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Swansea City 1 - 4 Norwich City - Rate The Players 24th Nov 2018 17:09
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Swansea City 1 - 4 Norwich City - Rate The Players on 18:08 - Nov 24 with 658 views

LeonWasGod

I've consulted my sh*tometer and the scores are in:

Mulder - will be dropped as quick as sh*t, 6
Naughton - sh*t midfielder, 5
VdH - sh*t happens, 6
Rodon - not normally this sh*t, 6
Grimes - sh*t beard, 5
Fulton - couldn't give a sh*t, 3
Fer - what a pile of sh*t, 4
Roberts - happy as sh*t with his new contract, 6
Celina - don't dick about like a sh*t there, 5
Dan - give him the sh*tting ball, 7
Ollie - sh*t as a striker, 6

Olssen - sh*tting gloves in November?, 6
Bony - rusty as sh*t, 5
Mckay - didn't realise you'd come on the sh*tting pitch, 4

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Swansea City 1 - 4 Norwich City - Rate The Players on 19:18 - Nov 24 with 571 views

Badlands

Mulder - under instruction from Potter to play short to Celina, own goal, dreadful defending and I couldn't see how the 4th was scored. 7
Naughton - MoM took over from Her and speeded up our midfield 8
VdH - sh*t happens, 6
Rodon - looked out of sorts from the start and let the first goal get to him ... an unusual shocker. 4
Grimes - Messed about positionally but coped OK. 6
Fulton - couldn't give a sh*t, 3
Fer - what a pile of sh*t, 4
Roberts - happy as sh*t with his new contract, 3
Celina - don't dick about like a sh*t there, 5
Dan - give him the sh*tting ball and he'll cross the ball to anywhere except Swans player 4
Ollie - sh*t as a striker, He was playing? 4

Olssen - showed what senior player have to offer, 8
Bony - rusty as sh*t, but showed a few glimpses of what he'll do in a week or two 6
Mckay - didn't realise you'd come on the sh*tting pitch, 4

But TBH Norwich were more coordinated and clinical but certain not much better than us!

Poll:

Should the summer transfer window close before the season starts?

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