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We were missing a lot of the following today 21:48 - Aug 11 with 4010 viewsParsSwans

Ridiculous over policing
Dozens of police horses
Police carrying machine guns
Kids waving flags as teams come out
Roundabout blockades coming out of stadium end of match
Theatrical antics by overpaid premadonas
Plastics
Merchandise stands run by plastics(ie Del Boys around the stadium)
Oooooh and not forgetting some pretend chairman
Welcome to the Championship!
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We were missing a lot of the following today on 09:34 - Aug 12 with 555 viewssainthelens

We were missing a lot of the following today on 09:29 - Aug 12 by EasternJack

You missed an open goal there to get full value out of that joke...


I know I've scratched the surface there. Others will trump it no doubt.
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We were missing a lot of the following today on 09:44 - Aug 12 with 537 viewsbuilthjack

We were missing a lot of the following today on 00:00 - Aug 12 by SgorioFruit

in other news....

Mr and Mrs SgorioFruit were at the bar on the concourse underneath the east stand pre match. Mrs SgorioFruit has already stated that she wants one of them small fancy glasses of white wine that they sell.

SgorioFruit enters the small que at the bar , numbering some 4 or 5 people. After about 4 and a half minutes SgorioFruit is being served.... please read the dialogue between SgorioFruit and the cashier/bar lady that ensued...…

SgorioFruit - hi, can I have a pint of Carling and small glass of white wine
Cashier/Bar lady - sure

cashier bar lady takes 5 whole minutes to find where the wine is and then comes back to me...….

Cashier/Bar lady - yes that's £15.60 please

SgorioFruit - are you sure? I think you may have charged me for 2 pints and a wine

Cashier/Bar lady - sorry yes I have

SgorioFruit - that isn't a problem

Cashier/Bar lady - right ok that's £10.60

SgorioFruit - are you sure? that's the amount for a pint of guiness and a small white wine

Cashier/bar lady - oh yes your right, I am so sorry

SgorioFruit - its ok, stop stressing, your doing a fine job

Cashier/bar lady - what do I do now?

SgorioFruit - im not sure, maybe enter on the till the cost of one carling and one wine?

Cashier/bar lady - oh yes sorry

SgorioFruit - its ok, we will get there soon.

Cashier/bar lady - that's £9.20

SgorioFruit - that's the correct price, albeit a massive rip off, but the correct price that you charge.

Cashier/bar lady - enjoy, have a good day

SgorioFruit - Diolch


My server in the south was new.
I ordered 2 teas. He poured them, and the usual three quarters of a cup came out of the pre set hot water spout.
He then said, don't worry, I will top them up. That being a first.
He topped them up. Then his supervisor said you shouldn't be doing that.
The lad said but they were only three quarters full.
To which the supervisor said don't do it again.
So I got awkward then and asked for 6 glasses of tap water, which they have to give.
There was nobody behind me so I wasn't holding up the queue.
I just though you tight bugger about the supervisor not letting the lad put a little extra water in the cups. We drink black tea by the way .

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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