send me up the Co-op but she never said Co-op it was always Cwop.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:32 - May 23 with 3214 viewsbuilthjack

The utilities companies were always the board. The gas board, the electric board, the water board.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:35 - May 23 with 3207 viewsDarran

My grampa always said goying instead of going too.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:39 - May 23 with 3194 viewsHumpty

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:35 - May 23 by Darran

My grampa always said goying instead of going too.


Was he Jewish?
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:40 - May 23 with 3189 viewsDarran

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:39 - May 23 by Humpty

Was he Jewish?


Don’t be dull mun.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:41 - May 23 with 3184 viewsHumpty

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:40 - May 23 by Darran

Don’t be dull mun.


Just wondering.
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:43 - May 23 with 3166 viewsDarran

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:41 - May 23 by Humpty

Just wondering.


A Baglan Jew? 😂

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:02 - May 23 with 3129 viewsBrynCartwright

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:35 - May 23 by Darran

My grampa always said goying instead of going too.


Just like Fatty Lewis' missus in Twin Town.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:12 - May 23 with 3102 viewsDarran

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:02 - May 23 by BrynCartwright

Just like Fatty Lewis' missus in Twin Town.


Was she Jewish?

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:13 - May 23 with 3097 viewsAmbergambler

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:28 - May 23 by Darran

My gran would send me up the Co-op but she never said Co-op it was always Cwop.


There's posh your gran was, Darran. We always called it the Cop.

I still feel uneasy saying Co-op.
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:14 - May 23 with 3092 viewsN_T_J

Now then, dew dew
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:28 - May 23 with 3064 viewsSoberBaker

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:35 - May 23 by Darran

My grampa always said goying instead of going too.


Was he from Penclawdd?

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 23:45 - May 23 with 3035 viewsHighjack

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 14:59 - May 24 with 2776 viewswhiterock

Terry Griffiths playing Snocker
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 15:04 - May 24 with 2770 viewsPegojack

My granddad used to pronounce certificate as "cerstificate". He was always advising me to put my money in "savings cerstificates".

I might have if I could have found out what the feck they were.
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 15:28 - May 24 with 2744 viewswaynekerr55

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:39 - May 23 by Humpty

Was he Jewish?




A goy full of joy

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 15:51 - May 24 with 2709 viewsItchySphincter

My grandad always called me mush.

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 16:13 - May 24 with 2677 viewsWingstandwood

The quirkiness of a pensioner of 'extremely reluctant and totally refusing to see a doctor type' that comes out with the phrase "There's nothing wrong with me".

My gran fell on Gorseinon traffic lights crossroads....absolutely drenched in blood like a walking bloodbath ......gaping head wound but nevertheless used the aforementioned words to inform concerned general public members and the attending ambulance crew of her eagerness to carry on as before as if nothing had happened.

Argus!

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 16:18 - May 24 with 2668 viewswaynekerr55

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 15:04 - May 24 by Pegojack

My granddad used to pronounce certificate as "cerstificate". He was always advising me to put my money in "savings cerstificates".

I might have if I could have found out what the feck they were.


I never knew that you were related to whoflungdung

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 16:42 - May 24 with 2643 viewsSTID2017

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 22:35 - May 23 by Darran

My grampa always said goying instead of going too.


Friend of my Mum always used to knock for her and say "Are you "goying to Bingo ?"
We still mimic it now even though the lovely lady has long since passed

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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 17:15 - May 24 with 2614 viewsFlashberryjack

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 16:42 - May 24 by STID2017

Friend of my Mum always used to knock for her and say "Are you "goying to Bingo ?"
We still mimic it now even though the lovely lady has long since passed



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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 17:46 - May 24 with 2585 viewsJackfath

"Let's keep this as our little secret"
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 18:14 - May 24 with 2538 viewswhiterock

When ever the question was asked “How’d u Crismas go” the answer was always the same “oh! Quiet, you know”
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 18:14 - May 24 with 2538 viewsdickythorpe

Daft things old boys say /used to say on 17:46 - May 24 by Jackfath

"Let's keep this as our little secret"
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Weather's original involved?
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Daft things old boys say /used to say on 18:27 - May 24 with 2517 viewslonglostjack

He's a one for putting on the hairs and graces.

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