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A Joke 19:25 - Jan 9 with 3201 viewsstevethejack

Steve Lovell, Neil Warnock, Mike Flynn & Graham Potter walk into the pub, Graham Potter goes to the bar, buys 4 pints and takes them over to the table where the other men are sat.

Next up is Neil Warnock to the bar, buys 4 pints, takes the drinks over and sits down with the rest.

Mike Flynn is next at the bar, buys four pints and takes the drinks over.

Steve Lovell goes to the bar, comes back and gives a pint each to Mike Flynn and Graham Potter, also having one himself.

Neil Warnock pipes up "Where's my drink?"

Steve Lovell replies, "Sorry Neil, you're not in the fourth round!"
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A Joke on 13:06 - Jan 10 with 839 viewsraynor94

A Joke on 09:53 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Haters going to hate Dicky, my friend. Of course having met you, you know what I am really like, trouble is, people on here these days, really don't get it.


Exactly, sadly this board has lost its sense of humour over the last few years, far to serious these days.

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A Joke on 13:08 - Jan 10 with 835 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 13:06 - Jan 10 by raynor94

Exactly, sadly this board has lost its sense of humour over the last few years, far to serious these days.


I'm trawling through your posts to find something remotely humerous....I'll let you know.
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A Joke on 13:08 - Jan 10 with 835 viewsTaliesin

Thank you for the joke STJ i thought it quite amusing, but then I can take a joke as being just that, a joke.

In the same I way I can happily sing about Swansea being 'the greatest team in football, the world has ever seen', when I realise that they are not.

Sometimes suspension of reality is a good thing!
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A Joke on 13:09 - Jan 10 with 826 viewsJackfath

Ah clever. I never said that - did I.

Everyone knows what you are insinuating in your previous post. Easy when someone else joins in too.

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A Joke on 13:16 - Jan 10 with 812 viewsraynor94

A Joke on 13:08 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

I'm trawling through your posts to find something remotely humerous....I'll let you know.


Well, that won't take long, they are few and far between these days.

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A Joke on 13:17 - Jan 10 with 806 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 13:16 - Jan 10 by raynor94

Well, that won't take long, they are few and far between these days.


I wonder why that is?

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A Joke on 13:27 - Jan 10 with 797 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 12:53 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

A bully as well as a homophobe.


Care to explain??
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A Joke on 13:29 - Jan 10 with 788 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 13:27 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Care to explain??


Bullying Dwight.

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A Joke on 13:30 - Jan 10 with 786 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 13:29 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Bullying Dwight.


Jesus wept JF.
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A Joke on 13:32 - Jan 10 with 776 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 13:30 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Jesus wept JF.


Know his state of mind do you?

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A Joke on 13:39 - Jan 10 with 771 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 13:32 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Know his state of mind do you?


Judging by the drivel he posts, we can only guess. Don't play the mind games/mental health card buddy...if you are going down that road then this site may as well close down. I actually quite enjoy your posts, always thought you liked a giggle. But if we are going down the nanny state route....there's no hope.
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A Joke on 13:55 - Jan 10 with 749 viewsGlyn1

I thought that this was a joke but apparently it isn't.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jan/10/bricks-dont-usually-roll-welsh-t

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A Joke on 14:20 - Jan 10 with 718 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 13:39 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Judging by the drivel he posts, we can only guess. Don't play the mind games/mental health card buddy...if you are going down that road then this site may as well close down. I actually quite enjoy your posts, always thought you liked a giggle. But if we are going down the nanny state route....there's no hope.


Let's all just forget this happened and move on.

I hope you're ok Dwight.

Edit. StevetheJack's fault for spending precious minutes writing that absolutely sockingly bad and unfunny "joke".
[Post edited 10 Jan 2019 14:48]

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A Joke on 15:21 - Jan 10 with 698 viewsHumpty

A Joke on 07:18 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Some good old fashioned homophobia from the hoolies in this thread. Great stuff.


Which post was homophobic?
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A Joke on 16:09 - Jan 10 with 670 viewsTreforys_Jack

A Joke on 15:21 - Jan 10 by Humpty

Which post was homophobic?


None but that doesn't get in the way mun. Do keep up.
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A Joke on 16:21 - Jan 10 with 666 viewsHumpty

A Joke on 16:09 - Jan 10 by Treforys_Jack

None but that doesn't get in the way mun. Do keep up.


Seems like.
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A Joke on 09:00 - Jan 12 with 453 viewsItchySphincter

Leave the uphill gardeners alone!!! This is a Colin W@nker appreciation thread!

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