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Steam up your urethra 16:03 - Aug 21 with 1909 viewsHighjack

No not Urethra Franklin, but a new medical procedure to fight prostate enlargement has been green lighted on the NHS. Now thousands of men can look forward to having piping hot steam fired up their one eyed wonder weasel. Fantastic news.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-45244776

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Steam up your urethra on 16:09 - Aug 21 with 1902 viewsMo_Wives

Thousands of men? Sir, I identify as a woman and I am here for my prostate exam.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Steam up your urethra on 17:46 - Aug 21 with 1832 viewsjohnlangy

'one eyed wonder weasel' made my eyes water from the thought and laughing at the description at the same time.

Brilliant Highjack.
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Steam up your urethra on 18:11 - Aug 21 with 1791 viewsLord_Bony

Word of advice first.

Just don't turn up for this procedure wearing a suit and tie or you could end up looking a right cant.

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Steam up your urethra on 18:22 - Aug 21 with 1761 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

If you turn up and the kettle is on you know what to expect.

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Steam up your urethra on 18:42 - Aug 21 with 1743 viewsHighjack

Steam up your urethra on 16:09 - Aug 21 by Mo_Wives

Thousands of men? Sir, I identify as a woman and I am here for my prostate exam.


Sorry how uneducated of me. It was incredibly sexist of me to suggest that women don’t have prostates. As a feminist I strongly support the right for women to have prostate procedures.

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Steam up your urethra on 07:01 - Aug 22 with 1631 viewsCatullus

Steam up your urethra on 18:42 - Aug 21 by Highjack

Sorry how uneducated of me. It was incredibly sexist of me to suggest that women don’t have prostates. As a feminist I strongly support the right for women to have prostate procedures.


I asked my wife and she said no thanks but if you want to take her cervical smear test for her, feel free.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Steam up your urethra on 07:05 - Aug 22 with 1628 viewsLoyal

Steam up your urethra on 16:09 - Aug 21 by Mo_Wives

Thousands of men? Sir, I identify as a woman and I am here for my prostate exam.


You want to try being gender fluid...
It puts a whole new meaning to watering the old sphinky with steamy water.

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Steam up your urethra on 09:55 - Aug 22 with 1565 viewsWarwickHunt

Been paying Madam Whiplash a fortune for that over the years. Gotta luv the NHS!
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Steam up your urethra on 10:05 - Aug 22 with 1558 viewsMo_Wives

Steam up your urethra on 18:22 - Aug 21 by JACKMANANDBOY

If you turn up and the kettle is on you know what to expect.




Alan Curtis walks out with said kettle, you turn to the nurse and say "Look, love, my medical knowledge is not the best, but I am a big Swans fan and I know he's not a doctor"

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Steam up your urethra on 10:08 - Aug 22 with 1556 viewsMo_Wives

Steam up your urethra on 07:05 - Aug 22 by Loyal

You want to try being gender fluid...
It puts a whole new meaning to watering the old sphinky with steamy water.


All I know about gender fluid is if you have it leaking from your anus you're probably a homosexual.

Good luck, Mr Cooper

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Steam up your urethra on 15:00 - Aug 22 with 1486 viewsCatullus

Steam up your urethra on 10:08 - Aug 22 by Mo_Wives

All I know about gender fluid is if you have it leaking from your anus you're probably a homosexual.


Or you got drunk in a bad part of town!!

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