| Please, please, please, please, please 19:36 - Dec 12 with 4353 views | WxmJax |
🚨 Tory insiders are telling me Boris Johnson could “genuinely be in trouble in #UxbridgeAndSouthRuislip”.
Exit pollsters think the Lib Dem vote has collapsed there probably due to tactical voting for Labour.🚨
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:37 - Dec 12 with 1924 views | londonlisa2001 |
If there is a God, he’ll lose the seat by 1 vote. As he didn’t vote there himself. |  | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:39 - Dec 12 with 1897 views | Highjack |
It would be hilarious but isn’t the person reporting this breaking election law? |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 with 1903 views | exiledclaseboy |
A Tory majority with Johnson losing his seat, while funny, would be a pyrrhic victory. |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 with 1896 views | monmouth |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:37 - Dec 12 by londonlisa2001 |
If there is a God, he’ll lose the seat by 1 vote. As he didn’t vote there himself. |
Nah if there was a god Dilyn would have bitten him in the arse to wipe the smug look off his face this morning.
Then he'd lose by one vote.
So I'll settle for no god and him losing by 3000 votes and a collective two fingers from the voters. |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:41 - Dec 12 with 1891 views | blackswan |
Would be nearly as pleasing as winning the welsh derby think I'd laugh all night  | | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:41 - Dec 12 with 1882 views | ItchySphincter |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:39 - Dec 12 by Highjack |
It would be hilarious but isn’t the person reporting this breaking election law? |
Even you should see the delicious irony in that.
It would be magical but I doubt it’s true. |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:42 - Dec 12 with 1872 views | Highjack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:41 - Dec 12 by ItchySphincter |
Even you should see the delicious irony in that.
It would be magical but I doubt it’s true. |
Even me? | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:42 - Dec 12 with 1877 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:39 - Dec 12 by Highjack |
It would be hilarious but isn’t the person reporting this breaking election law? |
Not unless they’ve seen some ballot papers. This sort of anecdote usually comes from party workers who are outside polling stations asking people how they voted. It’s pretty unscientific. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:43 - Dec 12 with 1858 views | Highjack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:42 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
Not unless they’ve seen some ballot papers. This sort of anecdote usually comes from party workers who are outside polling stations asking people how they voted. It’s pretty unscientific. |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:43 - Dec 12 with 1860 views | ItchySphincter |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:42 - Dec 12 by Highjack |
Even me? |
Well yeah, your post there betrayed the sense of humour you normally possess. I
I understand, it would hurt the hearts of Brexiters. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:45 - Dec 12 with 1846 views | londonlisa2001 |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 by monmouth |
Nah if there was a god Dilyn would have bitten him in the arse to wipe the smug look off his face this morning.
Then he'd lose by one vote.
So I'll settle for no god and him losing by 3000 votes and a collective two fingers from the voters. |
Lol.
To be honest, the only saving grace about Johnson in my view is that he seems to love his dog. And his dog loves him. Which is something at least.
Patel and Raab wouldn’t love a dog. | | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:46 - Dec 12 with 1841 views | monmouth |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
A Tory majority with Johnson losing his seat, while funny, would be a pyrrhic victory. |
Indeed.
But any victory might be something tonight. I've sat through so many of these miserable nights. Three Thatchers, a Major (who I'd take with open arms now), two Camerons and a May. Plus two increasingly messianic Blairs and the crushing of my 1997 hopes and joy.
F*ck it I'm getting the whisky out. Where's my revolver. [Post edited 12 Dec 2019 19:53]
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:46 - Dec 12 with 1840 views | Neath_Jack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
A Tory majority with Johnson losing his seat, while funny, would be a pyrrhic victory. |
What happens if he loses his seat but the cons win overall, who becomes PM? |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:46 - Dec 12 with 1836 views | majorraglan |
Didn’t he promise his constituents to fight the expansion proposals at Heathrow, but missed the key vote in Parliament (which would have meant going against TM and the party line ) as by some coincidence he was away on a “work related trip.” | | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:47 - Dec 12 with 1831 views | monmouth |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:46 - Dec 12 by Neath_Jack |
What happens if he loses his seat but the cons win overall, who becomes PM? |
Mark Francois?
Might as well. Country's f*cked anyway. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:48 - Dec 12 with 1826 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:46 - Dec 12 by Neath_Jack |
What happens if he loses his seat but the cons win overall, who becomes PM? |
F*ck knows. We’d be in uncharted territory. Chances are sometime like Javid would take the reins temporarily until a by election somewhere could be arranged. [Post edited 12 Dec 2019 20:10]
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:49 - Dec 12 with 1806 views | NeathJack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:40 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
A Tory majority with Johnson losing his seat, while funny, would be a pyrrhic victory. |
Massively unlikely but a hung parliament and Johnson losing his seat would be great. No idea how it would work mind if the Tories have first go at forming a Government? |  | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:51 - Dec 12 with 1795 views | Neath_Jack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:48 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
F*ck knows. We’d be in uncharted territory. Chances are sometime like Javid would take the reins temporarily until a by election somewhere could be arranged. [Post edited 12 Dec 2019 20:10]
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Where does election night sit for you in your hierarchy of main sporting events? Is this right up there with cup final day, or ashes etc? | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:51 - Dec 12 with 1789 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Do they have a deputy leader?
Uxbridge shot the leader. But they didn't shoot the deputy. |  |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:53 - Dec 12 with 1767 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:51 - Dec 12 by Neath_Jack |
Where does election night sit for you in your hierarchy of main sporting events? Is this right up there with cup final day, or ashes etc? |
Damn right. I’m planning an all nighter. The exit poll could take the wind out of those particular sails mind. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:54 - Dec 12 with 1758 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:51 - Dec 12 by Joe_bradshaw |
Do they have a deputy leader?
Uxbridge shot the leader. But they didn't shoot the deputy. |
They don’t have a deputy leader. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:54 - Dec 12 with 1751 views | Highjack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:43 - Dec 12 by ItchySphincter |
Well yeah, your post there betrayed the sense of humour you normally possess. I
I understand, it would hurt the hearts of Brexiters. |
Would it? The guy is a dick who has behaved terribly. | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:54 - Dec 12 with 1753 views | dickythorpe |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:53 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
Damn right. I’m planning an all nighter. The exit poll could take the wind out of those particular sails mind. |
I'm away on a pre-Xmas trip up in Newark on Trent.
Fridge is stocked |  | | |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:54 - Dec 12 with 1753 views | Neath_Jack |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:53 - Dec 12 by exiledclaseboy |
Damn right. I’m planning an all nighter. The exit poll could take the wind out of those particular sails mind. |
Thought as much 
Another question, why do the north east race to be first to declare? What's that about? | |
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| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:55 - Dec 12 with 1750 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Please, please, please, please, please on 19:49 - Dec 12 by NeathJack |
Massively unlikely but a hung parliament and Johnson losing his seat would be great. No idea how it would work mind if the Tories have first go at forming a Government? |
That’s an even more interesting scenario. | |
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