| National Poetry Day today 14:24 - Oct 3 with 788 views | Darran |
Here’s my effort entitled Day Tripping. I hope you like it.
Going to the seaside gonna take some drugs
gonna go and talk to trees,give them mummy hugs
watching all the fishies flying past my head
need to be more careful or i'll wake up dead
Sitting in the moon beams swinging from the trees
eating soggy sandwiches with cream cheese
drinking fizzy cordial custard pop
all bought together from the funny food shop
Purple spotted snowflakes falling from the sun
a green striped elephant sucking on a bun
psychedelic surfers up and down the dunes
troops of little monkeys blowing up balloons
Sitting at the seaside eating ice cream pies
looking at the yellow clouds in the orange skies
putting on the headphones listening to the band
watching all the polar bears playing in the sand
What a load of nonsense what a load of crap
what strange fellow what a funny chap
needs to see a therapist,needs to see him soon
before he builds a rocket and fućks off to the moon
[Post edited 3 Oct 2019 14:37]
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| National Poetry Day today on 18:24 - Oct 3 with 698 views | TNT |
More Beatles than Cheap Trick, Dar? |  |
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| National Poetry Day today on 18:33 - Oct 3 with 682 views | Pegojack |
There once was a PM called Boris
Who was like some throwback to the National Front
A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him
But most people thought him a plum
Can't get that last line to rhyme..... |  | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 18:36 - Oct 3 with 679 views | Darran |
| National Poetry Day today on 18:33 - Oct 3 by Pegojack |
There once was a PM called Boris
Who was like some throwback to the National Front
A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him
But most people thought him a plum
Can't get that last line to rhyme..... |
There once was a PM called Boris
Who was like some throwback to the National Front
A few saddos on Planet Swans idolised him
But most people thought him a quim | |
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| National Poetry Day today on 18:36 - Oct 3 with 678 views | Darran |
| National Poetry Day today on 18:24 - Oct 3 by TNT |
More Beatles than Cheap Trick, Dar? |
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| National Poetry Day today on 18:51 - Oct 3 with 648 views | Gowerjack |
Didn't you tweet something in the week about how marijuana use made the user more intelligent? |  |
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| National Poetry Day today on 18:52 - Oct 3 with 646 views | lifelong |
There was a young man from Kent
His tool was exceedingly bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in double
So instead of coming he went. |  | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 19:41 - Oct 3 with 619 views | Darran |
| National Poetry Day today on 18:51 - Oct 3 by Gowerjack |
Didn't you tweet something in the week about how marijuana use made the user more intelligent? |
Any chance you could kindly fućk off and stop talking me please? | |
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| National Poetry Day today on 19:52 - Oct 3 with 605 views | oldcob |
| National Poetry Day today on 18:52 - Oct 3 by lifelong |
There was a young man from Kent
His tool was exceedingly bent
To save him the trouble
He put it in double
So instead of coming he went. |
There was a young girl from Devizes,
Whose breasts were of different sizes,
One was so small,
Could hardly see it at all,
The other was big and won prizes. | | | |
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| National Poetry Day today on 19:56 - Oct 3 with 589 views | oldcob |
The was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Large tufts of grass, Grew out of his arse,
And his knackers were covered in weeds. | | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 20:01 - Oct 3 with 577 views | oldcob |
A shy young couple from Aberystwyth,
Their lips were the things that they kissed with,
But as they got older,
They also got bolder,
And started using the things that they pissed with. [Post edited 3 Oct 2019 20:01]
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| National Poetry Day today on 20:23 - Oct 3 with 557 views | dickythorpe |
There was a young woman from Ayr
Who liked a romp on a chair,
But on the 99th stroke the chair leg broke
So I ended up fúcking her in mid air. |  | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 21:01 - Oct 3 with 530 views | theloneranger |
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| National Poetry Day today on 21:02 - Oct 3 with 528 views | swan65split |
Diet Time
by Vivien Wade
Seeing myself in the mirror I thought,
A diet wouldn't do me any harm,
Losing a few kilos should be helpful,
Overweight could cause some alarm.
First I tried a weight watcher's diet,
Consisting of points I must count,
Many foods allowed, even chocolate,
Though trying, I over-did the amount.
Another said drink lots of water,
Which helps to flush toxins away,
I soon gave up doing that diet,
For I sat on the loo half the day!
Then I read about eating low carb,
High protein, no bread, allowed cream,
Well I liked the sound of this one,
The food list to me was a dream.
But after a few weeks on low carb,
Things didn't work out the right way,
Was the opposite of the water diet,
For it clogged up the works every day.
Maybe a high carb one would be better,
Though no sugar or sweets like before,
Bread and cream were back on the menu,
But my sweet tooth took over once more.
I'm finished with all fad diets,
Found a balanced one holds the key,
For a bar of chocolate in both hands,
Is a well balanced diet for me! |  | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 21:04 - Oct 3 with 520 views | Joe_bradshaw |
I love you in your dressing gown
I love you in your nightie
When the moonlight flits across your tits
Oh, Jesus Christ almighty |  |
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| National Poetry Day today on 21:05 - Oct 3 with 516 views | theloneranger |
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee
I slept with your mother
Now it burns when I pee | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| National Poetry Day today on 21:09 - Oct 3 with 510 views | Libertarian |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Falling down the stairs
Reminds me of you
Bang, bang, bang, bang |  | | |
| National Poetry Day today on 21:19 - Oct 3 with 492 views | TNT |
Hen ddyn, hen ddyn,
A'i wallt yn wyn,
A blaen ei goc e,
Fel y pin.
Hen fenyw, hen fenyw,
Yn byw mewn tent,
A sychodd ei thin,
Mewn sebon scent. | |
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| National Poetry Day today on 21:22 - Oct 3 with 479 views | Banosswan |
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom
The German guns; Baldrick, S. |  |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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