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Swansea financial sweepstake 09:57 - Jun 5 with 11355 viewsShaky

for fun and education!

So I posted a chart in the long Potter thread that summarised the club's financial position, highlighting the relationship between the purchase of players and how they have been financed; overwhelmingly through the use of various forms of debt.



(Note: There's a typo on the 2017 total: should be £91.7m Not £97.1m)

What is interesting is to try to analyse where we stand today after the changes that have happened since the end of the last financial year 31 July 2017.

The asset side of that equation is relatively straight forward to forecast based on player ins and outs, and probably looks roughly as follows as of right now:



However, the player registrations component will obviously change before the end of the financial year due to transfers both in and out.

With that the financing needs also change. We are fairly certain that no new share capital will be provided by Kaplan & Co, but one way that the financing side will look better is by making profits such as on player sales that will boost shareholders' funds on the balance sheet. (the formula for that is last year's plus this year's profit after tax less any dividends paid).

As such the good news is that I estimate that as of right now profit on player sales is around £52 million for the current 2018 financial year to date.

The bad news is that despite this I still reckon the club will make a loss for the year:



However, the transfer season remains young, and estimates of the final 2018 tally for profit on player sales and any other metrics you want to take a stab at is now open until the close of business on 31st July.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 13:18 - Jun 7 with 1140 viewstrampie

I made you look,
I made you poop,
I made you buy a penny book.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 13:38 - Jun 7 with 1116 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 13:18 - Jun 7 by trampie

I made you look,
I made you poop,
I made you buy a penny book.


I made you type that.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 13:44 - Jun 7 with 1107 viewstrampie

Interesting figures Shaky.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 13:45 - Jun 7 with 1104 viewsE20Jack

Very accurate Res.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 15:20 - Jun 7 with 1060 viewsAlfieMooresSon

Swansea financial sweepstake on 12:59 - Jun 7 by TheResurrection

Fack off you boring Muppet.


No answers, we will see at the start of the season and at the end, according to the Box office

All will be fine
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Swansea financial sweepstake on 15:28 - Jun 7 with 1052 viewsTheResurrection

Swansea financial sweepstake on 15:20 - Jun 7 by AlfieMooresSon

No answers, we will see at the start of the season and at the end, according to the Box office

All will be fine


Did I say that? I'm not going to go traipsing back through my posts but I don't think I did.

But Shaky kinda did, hence me ridiculing him.

As did Simon Jordan talking about Villa this morning where he said they've just got to trade through this period, mentioning players like Grealish and Kodija

These are realisable assets you thick kunt and we've got them too. The players I mentioned are those realisable assets and we have the opportunity to sell, and to be perfectly frank with a freak like yourself, I'd say there's more chance of the players I mentioned going as opposed to staying.

But, if some stay, that can work in our favour as well, we just need to balance up the budget accordingly.

The one thing we do have is options, and that's always the most important fact.

Now say something interesting or fack off back to Noddy land you kunt.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 15:50 - Jun 7 with 1032 viewsAlfieMooresSon

Swansea financial sweepstake on 15:28 - Jun 7 by TheResurrection

Did I say that? I'm not going to go traipsing back through my posts but I don't think I did.

But Shaky kinda did, hence me ridiculing him.

As did Simon Jordan talking about Villa this morning where he said they've just got to trade through this period, mentioning players like Grealish and Kodija

These are realisable assets you thick kunt and we've got them too. The players I mentioned are those realisable assets and we have the opportunity to sell, and to be perfectly frank with a freak like yourself, I'd say there's more chance of the players I mentioned going as opposed to staying.

But, if some stay, that can work in our favour as well, we just need to balance up the budget accordingly.

The one thing we do have is options, and that's always the most important fact.

Now say something interesting or fack off back to Noddy land you kunt.


Your anger management classes are failing you want to ask for a refund


Stating the bleeding obvious of course we have options, every club in the World does, it doesn't mean they are good options though!

We have American owners who have made a right mess, Gonzo and a Manager who has only managed in Sweden!

I'm not sure we can rely on those lot to make the most of those options and we may end up stuck with a lot of the players we want to shift, on big wages!

Tme will tell, but I'm far from optimistic!
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Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:36 - Jun 7 with 997 viewsDrizzy

An absolute classic PS thread, this. All the tropes. Res' angry banalities. E20's circular dribbling. Lisa's diplomatic nothingness. All set up by a mind-numbingly tedious financial analysis by Shaky.

Bravo.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:40 - Jun 7 with 990 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:36 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

An absolute classic PS thread, this. All the tropes. Res' angry banalities. E20's circular dribbling. Lisa's diplomatic nothingness. All set up by a mind-numbingly tedious financial analysis by Shaky.

Bravo.


And now we have the tedious and predictable teen angst post from Drippy Flake.

FULL HOUSE!!

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:55 - Jun 7 with 976 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:40 - Jun 7 by E20Jack

And now we have the tedious and predictable teen angst post from Drippy Flake.

FULL HOUSE!!


Hiya, Dim.

Are you still in Hong Kong? Or have they amped up your anti-hallucination meds?

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:03 - Jun 7 with 966 viewsShaky

Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:36 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

An absolute classic PS thread, this. All the tropes. Res' angry banalities. E20's circular dribbling. Lisa's diplomatic nothingness. All set up by a mind-numbingly tedious financial analysis by Shaky.

Bravo.


Thanks so much for the feedback.

Maybe I can find a clipart library i can use to adorn my analysis with little bombs, skull & crossbones, love hearts, etc.

In this way I can hopefully sustain your interest in whether Swansea survives financially up to the attention span of say the average 5-year old.
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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:07 - Jun 7 with 958 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:55 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

Hiya, Dim.

Are you still in Hong Kong? Or have they amped up your anti-hallucination meds?


Hi Drippy,

No, had a wonderful time though. I am now currently in Brisbane. Nick £100 from your wasted student loan and I will give you a peak.

Unfortunately I have had to stay up to watch this awful tennis match unfold. Are you watching? Or would your Kevin the Teenager side come out and start crying and hitting the telly if the match wasn’t going your way? Sniff sniff.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:28 - Jun 7 with 935 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:03 - Jun 7 by Shaky

Thanks so much for the feedback.

Maybe I can find a clipart library i can use to adorn my analysis with little bombs, skull & crossbones, love hearts, etc.

In this way I can hopefully sustain your interest in whether Swansea survives financially up to the attention span of say the average 5-year old.
[Post edited 7 Jun 17:19]


Hiya, Shakes.

Your painfully obvious conclusion was stated on the first page. Like most, I stopped paying any (little) attention after reading it.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:31 - Jun 7 with 932 viewsShaky

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:28 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

Hiya, Shakes.

Your painfully obvious conclusion was stated on the first page. Like most, I stopped paying any (little) attention after reading it.


Ok i see. It was painfully obvious to you Swansea are £80-90 million in debt.

You're a sort of seer really, aren't you? A mystic and a prophet. Just like Dim.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:32 - Jun 7 with 931 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:07 - Jun 7 by E20Jack

Hi Drippy,

No, had a wonderful time though. I am now currently in Brisbane. Nick £100 from your wasted student loan and I will give you a peak.

Unfortunately I have had to stay up to watch this awful tennis match unfold. Are you watching? Or would your Kevin the Teenager side come out and start crying and hitting the telly if the match wasn’t going your way? Sniff sniff.


Nurse!

Give it a rest, Dim. There's s welfare system in this country so you don't have to plunder on with this achingly tedious attempt to scam people on the internet.

"Wasted student loan and I will give you a peak."

No matter how much debt I've accumulated I'll never be a massive f*cking imbecile like you.
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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:36 - Jun 7 with 926 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:32 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

Nurse!

Give it a rest, Dim. There's s welfare system in this country so you don't have to plunder on with this achingly tedious attempt to scam people on the internet.

"Wasted student loan and I will give you a peak."

No matter how much debt I've accumulated I'll never be a massive f*cking imbecile like you.
[Post edited 7 Jun 17:32]


Looks like we have no bet ladies and gentleman.

Another troll put to the sword by the power of logic.

Who would have thunk it

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:40 - Jun 7 with 918 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:31 - Jun 7 by Shaky

Ok i see. It was painfully obvious to you Swansea are £80-90 million in debt.

You're a sort of seer really, aren't you? A mystic and a prophet. Just like Dim.


It's painfully obvious that we'll have to sell our highest earners as soon as possible as you said. Your ramblings, as someone with no involvement in the club's financial affairs, are totally irrelevant. Hence why you've been ridiculed on this thread.

Stick to what you're paid for as, quite frankly, nobody on here gives a f*ck about anything you have to say. Not meant as an insult, just a suggestion to not waste your time making tedious financial forecasts on a football forum.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:43 - Jun 7 with 911 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:36 - Jun 7 by E20Jack

Looks like we have no bet ladies and gentleman.

Another troll put to the sword by the power of logic.

Who would have thunk it


As before, Dim, any indication you're actually where/who you say you are - posted on here - and I'll send you the money. I'll even go as far as never calling you a deluded c*nt again. Promise.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:48 - Jun 7 with 906 viewsDarran

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:43 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

As before, Dim, any indication you're actually where/who you say you are - posted on here - and I'll send you the money. I'll even go as far as never calling you a deluded c*nt again. Promise.


I’ll give Chrissy £20 towards it and I’m sure many will too.

Just go out and get today’s Brisbane newspaper and write ‘Darran is a tosser’ on it,post a photo and I’ll send Chrissy the £20.

The blokes the biggest fuçking fantasist on the Internet.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:50 - Jun 7 with 903 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:43 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

As before, Dim, any indication you're actually where/who you say you are - posted on here - and I'll send you the money. I'll even go as far as never calling you a deluded c*nt again. Promise.




Send that to the Res then, that’s a good lad.

Let’s see how much of a troll you really are then. Chris, let me know when he has made the payment.


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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:53 - Jun 7 with 894 viewsDarran

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:50 - Jun 7 by E20Jack



Send that to the Res then, that’s a good lad.

Let’s see how much of a troll you really are then. Chris, let me know when he has made the payment.



7 minutes to photoshop,not bad.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:55 - Jun 7 with 890 viewsE20Jack

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:53 - Jun 7 by Darran

7 minutes to photoshop,not bad.


And the predictable excuses roll in

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 18:16 - Jun 7 with 862 viewsShaky

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:43 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

As before, Dim, any indication you're actually where/who you say you are - posted on here - and I'll send you the money. I'll even go as far as never calling you a deluded c*nt again. Promise.


For an arrogant cock such as yourself, you're really not very bright, are you?
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Swansea financial sweepstake on 18:17 - Jun 7 with 862 viewsDrizzy

Swansea financial sweepstake on 17:55 - Jun 7 by E20Jack

And the predictable excuses roll in


https://7labs.io/mobile/iphone/change-gps-location.html

Come on, Dim. Faking an iPhone location is easy. Go outside, grab a paper and write "Darran is a c*ck." I'll happily wait until your morning.

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Swansea financial sweepstake on 23:00 - Jun 7 with 811 viewsTheResurrection

Swansea financial sweepstake on 16:55 - Jun 7 by Drizzy

Hiya, Dim.

Are you still in Hong Kong? Or have they amped up your anti-hallucination meds?


Hi Dribbley,

Are you still up your own arse you smelly bitch?

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