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Stormzy 23:08 - Nov 6 with 6521 viewsKerouac

...this c*nt sums up the modern Scummy Labour Party voter perfectly;

"‘Oi @Jacob_Rees_Mogg you need to resign you’re an actual piece of s**t. ‘I beg everyone watch this – MP Jacob Rees Mogg in a nutshell saying Grenfell Victims should of [sic] had the common sense to escape. ‘I can’t believe the cheek f**king hell these politicians are actual aliens.’ He added: ‘My man said “if either of us were in fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we’d leave a burning building” as if to say “come on bro, they were just dumb” as if those who lost their lives weren’t smart enough to escape. F**king hell this man is the scummiest. ‘You can’t even make this stuff up. Donny said “If you JUST ignore what you’re told and leave you are so much safer” BRUV!!!!! ‘Let’s bare [sic] in mind for 2 secs how horrifiying and terrifying the situation would of been for the victims. Deep that for 2 secs.
‘And then imagine they’re being instructed by fire fighters – trusted government authorities – to stay put. ‘This scumbag is saying “well boy you lot are dumb to of [sic] listened then” can you imagine ?!!!! Oi get this p***k out of here these man are scumbags and they are wicked and evil.’ "




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9VZ1FHxy0
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Stormzy on 13:54 - Nov 7 with 1103 viewstheloneranger

Stormzy on 11:56 - Nov 7 by Catullus

He doesn't put on the accent, he's born and bred North London. Not that I want to stick up for him.


The only time Stormzy saw North London was on a fvcking bus.
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Stormzy on 14:06 - Nov 7 with 1084 viewsGlyn1

Stormzy on 09:04 - Nov 7 by felixstowe_jack

Never believe experts without questioning what they say.
Boeing said the 737 max was safe and the FAA agreed with them. They were both wrong.


There have been other fires this year where the firefighters asked people to stay in their homes and no lives were lost. It's usually the best thing to do.

If any of us had been on, say, the 10th floor of that tower block - flames, smoke and toxic gas below us, pitch black on the stairs because there's no electricity and it's nighttime - what the hell would we be supposed to do? The people who died weren't idiots.

If people now ignore firefighters' advice and die, it will be this man's fault.
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Stormzy on 14:09 - Nov 7 with 1078 viewsGlyn1

Kerouac supports free speech and then calls someone a c#nt for the crime of saying something that he disagrees with...ok.

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Stormzy on 14:14 - Nov 7 with 1069 viewsGlyn1

Stormzy on 12:10 - Nov 7 by sainthelens

You just did, problem is you are to thick to realise.


He didn't say that he wouldn't stick up for him. He said that he didn't want to stick up for him.

Notice any difference in meaning?

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Stormzy (n/t) on 14:18 - Nov 7 with 1060 viewssainthelens

Stormzy on 12:10 - Nov 7 by sainthelens

You just did, problem is you are to thick to realise.


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Stormzy on 14:19 - Nov 7 with 1050 viewssainthelens

Stormzy on 14:14 - Nov 7 by Glyn1

He didn't say that he wouldn't stick up for him. He said that he didn't want to stick up for him.

Notice any difference in meaning?


Shut up you tw@t.
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Stormzy on 01:38 - Nov 8 with 957 viewsKerouac

Stormzy on 08:48 - Nov 7 by JackSomething

Because he speaks in a different way to Kerouac, he's a c*nt and scummy apparently.

Not going to condemn JRM's disgusting comments then Kerouac?


What s as f*cking bell-end you truly are...



“ Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot”

“ Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make f*ckboys run out of bars”


- Stormzy



“I think if either of us were in a fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we would leave the burning building. It just seems the common sense thing to do.”

- Jacob Rees-Mogg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9VZ1FHxy0
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Stormzy on 05:38 - Nov 8 with 910 viewsbuilthjack

Stormzy on 10:18 - Nov 7 by Highjack

Lyrical wordsmith, the British Kanye.


Harry?

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Stormzy on 07:08 - Nov 8 with 885 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Stormzy on 08:48 - Nov 7 by JackSomething

Because he speaks in a different way to Kerouac, he's a c*nt and scummy apparently.

Not going to condemn JRM's disgusting comments then Kerouac?


Our Lib Dem friend, apart from being an utter c*nt is obviously a racist too. Thanks not going to go down well with Jo Swinson and the gang let me tell you

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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Stormzy on 08:39 - Nov 8 with 853 viewsHighjack

Stormzy on 01:38 - Nov 8 by Kerouac

What s as f*cking bell-end you truly are...



“ Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot”

“ Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make f*ckboys run out of bars”


- Stormzy



“I think if either of us were in a fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we would leave the burning building. It just seems the common sense thing to do.”

- Jacob Rees-Mogg


They don’t write ditties like that anymore.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 08:55 - Nov 8 with 842 viewsHighjack

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off,
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off,

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 09:04 - Nov 8 with 833 viewsWarwickHunt

Stormzy on 08:55 - Nov 8 by Highjack

My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop My bruddas don't dab, we just Vossi bop
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off,
I tell your girl to link me at the coffee shop
Getting freaky in the sheets, we're takin' body shots
Then I finish with a facial just to top it off,


And they said romance was dead...
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Stormzy on 09:16 - Nov 8 with 826 viewsHighjack

Yeah, so shut your f*cking stupid mouths
Chatting bare f*cking sh*t
Shut the f*ck up, shut your f*cking mouths
Oi rude boy shut up
One time yeah, chatting bare f*cking sh*t
Shut up man
Pussy's what

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 09:17 - Nov 8 with 825 viewsHighjack

He really captures the mood of a nation through his delicately crafted and thoughtful prose.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 09:20 - Nov 8 with 821 viewsDarran

Stormzy on 01:38 - Nov 8 by Kerouac

What s as f*cking bell-end you truly are...



“ Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot”

“ Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make f*ckboys run out of bars”


- Stormzy



“I think if either of us were in a fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we would leave the burning building. It just seems the common sense thing to do.”

- Jacob Rees-Mogg


I think he’s got a very valid point here and I refer you to what I said on page one of this thread.

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Stormzy on 09:24 - Nov 8 with 810 viewsCatullus

Stormzy on 14:19 - Nov 7 by sainthelens

Shut up you tw@t.


Ah the well crafted reply of an intellectual giant, much better than the postings of someone too thick to understand the difference between wanting to and not wanting to.

Oh look, I can do sarcasm too.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Stormzy on 09:31 - Nov 8 with 808 viewsHighjack

Stormzy on 09:24 - Nov 8 by Catullus

Ah the well crafted reply of an intellectual giant, much better than the postings of someone too thick to understand the difference between wanting to and not wanting to.

Oh look, I can do sarcasm too.


Are you certain he wasn’t just quoting some Stormzy lyrics?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 09:36 - Nov 8 with 799 viewsCatullus

Stormzy on 09:31 - Nov 8 by Highjack

Are you certain he wasn’t just quoting some Stormzy lyrics?


What, when he called me thick or when he told glyn1 to shut the fack up?

That said, I am never certain of anything.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Stormzy on 09:50 - Nov 8 with 784 viewsLohengrin

Stormzy on 09:04 - Nov 8 by WarwickHunt

And they said romance was dead...


I much preferred his earlier work with The Flamingos. It was all downhill after he swapped his tuxedo for a stab vest.


An idea isn't responsible for those who believe in it.

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Stormzy on 10:00 - Nov 8 with 773 viewstheloneranger

Stormzy on 09:31 - Nov 8 by Highjack

Are you certain he wasn’t just quoting some Stormzy lyrics?


Nah, he was quoting the great Joe Dolce ...



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Stormzy on 13:09 - Nov 8 with 726 viewsDippy

Stormzy on 09:16 - Nov 8 by Highjack

Yeah, so shut your f*cking stupid mouths
Chatting bare f*cking sh*t
Shut the f*ck up, shut your f*cking mouths
Oi rude boy shut up
One time yeah, chatting bare f*cking sh*t
Shut up man
Pussy's what


He's paid in millions for spouting guff

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Stormzy on 13:22 - Nov 8 with 707 viewsHighjack

Stormzy on 13:09 - Nov 8 by Dippy

He's paid in millions for spouting guff


Them boys get f*cked about and call us
Crikey!
Oh my god, it's Big Mikey
Copped a whip, it's so pricey
I should call my next one "Icy"
Touch the mic and get lively
Don't draw me out, I'll ask nicely
Do the road and do wifey
I wonder why they don't like me

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Stormzy on 13:55 - Nov 8 with 685 viewsJackSomething

Stormzy on 01:38 - Nov 8 by Kerouac

What s as f*cking bell-end you truly are...



“ Wait two secs, let me spark this zoot
My niggas, they don't tark, they shoot”

“ Walk in the rave , put the glass to your face
Look, I make f*ckboys run out of bars”


- Stormzy



“I think if either of us were in a fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we would leave the burning building. It just seems the common sense thing to do.”

- Jacob Rees-Mogg


Not a fan of Stormzy as a musician, but some lyrics in a grime song are hardly as important as a member of the government's tactless comments about 72 people who lost their lives.

You massive gammon.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

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Stormzy on 13:56 - Nov 8 with 685 viewsJackSomething

Stormzy on 08:49 - Nov 7 by WarwickHunt

He’s looking for something to copy and paste.


It took him a while, but he found something eventually.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

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Stormzy on 14:01 - Nov 8 with 679 viewsUxbridge

Well, this thread has gone according to the form book ....

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