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The lyric clinic. 09:48 - Aug 14 with 1205 viewsdickythorpe

Meatloaf's "I would do anything for love"

Now then when he says "but I won't do that"

What is the "that" that he is referring to?
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The lyric clinic. on 09:53 - Aug 14 with 1190 viewsBrynCartwright

Watch an entire episode of Mrs Browns Boys all the way through?

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The lyric clinic. on 09:53 - Aug 14 with 1189 viewsbluey_the_blue

Well, it certainly wan't plagiarism...
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The lyric clinic. on 10:36 - Aug 14 with 1154 viewstheloneranger

He wouldn't go Vegan
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The lyric clinic. on 10:39 - Aug 14 with 1151 viewsVincent_Vega

Put the toilet seat down.

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The lyric clinic. on 11:39 - Aug 14 with 1109 viewsBatterseajack

Cheer on an English win in a fictional pub in Llanelli
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The lyric clinic. on 12:04 - Aug 14 with 1090 viewsWarwickHunt

The lyric clinic. on 10:36 - Aug 14 by theloneranger

He wouldn't go Vegan


Didn’t want to have to change his name to Beetloaf.
Can’t say I blame him.
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The lyric clinic. on 12:40 - Aug 14 with 1055 viewsKerouac

Convert his pension pot to Euros.

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The lyric clinic. on 13:40 - Aug 14 with 1019 viewsElward

“I was with a very nice lady back then, but things got a bit boring in the bedroom department, and so she wanted to introduce a strap on and my reluctance to be penetrated by a foreign object launched one of the most romantic songs ever,” beamed Mr. Loaf.

“It was from my very rational horror at being propositioned in such a manner that I drew inspiration to muse on the meaning of love and how far one was willing to go for it,” added the singer.

“Once she heard the song, I’ll never forget it, she said ‘I get it now’ and that’s why she stopped walking around the house 24/7 wearing the diamond encrusted strap on,” Loaf concluded.
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The lyric clinic. on 21:00 - Aug 14 with 907 viewsBrynCartwright

..believe that the braying Sais at Twickers have an integral, fundamental right to sing the negro ritual "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" without inducing nausea and severe diaphramic convulsions amongst their rival supporters.

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The lyric clinic. on 21:33 - Aug 14 with 888 viewsWarwickHunt

The lyric clinic. on 13:40 - Aug 14 by Elward

“I was with a very nice lady back then, but things got a bit boring in the bedroom department, and so she wanted to introduce a strap on and my reluctance to be penetrated by a foreign object launched one of the most romantic songs ever,” beamed Mr. Loaf.

“It was from my very rational horror at being propositioned in such a manner that I drew inspiration to muse on the meaning of love and how far one was willing to go for it,” added the singer.

“Once she heard the song, I’ll never forget it, she said ‘I get it now’ and that’s why she stopped walking around the house 24/7 wearing the diamond encrusted strap on,” Loaf concluded.


Peggy?
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The lyric clinic. on 21:54 - Aug 14 with 871 viewssainthelens

He wouldn't pay Nantes either.
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The lyric clinic. on 03:43 - Aug 15 with 796 viewswobbly

"Screwing around".

He tells you in the song, mun.
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The lyric clinic. on 05:36 - Aug 15 with 784 viewsBrynmill_Jack

The lyric clinic. on 03:43 - Aug 15 by wobbly

"Screwing around".

He tells you in the song, mun.


No. That’s just another thing he won’t do.

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The lyric clinic. on 09:43 - Aug 15 with 720 viewsHighjack

The lyric clinic. on 03:43 - Aug 15 by wobbly

"Screwing around".

He tells you in the song, mun.


Is the correct and obvious answer.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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The lyric clinic. on 09:46 - Aug 15 with 714 viewsdickythorpe

The lyric clinic. on 09:43 - Aug 15 by Highjack

Is the correct and obvious answer.


It's too obvious though Highjack.
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The lyric clinic. on 20:59 - Aug 15 with 611 viewsBrynCartwright

...be excited about the imminent return of Strictly Come Dancing ( and interminable stories relating to this years Strictly 'curse' ).

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The lyric clinic. on 21:11 - Aug 15 with 597 viewsHighjack

“So what is "that"? "It's the line before every chorus," explained Loaf. "There's nine of them, I think. The problem lies because Jimmy likes to write, so you forget what the line was before you get to 'I won't do that.'" (Some of the things the song says he won't do: forget the way you feel right now; forgive himself if you don't go all the way tonight; do it better than he does it with you, so long; and stop dreaming of you every night of his life.)”

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The lyric clinic. on 16:51 - Aug 16 with 509 viewsHighjack

When Donna summer was craving “hot stuff” was she referring to semen?

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The lyric clinic. on 17:08 - Aug 16 with 487 viewsdickythorpe

The lyric clinic. on 16:51 - Aug 16 by Highjack

When Donna summer was craving “hot stuff” was she referring to semen?


It would certainly seem plausible Highjack, however forget her receiving "swollen goods" and you will uncover it is "stolen goods" she is warbling about.
A right magpie's nest her home was with the latest Kenwood food mixers and Morphy Richards toasters swiped to order from unsuspecting and unprepared electrical wholesalers.
Eddie Grant sang of rocking down to "Electric Avenue". The song was admissable as evidence and nailed her to her den of high quality household appliances.
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The lyric clinic. on 17:16 - Aug 16 with 472 viewsAlberto_Swinglehurst

Sarah Green (ex Blue Peter) likes bum sex.
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The lyric clinic. on 00:03 - Aug 17 with 401 viewsBrynCartwright

For many years I thought that Bryan Adams was singing about "My first real sex dream" in the opening verse of his Summer of 69.

It is a very average quality song, loved by simpletons.

It was many years later, my (ex) Mother In Law explained it is actually "My first real six string". She is right and correct, but she is still a gargantuan bitch of the highest order. ...Hic!

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The lyric clinic. on 08:11 - Aug 17 with 346 viewsHighjack

I thought Katy Perry was singing about being afraid of catching fish.

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The lyric clinic. on 09:13 - Aug 17 with 315 viewschad

The lyric clinic. on 16:51 - Aug 16 by Highjack

When Donna summer was craving “hot stuff” was she referring to semen?


I suspect not otherwise (given she only refers to blood as warm) the title would likely have been ‘lukewarm stuff’
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The lyric clinic. on 10:00 - Aug 17 with 304 viewsdickythorpe

"It ain't what you do, it's the way that you do it" sang Bananarama and Terry Hall.
But where they in about assembling MFI flat pack furniture or self assessment tax forms?
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