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Advent calendar 12:23 - Dec 1 with 2172 viewsdickythorpe

Are these still popular?
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Advent calendar on 13:59 - Dec 1 with 1629 viewsLoyal

I've been counting the days for a thread like this.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
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Advent calendar on 14:03 - Dec 1 with 1622 viewsDJack

Advent calendar on 13:59 - Dec 1 by Loyal

I've been counting the days for a thread like this.


Day, not days...It's the first!

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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Advent calendar on 14:04 - Dec 1 with 1624 viewsHighjack

Just opened my first window.


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Advent calendar on 14:09 - Dec 1 with 1613 viewsLoyal

Advent calendar on 14:03 - Dec 1 by DJack

Day, not days...It's the first!


One day you abuse me the next you talk to me, I feel like an abused partner in a window of hate, which one do I open ? What will your reaction be, will you love me tonight or steal my chocolate hole, like an advent calendar I am made of cardboard, throw holy water on me and I soften, piss on me it's the same.

Your bullying ways to take things day by day are killing me.
My only saving grace is that yesterdays window is empty like my heart.



Admit it posters I'm a fcking wordsmith and clearly poster of the year.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll: Who should be Swansea number 1

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Advent calendar on 14:28 - Dec 1 with 1588 viewsdickythorpe

Loyal, you mentioned Trevor Senior in another thread and now your Dylan Thomas-esque prose soothes my heart of a Saturday afternoon.
Mods!!!! Award this man the POTY now!!!!! NOW I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Advent calendar on 14:39 - Dec 1 with 1578 viewssainthelens

I've got a Jehovah's witness calendar. Every time you open a window it tells you to fck off.
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Advent calendar on 16:32 - Dec 1 with 1545 viewsWxmJax

The one I bought for the missus hasn't got any windows, just holes. That's the last time I buy an advent colander.

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Advent calendar on 17:30 - Dec 1 with 1502 viewsLoyal

Advent calendar on 14:28 - Dec 1 by dickythorpe

Loyal, you mentioned Trevor Senior in another thread and now your Dylan Thomas-esque prose soothes my heart of a Saturday afternoon.
Mods!!!! Award this man the POTY now!!!!! NOW I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Many of us travel unrewarded through life dicky, it's the way of the eagle, it soars and swoops like a relentless life form never realising it's true state.
Hold your words of support brother Pikey is near.

Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows. The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Poll: Who should be Swansea number 1

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Advent calendar on 17:46 - Dec 1 with 1488 viewsScottishEddie

With kids yea, not so much with middle aged me.

Poll: Stupidest Posterer of the Year

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Advent calendar on 17:49 - Dec 1 with 1484 viewsexiledclaseboy

Advent calendar on 17:46 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

With kids yea, not so much with middle aged me.


The wife and I have got one each. We don’t have kids mind. We got a doggy one for the dog as well. Go Christmas.

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Advent calendar on 17:55 - Dec 1 with 1477 viewsScottishEddie

Advent calendar on 17:49 - Dec 1 by exiledclaseboy

The wife and I have got one each. We don’t have kids mind. We got a doggy one for the dog as well. Go Christmas.


You just got them to justify eating chocolate everyday ;)

The worst thing was when your mum bought you one of those cheap ones with the shitty chocolate!

Got to be Cadbury’s!

Poll: Stupidest Posterer of the Year

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Advent calendar on 18:04 - Dec 1 with 1465 viewsexiledclaseboy

Advent calendar on 17:55 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

You just got them to justify eating chocolate everyday ;)

The worst thing was when your mum bought you one of those cheap ones with the shitty chocolate!

Got to be Cadbury’s!


The cheap ones with the rank chocolate are an abiding memory of growing up. Every f^cking year.

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Advent calendar on 18:07 - Dec 1 with 1458 viewsScottishEddie

Advent calendar on 18:04 - Dec 1 by exiledclaseboy

The cheap ones with the rank chocolate are an abiding memory of growing up. Every f^cking year.


Thats nothing, my Gran used to give me the same one every year, those ones with just the pictures and no chocolate, just close all the doors ready for next year :(

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Advent calendar on 18:08 - Dec 1 with 1456 viewsexiledclaseboy

Advent calendar on 18:07 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

Thats nothing, my Gran used to give me the same one every year, those ones with just the pictures and no chocolate, just close all the doors ready for next year :(


I feel your pain.

Poll: Tory leader

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Advent calendar on 19:17 - Dec 1 with 1428 viewsDJack

Advent calendar on 14:09 - Dec 1 by Loyal

One day you abuse me the next you talk to me, I feel like an abused partner in a window of hate, which one do I open ? What will your reaction be, will you love me tonight or steal my chocolate hole, like an advent calendar I am made of cardboard, throw holy water on me and I soften, piss on me it's the same.

Your bullying ways to take things day by day are killing me.
My only saving grace is that yesterdays window is empty like my heart.



Admit it posters I'm a fcking wordsmith and clearly poster of the year.


...Step away from the mescaline!


It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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Advent calendar on 20:40 - Dec 1 with 1398 viewsJohnw102

Got mine!
[Post edited 1 Dec 2018 20:40]

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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Advent calendar on 20:50 - Dec 1 with 1390 viewsScottishEddie

Advent calendar on 20:40 - Dec 1 by Johnw102

Got mine!
[Post edited 1 Dec 2018 20:40]


That was meant to be an up arrow but theres a massive banner in the way

Poll: Stupidest Posterer of the Year

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Advent calendar on 20:58 - Dec 1 with 1380 viewsDJack

Advent calendar on 20:50 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

That was meant to be an up arrow but theres a massive banner in the way


I've balanced it out for you.

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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Advent calendar on 22:36 - Dec 1 with 1357 viewsJohnw102

Advent calendar on 20:50 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

That was meant to be an up arrow but theres a massive banner in the way


So where's my arrow now?

Never knew getting old would happen so quick!

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Advent calendar on 23:58 - Dec 1 with 1321 viewsTNT

Advent calendar on 17:55 - Dec 1 by ScottishEddie

You just got them to justify eating chocolate everyday ;)

The worst thing was when your mum bought you one of those cheap ones with the shitty chocolate!

Got to be Cadbury’s!


Imagine people's disappointment this morning when they opened their 'Celebrations' calendar, to find a fkn bounty.

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Advent calendar on 13:28 - Dec 2 with 1233 viewsHighjack

Day two opened.


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Advent calendar on 14:38 - Dec 2 with 1210 viewsjacktar

Advent calendar on 18:04 - Dec 1 by exiledclaseboy

The cheap ones with the rank chocolate are an abiding memory of growing up. Every f^cking year.


I bet you can't wait for the selection box in your Christmas stocking ecb.

We shouldn't all be tarred with the same brush you know!

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Advent calendar on 16:58 - Dec 2 with 1173 viewswaynekerr55

Advent calendar on 14:04 - Dec 1 by Highjack

Just opened my first window.




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Advent calendar on 20:30 - Dec 2 with 1126 viewsScottishEddie

Advent calendar on 23:58 - Dec 1 by TNT

Imagine people's disappointment this morning when they opened their 'Celebrations' calendar, to find a fkn bounty.


F*cking hate Bounty’s!

I haven’t got one yet, I’ll buy one next week when the price is down!

Poll: Stupidest Posterer of the Year

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Advent calendar on 20:42 - Dec 2 with 1119 viewsLeonWasGod

Advent calendar on 20:40 - Dec 1 by Johnw102

Got mine!
[Post edited 1 Dec 2018 20:40]


You can get real beer ones.


We’ve got an advent candle - dead posh.
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