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A Joke 19:25 - Jan 9 with 2670 viewsstevethejack

Steve Lovell, Neil Warnock, Mike Flynn & Graham Potter walk into the pub, Graham Potter goes to the bar, buys 4 pints and takes them over to the table where the other men are sat.

Next up is Neil Warnock to the bar, buys 4 pints, takes the drinks over and sits down with the rest.

Mike Flynn is next at the bar, buys four pints and takes the drinks over.

Steve Lovell goes to the bar, comes back and gives a pint each to Mike Flynn and Graham Potter, also having one himself.

Neil Warnock pipes up "Where's my drink?"

Steve Lovell replies, "Sorry Neil, you're not in the fourth round!"

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A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 with 1946 viewsDwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]

We would be comfortably mid table with Joe Allen and Brendan Rodgers
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A Joke on 19:42 - Jan 9 with 1912 viewsAndy1300

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]


Not for long, besides thats not part of the joke.

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A Joke on 20:04 - Jan 9 with 1846 viewsjacabertawe

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]



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A Joke on 20:08 - Jan 9 with 1814 viewsGaryjack

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]


I bet it's a right riot down the pub when you rock up!
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A Joke on 20:24 - Jan 9 with 1773 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]


Have you ever kissed a girl?
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A Joke on 20:27 - Jan 9 with 1758 viewspencoedjack

A Joke on 20:24 - Jan 9 by sainthelens

Have you ever kissed a girl?


I reckon him & Jackfath speak on a regular basis
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A Joke on 20:32 - Jan 9 with 1742 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 20:27 - Jan 9 by pencoedjack

I reckon him & Jackfath speak on a regular basis


Is that the term these days? I'm old school me...was always called courting.
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A Joke on 20:33 - Jan 9 with 1733 viewsDarran

So Neil Warnock was in the 2nd round but not the 4th round?

Makes sense to someone I suppose.

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A Joke on 20:45 - Jan 9 with 1676 viewsgrabsplatter

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]


Lighten up & have a day off 😴
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A Joke on 21:01 - Jan 9 with 1625 viewshammy

A Joke on 19:35 - Jan 9 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

Neil's in the English Premier League.
[Post edited 9 Jan 19:36]


True, but he's not in the fourth round …

C'mon Bony shoot !!!!

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A Joke on 21:14 - Jan 9 with 1584 viewsLoyal

A Joke on 21:01 - Jan 9 by hammy

True, but he's not in the fourth round …


He did well to get them in to the third round.

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A Joke on 07:18 - Jan 10 with 1317 viewsJackfath

Some good old fashioned homophobia from the hoolies in this thread. Great stuff.

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A Joke on 08:09 - Jan 10 with 1281 viewsFireboy2

A Joke on 07:18 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Some good old fashioned homophobia from the hoolies in this thread. Great stuff.


Has Penc touched a nerve by any chance JF?

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A Joke on 08:12 - Jan 10 with 1276 viewsdickythorpe

ChrisR was the joke man on here. Where is he nowadays?

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A Joke on 09:40 - Jan 10 with 1187 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 08:09 - Jan 10 by Fireboy2

Has Penc touched a nerve by any chance JF?


Good Lord no. It takes threats of calling my bosses, threats to have a slap, threats to seek me out, threats to give me a kicking to touch my nerves on here. Luckily these have diminished over the recent months.

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A Joke on 09:46 - Jan 10 with 1175 viewsdickythorpe

A Joke on 09:40 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Good Lord no. It takes threats of calling my bosses, threats to have a slap, threats to seek me out, threats to give me a kicking to touch my nerves on here. Luckily these have diminished over the recent months.


Indeed Fathy, how you fought against the abuse you received was the shining light of this forum during a very, very dark period for Planet Swans.
The price of popularity on the Internet Fath.

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A Joke on 09:53 - Jan 10 with 1155 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 09:46 - Jan 10 by dickythorpe

Indeed Fathy, how you fought against the abuse you received was the shining light of this forum during a very, very dark period for Planet Swans.
The price of popularity on the Internet Fath.


Haters going to hate Dicky, my friend. Of course having met you, you know what I am really like, trouble is, people on here these days, really don't get it.

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A Joke on 12:46 - Jan 10 with 1031 viewsDwightYorkeSuperstar

A Joke on 09:40 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

Good Lord no. It takes threats of calling my bosses, threats to have a slap, threats to seek me out, threats to give me a kicking to touch my nerves on here. Luckily these have diminished over the recent months.


I'm confident a quick call and subsequent email to the club with proof of homophobia towards fellow football supporters would result in the swift suspension of any season tickets and a lengthy ban.

We would be comfortably mid table with Joe Allen and Brendan Rodgers
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A Joke on 12:52 - Jan 10 with 1019 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 12:46 - Jan 10 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

I'm confident a quick call and subsequent email to the club with proof of homophobia towards fellow football supporters would result in the swift suspension of any season tickets and a lengthy ban.


Plenty on here think your a fckn idiot....feel free to tell em that.
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A Joke on 12:53 - Jan 10 with 1011 viewsJackfath

A Joke on 12:52 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Plenty on here think your a fckn idiot....feel free to tell em that.


A bully as well as a homophobe.

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A Joke on 12:54 - Jan 10 with 1008 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 12:53 - Jan 10 by Jackfath

A bully as well as a homophobe.


And your proof of homophobia is ....where ?
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A Joke on 12:59 - Jan 10 with 990 viewsDwightYorkeSuperstar

A Joke on 12:52 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Plenty on here think your a fckn idiot....feel free to tell em that.


I'm not going to call anybody on here an idiot. I am sure they are aware that homophobia, racism and other forms of discrimination would result in an immediate suspension and banning from future matches as well.

As we have seen over the past 12-18 months, you do not have to be guilty of discrimination in a stadium to be banned. It could be on a tube (Chelsea), in a tweet (Spurs) and I am sure there are other examples as well.

We would be comfortably mid table with Joe Allen and Brendan Rodgers
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A Joke on 13:00 - Jan 10 with 985 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 12:59 - Jan 10 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

I'm not going to call anybody on here an idiot. I am sure they are aware that homophobia, racism and other forms of discrimination would result in an immediate suspension and banning from future matches as well.

As we have seen over the past 12-18 months, you do not have to be guilty of discrimination in a stadium to be banned. It could be on a tube (Chelsea), in a tweet (Spurs) and I am sure there are other examples as well.


Ad previous, post examples of homophobia and I'll apologise, until then take your head out of your arse.
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A Joke on 13:02 - Jan 10 with 982 viewsDwightYorkeSuperstar

A Joke on 13:00 - Jan 10 by sainthelens

Ad previous, post examples of homophobia and I'll apologise, until then take your head out of your arse.


I never accused you of being homophobic or of any forms of discrimination.

We would be comfortably mid table with Joe Allen and Brendan Rodgers
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A Joke on 13:03 - Jan 10 with 976 viewssainthelens

A Joke on 13:02 - Jan 10 by DwightYorkeSuperstar

I never accused you of being homophobic or of any forms of discrimination.


Fine, I await the same reply from JF.
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