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Post one daft fact about yourself 21:21 - Jun 1 with 7982 viewsdickythorpe

I have to slice my bread the night before I have toast for my breakfast.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:23 - Jun 2 with 2093 viewsbonymine

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:10 - Jun 2 by oldcob

Were they all girl cousins? I mean Bonymaen innit.


Of course mate 👍👍

Two at the same time too ....but that’s enough of that smut !!
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:23 - Jun 2 with 2089 viewsjack2jack

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:20 - Jun 2 by Swanjaxs

Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:38 - Jun 2 with 2066 viewsbonymine

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:20 - Jun 2 by Swanjaxs

Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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Bloody Hell mate just a scone & cream from fame and fortune ....you’re better off mind you wealth ain’t what it’s all cracked up to be.......
You lose your head and all sense of perspective .......just ask HJ, MM, LD & JvZ........

You Greedy B@stards Get Out Of OUR Club ......

STID. Together Stronger. 💪💪💪

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 06:45 - Jun 3 with 1982 viewsjackal

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:20 - Jun 2 by Swanjaxs

Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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I hit on Stefanie Powers once.

She was doing a book signing and I brought a photo that I printed off the net for her to sign. It was a black and white one.

We shook hands and I asked her to sign it, I said "I prefer black and white photos." She replied, "Yes, so do I."

I said,bouncing my eyebrows, Groucho Marx style,"But they don't show your lovely red hair."

She looked worried so I backed off.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 08:06 - Jun 3 with 1968 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Post one daft fact about yourself on 19:06 - Jun 2 by jackharris

When I was in Gowerton 6th form in 1993, we went on a Geography and Geology Field Trip to Germany. I was 18 and I stayed with a pretty girl called Biannca, who was 16 and her family. To get around she would ride this really posh brand new moped, with me on the back. The last night we were there we all met up at the German High School for some beers. I had a go of her pride and joy moped and somehow I managed to crash it into a concrete table tennis table on the school yard. The bike was totally f*cked. I was okay except for a big bruise on one leg and the zip of my jacket did an Arsene Wenger and got stuck.

On the walk home to her house all she said as she wheeled the bike was sh*t in German. I slept with one eye open that night as I thought her Dad might kill me,there were antique swords and guns all over the house. The next day we left to come back to Wales and the rest of the boys kept pulling out parts of the broken bike to take the p*ss...

Eventually I received a letter from her asking if I could pay something towards repairing the damage, so I then had to tell my mum about what had happened. We sent a cheque over to them.I was damn lucky in the crash, I was pressing the accelerator instead of the brake. I also had been drinking German beer which was strong.



Ah, Gowerton school. Olchfa lite.

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 08:18 - Jun 3 with 1959 viewsBrynmill_Jack

In the old arms park I went to watch Swansea vs Pontypridd in the SWALEC cup final. At the final whistle I managed to break though the police cordon , took my all whites Jersey off and ran around the pitch waving it able my head.

That said, I was very, very, very drunk.

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 10:23 - Jun 3 with 1916 viewsdickythorpe

Post one daft fact about yourself on 08:18 - Jun 3 by Brynmill_Jack

In the old arms park I went to watch Swansea vs Pontypridd in the SWALEC cup final. At the final whistle I managed to break though the police cordon , took my all whites Jersey off and ran around the pitch waving it able my head.

That said, I was very, very, very drunk.


Went to stradey park once, and at half time kids were allowed on the field, and teams didn't go off.
We listened to Phil may telling Colin Stephens to kick long at the restart.
Went up to Robert Jones and told him.
From the kick off Stephens booted it long and who was standing there but Robert Jones, he booted it straight back down field and Titley almost scored chasing it.
Rob put his thumbs up to the All whites fans.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 10:46 - Jun 3 with 1888 viewsWarwickHunt

I went out with a girl who was half German.

She only shaved one armpit.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 11:41 - Jun 3 with 1870 viewssainthelens

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:20 - Jun 2 by Swanjaxs

Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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You had a lucky escape buddy. She was known for doing runners all over gower tea rooms for not paying.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 12:25 - Jun 3 with 1844 viewsCountyJim

Max once pinched all my biscuits
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 18:41 - Jun 3 with 1738 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Post one daft fact about yourself on 16:19 - Jun 2 by Shaky

Circumstances dictated I once had to introduce myself to my new neighbours while stark bollock naked.


We're you taking a cup of sugar over??

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 18:43 - Jun 3 with 1735 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Post one daft fact about yourself on 12:25 - Jun 3 by CountyJim

Max once pinched all my biscuits


Believable that

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 19:07 - Jun 3 with 1712 viewsVetchfielder

I'm captured on Streetview walking the dog with my Sigurdsson 23 shirt on - that's me, not the dog.

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 20:33 - Jun 3 with 1669 viewsFlashberryjack

I've seen Kate's Bush.

Hello
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 20:56 - Jun 3 with 1646 viewstheloneranger

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:20 - Jun 2 by Swanjaxs

Back in the day my parents had a caravan down Llangennith next to Mr & Mrs Zeta-Jones, they had a very pretty young daughter called Catherine, one particularly nice day Cath (as I called her) was nagging me to go with her to Rhossili tea room for scones and tea, after thinking it over I decided to decline and instead went fishing with my mate over Burry Holmes.. she never asked again and the rest is history I suppose
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Here's Catherine down Rhossili waiting for you



Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:01 - Jun 3 with 1637 viewsDarran

We had a similar thread on here about 10 years ago.
I posted a true story.
That little prick Toulouse never forgot it.

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:11 - Jun 3 with 1615 viewsSwanjaxs

Post one daft fact about yourself on 20:56 - Jun 3 by theloneranger

Here's Catherine down Rhossili waiting for you




😂 yes I think I missed the boat to be honest, saying that had a cracking afternoon pulling in shìtloads of mackerel if my memory serves me right, so every cloud aye 😎

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:38 - Jun 3 with 1587 viewssainthelens

Post one daft fact about yourself on 20:56 - Jun 3 by theloneranger

Here's Catherine down Rhossili waiting for you




Mouth like a sewer...went to a footy presentation night and she was there as a 16 yr old. Swore like a trooper all night fair play
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:16 - Jun 3 with 1552 viewsexiledclaseboy

Post one daft fact about yourself on 21:01 - Jun 3 by Darran

We had a similar thread on here about 10 years ago.
I posted a true story.
That little prick Toulouse never forgot it.


I think we all still bear the scars from that particular mental image.

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:26 - Jun 3 with 1542 viewsDarran

Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:16 - Jun 3 by exiledclaseboy

I think we all still bear the scars from that particular mental image.


My mother still does too.

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:26 - Jun 3 with 1542 viewsJack123

I have one pubic hair 4 cms longer than the rest.

libera nos a malo

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:30 - Jun 3 with 1539 viewsAmbergambler

Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:26 - Jun 3 by Jack123

I have one pubic hair 4 cms longer than the rest.


You measure them?
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:33 - Jun 3 with 1528 viewsJack123

Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:30 - Jun 3 by Ambergambler

You measure them?


Only the long hair.. not the rest..

libera nos a malo

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Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:49 - Jun 3 with 1503 viewsAmbergambler

Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:33 - Jun 3 by Jack123

Only the long hair.. not the rest..


You really should get out more!
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Post one daft fact about yourself on 23:26 - Jun 3 with 1468 viewsJack123

Post one daft fact about yourself on 22:49 - Jun 3 by Ambergambler

You really should get out more!


Maybe.. Just trimmed it 5 mins ago with the missus scissors, so absolutely no daft facts to post about now.
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libera nos a malo

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