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Put me on a raft and send me down the Wye. That's fine by me
Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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When u die do you want to be... on 23:46 - Jan 10 with 1679 views
I’d like to be buried at sea, either off the Gower or West Pembrokeshire Coast, I’ve been feeding on fish most of my life, it would be nice to give something back.
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When u die do you want to be... on 00:55 - Jan 11 with 1646 views
I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.
‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
When u die do you want to be... on 08:09 - Jan 11 by ItchySphincter
Sorry to hear about you Mam Bryn butt.
I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.
Me as wel.
Why waste £100's of pounds on a veneered plywood box that gets burnt to ashes?
When u die do you want to be... on 08:09 - Jan 11 by ItchySphincter
Sorry to hear about you Mam Bryn butt.
I was thinking about this other day as I was waking past the co-op funeral parlour and there was an ad for preparing for your funeral - I remember thinking, I hope I die happy and if my family didn’t mind I’d be quite happy for then to stick me on the cheapest of cardboard coffins and get me in the oven post-haste. I don’t much fancy being kept in an urn either, scoop me up and chuck it in the wind, job done.
Seriously all available mate. Better to do now while (hopefully) there are no pressing issues. After the f*****g shit year I had last year, I've put all my affairs in order, even though I hope to see many years yet
"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain
Sincere condolences brynnie, both parents now gone, being an ex Matelot would love a burial at sea, however hopefully I'll reach retirement age and get my lumper from my pension so will pay for the cheapest available, so no one has to find the cash for it why waste money to be burnt to a crisp.
If had my way they could just chuck me on a bonfire
[Post edited 11 Jan 2019 12:21]
The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though
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When u die do you want to be... on 13:38 - Jan 11 with 1323 views
One of my first ever full time jobs (After school/college etc) was working for the local undertaker, I worked there for 3 and half years and was probably without doubt one of the best jobs I ever did, whilst give giving a reality of how precious your time on this planet is and how quickly that hour clock passes without you realising. All the hours wound you, the last one kills... No two days were ever the same and sadly see things that most people will never get to see. Whether it be car crashes, murders, kids, babies and elderly sadly who had died alone. But the satiscfaction I got from assisting the families during this difficult time and doing a good job is like no other. Plus you have do have a dark sense of humour, especially when things didn't go to plan. 3 funerals per day, sometimes 4, so plenty of scope for cock ups!
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When u die do you want to be... on 23:02 - Jan 11 with 1173 views
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