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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. 22:46 - May 22 with 1151 viewsBrynCartwright

I have recently come into my inheritance and have acquired a mid Atlantic volcanic island. Am in need of engineers to build a subterranean monorail that will transport astronauts from one location to another. Anyone know anyone that can help?

I am also in need of gormless, feckless fellows happy to wear a jumpsuit uniform and carry around AKs and look menacing.

Also looking for guys who can get me some sharks and piranhas.

Many Thanks.

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 00:38 - May 23 with 1066 viewsDJack

You forgot the frikking lasers!

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 08:20 - May 23 with 953 viewsVincent_Vega


Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 09:42 - May 23 with 891 viewssherpajacob

I'd like to apply please.

I'm currently employed on the Star ship enterprise as a junior crewman. I've been selected by the Captain to accompany him, the ships doctor and science officer to be in a party teleported down to a previously undiscovered planet. This is a great honour and opportunity and will give me lots of the valuable experience you require.

I will be in contact again on my return.
[Post edited 23 May 9:43]

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:06 - May 23 with 838 viewsWarwickHunt

Where's the nearest Waitrose?
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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:27 - May 23 with 825 viewsJoe_bradshaw

No room for any busty beauties?

Count me out.

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 12:10 - May 23 with 786 viewsDJack

Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 11:27 - May 23 by Joe_bradshaw

No room for any busty beauties?

Count me out.


I never knew you were a busty beauty! Got any pics?!

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 12:55 - May 23 with 754 viewsvetchonian

Why waste your inheritance on such frivolaties why not buy a football club instead...I could put you in touch with a couple of Yanks who may be interested in selling one......at the right price of course!
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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 22:17 - May 23 with 651 viewsBanosswan



You need this guy

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Wanted... Underground Monorail Engineers Required.. on 09:10 - May 25 with 470 viewsNotLoyal

Will you be accepting applications from cùnts ?

No I didn't invent the tit wÁnk you stupid fcking twát Oh ... Shhhhh, yes it's me, I think I really p1ssed that bloke from Aberdare off. Don't tell him.
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