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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden 13:43 - Jul 2 with 1283 viewstheloneranger

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breaking-body-falls-kenya-airways-17325985

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 13:51 - Jul 2 with 1261 viewsLohengrin


An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 14:50 - Jul 2 with 1200 viewsHighjack

It was the inflight food that killed him.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:09 - Jul 2 with 1106 viewsWarwickHunt

One landed in a garden about 400 yards from me a few years ago. Another one up the road in B&Q’s car park in Richmond.

Must have been frozen stiff.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:10 - Jul 2 with 1101 viewsDarran

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:09 - Jul 2 by WarwickHunt

One landed in a garden about 400 yards from me a few years ago. Another one up the road in B&Q’s car park in Richmond.

Must have been frozen stiff.


You’d think he’d have gone for Iceland’s car park in Richmond.

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:11 - Jul 2 with 1100 viewstheloneranger

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:09 - Jul 2 by WarwickHunt

One landed in a garden about 400 yards from me a few years ago. Another one up the road in B&Q’s car park in Richmond.

Must have been frozen stiff.


Perhaps they were aiming for Iceland

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:13 - Jul 2 with 1092 viewsWarwickHunt

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:10 - Jul 2 by Darran

You’d think he’d have gone for Iceland’s car park in Richmond.


There isn’t one.

It wasn’t that funny anyway.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:15 - Jul 2 with 1089 viewsWarwickHunt

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:11 - Jul 2 by theloneranger

Perhaps they were aiming for Iceland


John Thaw used to live in Chiswick.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:15 - Jul 2 with 1089 viewsDarran

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:11 - Jul 2 by theloneranger

Perhaps they were aiming for Iceland


Keep up mun.

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:17 - Jul 2 with 1077 viewslondonlisa2001

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:15 - Jul 2 by WarwickHunt

John Thaw used to live in Chiswick.


Sheila Hancock still does. See her sometimes in Chiswick House.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 18:29 - Jul 2 with 1008 viewsoldcob

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 17:17 - Jul 2 by londonlisa2001

Sheila Hancock still does. See her sometimes in Chiswick House.


Chiswick House. Good name for a bingo hall.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 19:20 - Jul 2 with 957 viewsHighjack

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 18:29 - Jul 2 by oldcob

Chiswick House. Good name for a bingo hall.


It’s also what they shout when they win.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 19:21 - Jul 2 with 956 viewssainthelens

If it was -60 degrees, the dull cvnt should have put an extra pair of socks on along with a nice silk scarf.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 19:48 - Jul 2 with 919 viewstheloneranger

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 19:21 - Jul 2 by sainthelens

If it was -60 degrees, the dull cvnt should have put an extra pair of socks on along with a nice silk scarf.


He was a tribute act for Ice Cube.

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 20:18 - Jul 2 with 888 viewsHighjack

He was only sitting on the wheel because there were no seats on the plane due to austerity and some scruffy old bloke was hogging the floor by the bogs.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 20:45 - Jul 2 with 864 viewshobo

RIP
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 00:28 - Jul 3 with 766 viewsjackrmee

So he clung on all the way from Kenya and then fell off the kunt just as they were coming into land?!
Or did he freeze to death half way across like?

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 00:46 - Jul 3 with 758 viewsHighjack

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 00:28 - Jul 3 by jackrmee

So he clung on all the way from Kenya and then fell off the kunt just as they were coming into land?!
Or did he freeze to death half way across like?


No he clung to the undercarriage and it could have been the -60 temperature, the lack of oxygen at that altitude or he could have been crushed when the undercarriage was lifted, or a combination of all three. Then when the undercarriage was lowered again over London his dead body fell out and the jetsam landed next to some unsuspecting sunbather.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 05:21 - Jul 3 with 707 viewswobbly

Big Swans Fan.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 08:33 - Jul 3 with 641 viewsWarwickHunt

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 05:21 - Jul 3 by wobbly

Big Swans Fan.


Considerably smaller now.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 09:39 - Jul 3 with 596 viewsHighjack

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 08:33 - Jul 3 by WarwickHunt

Considerably smaller now.


And flatter.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 10:02 - Jul 3 with 574 viewssainthelens

Either way, it was hell of a bet to lose.
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 10:16 - Jul 3 with 563 viewsCountyJim

Its very sad people are desperate

Serious question if the body had caused damage to your car or house would you be covered by insurance or is it class as an act of God
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Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 11:38 - Jul 3 with 530 viewsWarwickHunt

Stowaway falls off Kenya Airways plane on way to Heathrow and lands in garden on 10:16 - Jul 3 by CountyJim

Its very sad people are desperate

Serious question if the body had caused damage to your car or house would you be covered by insurance or is it class as an act of God


Not unless God was flying the plane.
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