| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. 22:46 - May 22 with 1330 views | BrynCartwright |
I have recently come into my inheritance and have acquired a mid Atlantic volcanic island. Am in need of engineers to build a subterranean monorail that will transport astronauts from one location to another. Anyone know anyone that can help?
I am also in need of gormless, feckless fellows happy to wear a jumpsuit uniform and carry around AKs and look menacing.
Also looking for guys who can get me some sharks and piranhas.
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 00:38 - May 23 with 1245 views | DJack |
You forgot the frikking lasers! |  |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 08:20 - May 23 with 1132 views | Vincent_Vega |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 09:42 - May 23 with 1070 views | sherpajacob |
I'd like to apply please.
I'm currently employed on the Star ship enterprise as a junior crewman. I've been selected by the Captain to accompany him, the ships doctor and science officer to be in a party teleported down to a previously undiscovered planet. This is a great honour and opportunity and will give me lots of the valuable experience you require.
I will be in contact again on my return. [Post edited 23 May 2019 9:43]
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:06 - May 23 with 1017 views | WarwickHunt |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:27 - May 23 with 1004 views | Joe_bradshaw |
No room for any busty beauties?
Count me out. |  |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 12:10 - May 23 with 965 views | DJack |
| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:27 - May 23 by Joe_bradshaw |
No room for any busty beauties?
Count me out. |
I never knew you were a busty beauty! Got any pics?! | |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 12:55 - May 23 with 933 views | vetchonian |
Why waste your inheritance on such frivolaties why not buy a football club instead...I could put you in touch with a couple of Yanks who may be interested in selling one......at the right price of course! [Post edited 23 May 2019 12:55]
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 22:17 - May 23 with 830 views | Banosswan |
You need this guy |  |
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| Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 09:10 - May 25 with 649 views | NotLoyal |
Will you be accepting applications from cùnts ? |  |
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