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Has a present ever backfired on you? 20:50 - Oct 7 with 1003 viewsSwanjaxs

Bought the wife a microwave for Christmas a few years ago. She still bangs on about it to this day ...
Wasn't cheep either (Hitachi) 😕

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:52 - Oct 7 with 982 viewsmonmouth

About 20 years ago my best mate bought his wife some hub caps that he liked for her car. They're still together.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:53 - Oct 7 with 984 viewsWarwickHunt

You spoil that girl.
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:54 - Oct 7 with 976 viewsSwanjaxs

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:53 - Oct 7 by WarwickHunt

You spoil that girl.


It was a toss up between a deep fat fryer in fairness 👍

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:57 - Oct 7 with 961 viewsJoe_bradshaw

The biggest pack imaginable of tampons simply doesn't cut it apparently.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:01 - Oct 7 with 945 viewsSwanjaxs

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:57 - Oct 7 by Joe_bradshaw

The biggest pack imaginable of tampons simply doesn't cut it apparently.


She should see the bigger picture though, it's saving her a few bob in the long run 🤔

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:08 - Oct 7 with 919 viewsdickythorpe

Bought a colleague an inflatable sheep with a hole in as a secret santa gift 3 years ago.
He's now in management and I think he knows it was me as he's always giving me glares if I laugh near him.
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:08 - Oct 7 with 915 viewsjack2jack

I've learnt over many years, not to try and be too clever, or over think gifts to buy the beloved, and never second guess what they may like.
Best way is ask them what they want and buy it, simple as.
A mate of mine used to buy clothes or boots that type of thing, and was forever taking them back to the shop after Christmas.
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:16 - Oct 7 with 896 viewsjack2jack

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:08 - Oct 7 by dickythorpe

Bought a colleague an inflatable sheep with a hole in as a secret santa gift 3 years ago.
He's now in management and I think he knows it was me as he's always giving me glares if I laugh near him.
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Ewe should have know better😀
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:19 - Oct 7 with 885 viewsdickythorpe

I think that was the only Secret Santa I took part in.

There have been embarrassing gifts like "Dildos" and "you're a c#nt" mugs which made bosses squirm.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:28 - Oct 7 with 871 viewsSwanjaxs

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:19 - Oct 7 by dickythorpe

I think that was the only Secret Santa I took part in.

There have been embarrassing gifts like "Dildos" and "you're a c#nt" mugs which made bosses squirm.


Dildos you say... 🤔
That's next Christmas sorted 👍

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:56 - Oct 7 with 816 viewstheloneranger

I bought my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas.

She was so excited.

I couldn't believe it, the vacuum cleaner was as good as new.
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 22:32 - Oct 7 with 765 viewsstevethejack

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 20:57 - Oct 7 by Joe_bradshaw

The biggest pack imaginable of tampons simply doesn't cut it apparently.


Could use them yourself. I heard you were a tight cúnt

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 22:55 - Oct 7 with 735 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 22:32 - Oct 7 by stevethejack

Could use them yourself. I heard you were a tight cúnt


That makes a change from being called a massive one.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 23:42 - Oct 7 with 709 viewsDJack

The wife bought me a sander last Chritmas so I bought her an electric iron for her birthday. She took it well and laughed...I've employed a food taster and bodyguard.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 23:54 - Oct 7 with 704 viewsjackharris

Bought my mum a state of the art iron when she was 60, she was not amused. I was living in London and needed my shirts ironed for work. Would take them back in a suit carrier case. The iron is still going but My mum has semi-retired from ironing. Get them done in Morrison’s now.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 00:44 - Oct 8 with 676 viewsCooperman

My dad once bought my mum a cauliflower after they had a small scale argument. His logic was that she enjoyed cauliflower with the Sunday dinner and in his mind he was thinking of her. The small scale argument quickly escalated. I was about eight at the time and we still laugh at it today.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 10:16 - Oct 8 with 481 viewsEbo

Bought the mrs a vacuum cleaner. She wasn't impressed "You are Dyson with death Johnny boy " she said.

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 11:11 - Oct 8 with 451 viewstheloneranger






I bought my wife a map of the world for her birthday and said she could throw one dart at it, and I would take her wherever the dart landed.

I'm happy to announce that in December we will be spending 2 weeks sat by the skirting board ...!!
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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 13:43 - Oct 8 with 395 viewsunion_jack

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 11:11 - Oct 8 by theloneranger






I bought my wife a map of the world for her birthday and said she could throw one dart at it, and I would take her wherever the dart landed.

I'm happy to announce that in December we will be spending 2 weeks sat by the skirting board ...!!
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🤣🤣🤣

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 16:53 - Oct 10 with 219 viewsbonymine

Has a present ever backfired on you? on 21:56 - Oct 7 by theloneranger

I bought my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas.

She was so excited.

I couldn't believe it, the vacuum cleaner was as good as new.


I like it 👍🤣🤣🤣

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Has a present ever backfired on you? on 18:18 - Oct 10 with 174 viewstheloneranger

The wife asked me, "What are you doing on the computer"??

l told her, "I'm looking for cheap flights"

"Oh I love you", she replied, and then she got all excited.

She quickly got undressed, and then we had the most amazing sex ever.

Which is very odd, because she's never shown an interest in darts before ...!!
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