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Father of the bride speech 15:02 - Aug 2 with 1889 viewsCountyJim

Any tips guys still not writen mine and its tomorrow afternoon
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Father of the bride speech on 15:13 - Aug 2 with 1867 viewsDarran

Start by telling everyone how much you detest same sex marriages.

That’ll get em rolling in the aisles.

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Father of the bride speech on 15:24 - Aug 2 with 1850 viewsSoberBaker

Dig as much dirt on the groom as you can and haul the c*nt over the coals.

If in doubt, just make sh*t up!

AMOW

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Father of the bride speech on 15:27 - Aug 2 with 1843 viewsCountyJim

Father of the bride speech on 15:13 - Aug 2 by Darran

Start by telling everyone how much you detest same sex marriages.

That’ll get em rolling in the aisles.


Good idea
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Father of the bride speech on 15:42 - Aug 2 with 1822 viewslifelong

When my daughter got married in 2011 there were quite a few guests from different areas of the country, the first line of my speech was, ‘Welcome all to the Premier League City of Swansea’

Shame you can’t do likewise Jim.
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Father of the bride speech on 15:46 - Aug 2 with 1811 viewsHighjack


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Father of the bride speech on 16:57 - Aug 2 with 1747 viewsjackal

Father of the bride speech on 15:42 - Aug 2 by lifelong

When my daughter got married in 2011 there were quite a few guests from different areas of the country, the first line of my speech was, ‘Welcome all to the Premier League City of Swansea’

Shame you can’t do likewise Jim.


My daughter's getting married in 2 years time.

I doubt that I'll be able to say it either.
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Father of the bride speech on 18:34 - Aug 2 with 1675 viewsjack2jack

Remember the 5 P's
Proper preparation prevents p!ss poor performance!
Don't get steaming before the speech!👍
Hope you have a great day CJ.
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Father of the bride speech on 18:41 - Aug 2 with 1665 viewsdickythorpe

Jim, just relax and be yourself. Short and simple is best and from.the heart.
I'm sure you're daughter is very special to you, let her and everyone know that.
Don't get too pissed before though.
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Father of the bride speech on 18:44 - Aug 2 with 1660 viewsSwansea83

Father of the bride speech on 15:13 - Aug 2 by Darran

Start by telling everyone how much you detest same sex marriages.

That’ll get em rolling in the aisles.


Really??

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Father of the bride speech on 18:56 - Aug 2 with 1640 viewsLoyal

Set fire to some well brewed bottom wind and sing London's Burning by The Clash.
Always a winner.

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Father of the bride speech on 19:25 - Aug 2 with 1598 viewsFlashberryjack



Have a great day mate.
[Post edited 2 Aug 2018 19:47]

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Father of the bride speech on 19:29 - Aug 2 with 1591 viewsLeonWasGod

Father of the bride speech on 18:41 - Aug 2 by dickythorpe

Jim, just relax and be yourself. Short and simple is best and from.the heart.
I'm sure you're daughter is very special to you, let her and everyone know that.
Don't get too pissed before though.


I didn’t realise the OP was short and simple. Well, I’d obviously worked out he was simple based on his posts, but always assumed he was a big lad .

Tip: don’t be a smart arse. Others will have that covered. Just welcome your son in law into your family, and most importantly tell your daughter how much she means to you (and anyone else in your family). It’s her day - if you make her realise how special she is you’ll be a hero in her eyes.

Unless you can’t stand either of them, then rip the piss all you want 👍
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Father of the bride speech on 20:40 - Aug 2 with 1520 viewsoldcob

Just say how proud you are to have been her father, and how pleased you are that she's marrying such a lovely guy, who you know is going to look after her. It's her day and the attention will be on her so keeping it simple will be the thing to do on this occassion.

See I can be serious if I try really hard.
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Father of the bride speech on 20:40 - Aug 2 with 1520 viewsbuilthjack

Tell them that you are glad the wedding is Friday, as if it was Saturday you would be watching the Swans

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Father of the bride speech on 21:02 - Aug 2 with 1487 viewsJack_Kass

Tell everyone that you've had such a great day and you can't wait until the next one.
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Father of the bride speech on 21:37 - Aug 2 with 1435 viewsjacktar

I recalled many of the things my daughter got up to whilst growing up (without anything embarrassing obviously) and I'm sure you will similarly have plenty of fond memories to relate to. That made it pretty easy to talk about and went down really well.
I'll never forget the day (1st December 2012) despite being a bit nervous about my speech. Swans beat Arsenal 2- 0 away and 2 late goals from Michu just added to the enjoyment.
Try not to get too worked up, enjoy the day and the guests don't care less if you slip up with your speech anyway.
I hope your day will be as good as good as mine was.

We shouldn't all be tarred with the same brush you know!

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Father of the bride speech on 22:19 - Aug 2 with 1392 viewsDracan66

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Father of the bride speech on 14:59 - Aug 7 with 1159 viewsCountyJim

Thanks for all the advice had a lovely day and speech went well
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