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Anyone been banned... 20:30 - Sep 4 with 3234 viewsSwanjaxs

From anywhere? ... and why
My list of shame:
In this order...
Thomas's Newsagents Treboeth: for stealing a packet of football cards when I was about 8 years old (a dare)

The Quadrant Gate: for a disagreement with the landlord over something that will remain secret

And most bizarrely: The Kingsway Dinner over a dispute about paying for my doner kebab that lasted long after I was allowed back in Thomas's and the Gate ( about 10 years)
[Post edited 4 Sep 2019 21:12]

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Anyone been banned... on 13:02 - Sep 5 with 1082 viewsoldgrey

Anyone been banned... on 11:16 - Sep 5 by WarwickHunt

Were you wearing a tie?


Didn't we get banned from the No 10 once Phil, after Noo Joysey Jack's tussle with Henry Clubber?
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Anyone been banned... on 13:07 - Sep 5 with 1069 viewsWarwickHunt

Anyone been banned... on 13:02 - Sep 5 by oldgrey

Didn't we get banned from the No 10 once Phil, after Noo Joysey Jack's tussle with Henry Clubber?


Ah, yes - happy days.😂 That was a bit nawty...

Almost got banned from the Singleton that night as well if memory serves. Proper pub crawl...
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Anyone been banned... on 16:56 - Sep 5 with 982 viewsBanosswan

Asda Llansamlet for baguette jousting on the mobility scooter things.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Anyone been banned... on 17:05 - Sep 5 with 979 viewsjackal

Quadrant Gate as well.

I paid with a £20 note and the landlord didn't have change. He then became stroppy about it. I got stroppy too and told him that it was his place to have change, not mine.
He told me to drink elsewhere.

35 years ago and I've never been back.
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Anyone been banned... on 17:24 - Sep 5 with 964 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Casino on high st

They thought I was cheating
Quite incredible 😂
[Post edited 5 Sep 2019 17:30]

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Anyone been banned... on 18:11 - Sep 5 with 914 viewsdickythorpe

Anyone been banned... on 17:05 - Sep 5 by jackal

Quadrant Gate as well.

I paid with a £20 note and the landlord didn't have change. He then became stroppy about it. I got stroppy too and told him that it was his place to have change, not mine.
He told me to drink elsewhere.

35 years ago and I've never been back.


You've out lasted it!!!
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Anyone been banned... on 20:10 - Sep 5 with 861 views1983

Anyone been banned... on 12:29 - Sep 5 by Swanjaxs

Ahh just remembered i was banned from every football ground in England and Wales back in the day 😕
[Post edited 5 Sep 2019 18:15]


Ditto circa 1990


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Anyone been banned... on 20:26 - Sep 5 with 844 viewsCountyJim

I went on Rectum forum and asked how non league was going BANNED

Funny feckers them six fingered f uckers
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Anyone been banned... on 20:42 - Sep 5 with 831 viewsSirjohnalot

My local Chinese, run by a lovel but bonkers Chinese lady.

My wife was away in London for work so I went down on the Monday for tea, (never get the right order but she’s way too nice to complain) and went back on the Thursday. In a shop full of people she shouted ‘no, fat pig, you came on Monday, no food for you till next week, get out’.

Thought she was joking but she pushed me out and called me a greedy pig.

She’s ace.
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Anyone been banned... on 08:12 - Sep 6 with 739 viewsjackrmee

Anyone been banned... on 20:42 - Sep 5 by Sirjohnalot

My local Chinese, run by a lovel but bonkers Chinese lady.

My wife was away in London for work so I went down on the Monday for tea, (never get the right order but she’s way too nice to complain) and went back on the Thursday. In a shop full of people she shouted ‘no, fat pig, you came on Monday, no food for you till next week, get out’.

Thought she was joking but she pushed me out and called me a greedy pig.

She’s ace.


SO you're only allowed to have one meal per week from this Chinese?!

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Anyone been banned... on 08:25 - Sep 6 with 733 viewsWarwickHunt

Anyone been banned... on 08:12 - Sep 6 by jackrmee

SO you're only allowed to have one meal per week from this Chinese?!


You could only have one child per family in those days too.
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Anyone been banned... on 09:35 - Sep 6 with 708 viewsSirjohnalot

Anyone been banned... on 08:12 - Sep 6 by jackrmee

SO you're only allowed to have one meal per week from this Chinese?!


You’d have to have met her to understand. She’s fantastically crazy. Why we keep going back, they also do the best salt and Pepper chips.
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Anyone been banned... on 22:15 - Sep 6 with 609 viewsTNT

We were all banned from scumdiff for a while... but still got in.


Raynor wouldn't get it.

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Anyone been banned... on 23:28 - Sep 6 with 576 viewsBanosswan

Ystradgynlais rfc

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
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Anyone been banned... on 00:05 - Sep 7 with 558 viewsTNT

The Antelope, whilst on The Mumbles Mile.

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