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First world annoyances 23:27 - Mar 28 with 4045 viewsVincent_Vega

What would class as such a thing these days

An establishment/business with no complimentary WiFi?

Drivers dithering at junctions/traffic lights?

Fake news? And other sound bites

What’s the general consensus?

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First world annoyances on 23:47 - Mar 28 with 1880 viewsGlossolalia

Traffic lights at roundabouts in the middle of the night. Utter, utter stupidity. In fact, doubly pointless. I will admit to jumping red lights frequently in the night. After all, junctions and roundabouts are designed, ostensibly, without traffic lights. The idea of idling there as precisely nobody passes through the adjacent green light is incredibly irksome.
Too much red tape on our roads; it's insulting and ruins the driving experience.
[Post edited 28 Mar 2019 23:53]
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First world annoyances on 23:53 - Mar 28 with 1873 viewsVincent_Vega

First world annoyances on 23:47 - Mar 28 by Glossolalia

Traffic lights at roundabouts in the middle of the night. Utter, utter stupidity. In fact, doubly pointless. I will admit to jumping red lights frequently in the night. After all, junctions and roundabouts are designed, ostensibly, without traffic lights. The idea of idling there as precisely nobody passes through the adjacent green light is incredibly irksome.
Too much red tape on our roads; it's insulting and ruins the driving experience.
[Post edited 28 Mar 2019 23:53]


Yes good one

Also while in the subject of driving. People who pull out in front of you forcing you to brake then go a full 5 to 10mph under the limit for no reason at all. I know it’s a limit not a target but come on!

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First world annoyances on 00:14 - Mar 29 with 1851 viewsGlossolalia

Yes Vincent, and as these people should know, pulling out and causing another driver to brake is a fail on a driving test. So not only a pain in the ass, but officially a big no-no!
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First world annoyances on 01:47 - Mar 29 with 1831 viewsJack123

Definitely drivers dawdling at traffic lights, when they decide to go about 15mph, and you just know!! the lights are going to change, and you will be stuck there, for another 5 mins.. One of my newest annoyances is speed pads, when the driver in front goes over them slower than a fcking tortoise.. Speed pads are ferk all, easily negotiable , you swear they were going over the ferkas that used to be up in Cwmdu, by b and m, old swans shop, now they were harsh. Thankfully removed now.

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First world annoyances on 05:31 - Mar 29 with 1782 viewssquarebear

My alarm clock thought it was 1984 so switched to British Summer Time on Tuesday, meaning I got up an hour too soon on Wednesday (and Thursday, because I forgot to change it back).
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First world annoyances on 06:09 - Mar 29 with 1768 viewsLeonWasGod

First world annoyances on 23:47 - Mar 28 by Glossolalia

Traffic lights at roundabouts in the middle of the night. Utter, utter stupidity. In fact, doubly pointless. I will admit to jumping red lights frequently in the night. After all, junctions and roundabouts are designed, ostensibly, without traffic lights. The idea of idling there as precisely nobody passes through the adjacent green light is incredibly irksome.
Too much red tape on our roads; it's insulting and ruins the driving experience.
[Post edited 28 Mar 2019 23:53]


Traffic lights on roundabouts full stop. As you say, they roundabouts are there to serve the same purpose as the lights.
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First world annoyances on 06:24 - Mar 29 with 1762 viewsdickythorpe

Self service tills. "Unexpected item in bagging area"

ITS THE FECKING ITEM I'M TRYING TO BUY FFS!!! IS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????????
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First world annoyances on 06:27 - Mar 29 with 1759 viewsBrynmill_Jack

First world annoyances on 06:24 - Mar 29 by dickythorpe

Self service tills. "Unexpected item in bagging area"

ITS THE FECKING ITEM I'M TRYING TO BUY FFS!!! IS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????????


This, with bells on

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First world annoyances on 06:42 - Mar 29 with 1745 viewsBrynCartwright

Built-in obsolescence in electrical goods

Plastic packaging, especially packaging that can only be opened by piercing with a knife, and difficult to open bags on a roll in supermarkets.

The exorbitant cost of razor blades....WTF?

Dog-shit in public places and the lazy bastard, bell-end owners of those dogs.

Cat-shit on my lawns and flower beds.

Chemtrails in an otherwise perfectly blue sky.

The high-pitched din of cross-country motorbike engines.

Drivers that do not indicate their thanks when you wait for them coming the other way or when you let them out of junctions.

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First world annoyances on 07:38 - Mar 29 with 1719 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 06:24 - Mar 29 by dickythorpe

Self service tills. "Unexpected item in bagging area"

ITS THE FECKING ITEM I'M TRYING TO BUY FFS!!! IS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????????


It should be something amusing like “that salad isn’t for you is it, you fat bastard” or helpful “American Budweiser? Put it back, you daft twàt”.
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First world annoyances on 07:38 - Mar 29 with 1722 viewslifelong

Priority queues at airports.
Drivers vape smoking in the car in front with the window open.
Politicians.
People who start every sentence with the word ‘so’.
Litter louts.
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First world annoyances on 07:42 - Mar 29 with 1715 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 07:38 - Mar 29 by lifelong

Priority queues at airports.
Drivers vape smoking in the car in front with the window open.
Politicians.
People who start every sentence with the word ‘so’.
Litter louts.


“People who start every sentence with the word ‘so’”

People who say “essackly”.

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First world annoyances on 07:47 - Mar 29 with 1704 viewsMrSwerve

First world annoyances on 07:42 - Mar 29 by WarwickHunt

“People who start every sentence with the word ‘so’”

People who say “essackly”.

[Post edited 29 Mar 2019 7:43]


People who ‘arks’ a question.

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First world annoyances on 08:39 - Mar 29 with 1677 viewsVincent_Vega

First world annoyances on 07:47 - Mar 29 by MrSwerve

People who ‘arks’ a question.


Absolo bloody lutly

Another one. EE and Sky sticking on annual price increases. Greedy Fcuks

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First world annoyances on 08:43 - Mar 29 with 1669 viewscontroversial_jack

First world annoyances on 08:39 - Mar 29 by Vincent_Vega

Absolo bloody lutly

Another one. EE and Sky sticking on annual price increases. Greedy Fcuks


People who start sentences with , " at the end of the day"!
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First world annoyances on 08:43 - Mar 29 with 1669 viewsdna

Thought it was just me with the 'SO' thing, annoys the hell out of me.

Cyclists!!!

1)If they put a bit of lycra on, they think cycle tracks are 'out of bounds'
2)They think they don't have to observe traffic lights.


I could go on & on!!!
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First world annoyances on 09:01 - Mar 29 with 1659 viewsLeonWasGod

First world annoyances on 08:43 - Mar 29 by controversial_jack

People who start sentences with , " at the end of the day"!


So, at the end of the day, I find that, er, like, annoying too innit.
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First world annoyances on 09:51 - Mar 29 with 1630 viewsWarwickHunt

First world annoyances on 09:01 - Mar 29 by LeonWasGod

So, at the end of the day, I find that, er, like, annoying too innit.


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No, I don't - I'm not a fûcking mindreader.
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First world annoyances on 10:28 - Mar 29 with 1614 viewsJoe_bradshaw

First world annoyances on 06:24 - Mar 29 by dickythorpe

Self service tills. "Unexpected item in bagging area"

ITS THE FECKING ITEM I'M TRYING TO BUY FFS!!! IS IT THAT UNEXPECTED????????


You shouldn’t have eaten half of it before you got to the till, Dicky.

Have an up arrow.

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First world annoyances on 11:51 - Mar 29 with 1567 viewstheloneranger

People who start their sentences with ...

"To be honest with you" ... Fvck Off you lying Cvnt!!

"Well, Actually" ... You Condescending Cvnt!!

"This may sound stupid" ... It does, you thick Cvnt!!

"Look, I know how you feel" ... Are you a Fvcking Mindreader??

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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First world annoyances on 12:52 - Mar 29 with 1538 viewsNeath_Jack

You lot need to get some Valium down your Gregory's, and chill out.

Imagine having to press the brakes on your car, how traumatising! Or even worse, stopping at a red light traffic signal.

Leave earlier, take in your surroundings, and put some Mozart on the wireless .

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First world annoyances on 14:51 - Mar 29 with 1484 viewsHighjack

Radio stations playing manic Monday or I don’t like Mondays when it’s obviously Friday.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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First world annoyances on 15:21 - Mar 29 with 1472 viewsGroo

First world annoyances on 23:53 - Mar 28 by Vincent_Vega

Yes good one

Also while in the subject of driving. People who pull out in front of you forcing you to brake then go a full 5 to 10mph under the limit for no reason at all. I know it’s a limit not a target but come on!


That’s a national sport in Canada

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First world annoyances on 16:26 - Mar 29 with 1443 viewsGreatBritton

First world annoyances on 07:42 - Mar 29 by WarwickHunt

“People who start every sentence with the word ‘so’”

People who say “essackly”.

[Post edited 29 Mar 2019 7:43]


Also the increasingly prevalent starting of an utterance with "yes, no..."
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First world annoyances on 17:22 - Mar 29 with 1431 viewsNogginthenog

"Can I Get"

As in "Can I get a burger please".

Yes well go on then go and get it.
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