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If anyone needs me 17:09 - Apr 16 with 2907 viewsDarran

I’ll be down the pub with my older brother Rob.



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If anyone needs me on 17:14 - Apr 16 with 2488 viewsMuteswan

Don’t get too close he might Plant one on you. 😉
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If anyone needs me on 17:19 - Apr 16 with 2463 viewsmonmouth

Ah, I always thought the Dazman was easily led.

Damn, I saw RP was coming to Monmouth, and then forgot all about it. Damn.

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If anyone needs me on 17:21 - Apr 16 with 2455 viewsWarwickHunt

By the look on his face, Percy's copping a feel there...


Mud-sha - sha - shark...
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If anyone needs me on 18:53 - Apr 16 with 2348 viewsbuilthjack

They couldn't be the scissor sisters

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If anyone needs me on 18:58 - Apr 16 with 2328 viewsItchySphincter

If anyone needs me on 18:53 - Apr 16 by builthjack

They couldn't be the scissor sisters

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He looks pleased to see you Dazzler.

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If anyone needs me on 19:04 - Apr 16 with 2320 viewsdickythorpe

Carmarthen at a standstill, 2 legends at the Lyric
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If anyone needs me on 19:29 - Apr 16 with 2279 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 18:58 - Apr 16 by ItchySphincter

He looks pleased to see you Dazzler.


Obviously.

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If anyone needs me on 19:34 - Apr 16 with 2269 viewssainthelens

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If anyone needs me on 19:49 - Apr 16 with 2241 viewsBanosswan

'Older'

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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If anyone needs me on 20:06 - Apr 16 with 2220 viewsCooperman

Crikey, you've been a busy man recently with all this gig malarkey.

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If anyone needs me on 21:26 - Apr 16 with 2121 viewsbuilthjack

He often stops for a pint in The Wheelwrights, Erwood. His dog usually has a lie down in front of the fire.

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If anyone needs me on 23:04 - Apr 16 with 2035 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 19:49 - Apr 16 by Banosswan

'Older'


Prick.

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If anyone needs me on 23:10 - Apr 16 with 2024 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 17:19 - Apr 16 by monmouth

Ah, I always thought the Dazman was easily led.

Damn, I saw RP was coming to Monmouth, and then forgot all about it. Damn.


That’s tomorrow.

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If anyone needs me on 06:01 - Apr 17 with 1935 viewsDr_Winston

"Oh Christ. This is that weirdo Cheap Trick warned me about..."

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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If anyone needs me on 11:41 - Apr 17 with 1815 viewsJack_y_Jwc

Did you go to the gig last Darran - it was good I thought, although he should have let the female singer sing a bit more than she did, she had a nice voice.

The support were terrible, it was like something from Pheonix Nights.

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If anyone needs me on 11:50 - Apr 17 with 1808 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 11:41 - Apr 17 by Jack_y_Jwc

Did you go to the gig last Darran - it was good I thought, although he should have let the female singer sing a bit more than she did, she had a nice voice.

The support were terrible, it was like something from Pheonix Nights.


Yes I did and I agree with everything you’ve said and the support were shocking it was as if they ere there as a joke.

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If anyone needs me on 12:05 - Apr 17 with 1792 viewskrunchykarrot

Every time i spoke to him some time back he always asked after the late great Gary Pickford Hopkins . A normal legend if there is such a thing.
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If anyone needs me on 12:10 - Apr 17 with 1788 viewsCountyJim

F uck me!! If hes your older brother you must have had a massive paper round
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If anyone needs me on 17:51 - Apr 17 with 1695 viewsDarran

If anyone’s interested.(if you’re not fuçk off)

So we bump into Robert Plant with his mate and had a conversation about Wolves fuçkingi the semi final up.
Then he said where are you from?

RP: Where are you from?
Me: Neath.
RP: I went to a ballroom near there once.
Me: Wasn’t The Ritz was it?
RP: Yes that’s it The Ritz in Skewen.

Half way through the night he speaks to the crowd,says “I was talking to a guy from Neath outside earlier and it reminded me of the time I played the Ritz Ballroom in Skewen,what great night that was,played the gig,had a fight,grabbed a bag of chips and went home.”

He then tells everyone that he played the Glen Ballroom in Llanelli once, he said “we were supposed to be supporting Jeff Beck but Jeff didn’t turn up so we had to do two sets but it was ok because we got paid twice.”

True story. 😂

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If anyone needs me on 11:54 - Apr 18 with 1542 viewskrunchykarrot

If anyone needs me on 17:51 - Apr 17 by Darran

If anyone’s interested.(if you’re not fuçk off)

So we bump into Robert Plant with his mate and had a conversation about Wolves fuçkingi the semi final up.
Then he said where are you from?

RP: Where are you from?
Me: Neath.
RP: I went to a ballroom near there once.
Me: Wasn’t The Ritz was it?
RP: Yes that’s it The Ritz in Skewen.

Half way through the night he speaks to the crowd,says “I was talking to a guy from Neath outside earlier and it reminded me of the time I played the Ritz Ballroom in Skewen,what great night that was,played the gig,had a fight,grabbed a bag of chips and went home.”

He then tells everyone that he played the Glen Ballroom in Llanelli once, he said “we were supposed to be supporting Jeff Beck but Jeff didn’t turn up so we had to do two sets but it was ok because we got paid twice.”

True story. 😂


Yes as i said a great guy spent many a hour talking football and music. His stories about Rockfield were hysterical.
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If anyone needs me on 18:49 - Apr 18 with 1458 viewsAlberto_Swinglehurst

Apologies. Who are the two gents in the photo?
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If anyone needs me on 19:03 - Apr 18 with 1447 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

I've just realised I missed the point here.....why would anyone need Darran?



PS Robert before meeting Darren, that was some drinking session!

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If anyone needs me on 19:30 - Apr 18 with 1423 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 18:49 - Apr 18 by Alberto_Swinglehurst

Apologies. Who are the two gents in the photo?


Who the fuçk are you? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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If anyone needs me on 20:45 - Apr 18 with 1369 viewsLeonWasGod

What a lucky bastard. I bet it’s not every day Rob gets to meet a PS legend.
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If anyone needs me on 11:10 - Apr 19 with 1283 viewsDarran

If anyone needs me on 20:45 - Apr 18 by LeonWasGod

What a lucky bastard. I bet it’s not every day Rob gets to meet a PS legend.


Indeed. 🤣

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